Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That they were 10 years too late to stop [gestures at everything] this. 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I would take Point Break: New Zealand, being the adventures of Bodhi after he paddles there from Bells Beach and sets up a little surf shop at Piha. 030
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026HAHAH FOR THE BLACKSHORTSstatic.klipy.comNelson Muntz's Signature 'Ha-ha!' LaughALT: Nelson Muntz's Signature 'Ha-ha!' Laugh 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If the Daily Mail doesn’t run HAHAH FOR THE BLACKSHORTS! as the headline tomorrow… 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I clicked on *one* Times Radio clip on youtube interviewing him and for a whole week my feed was disgusting. The algorithm knows. 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Obviously. Everyone knows it goes dadadada dadadada da DUN da. 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I clicked on one YouTube short interviewing him and ever since my algorithm has been a cesspit of the thinly-veiled eugenicist incel-adjacent dog-whistling rubbish. 110
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“And what seems to be the problem?” “Ea-Nasir sold me low quality copper” 050
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comJames Bond 007: Daniel Craig Busts Through WallAlt: James Bond 007: Daniel Craig Busts Through Wall 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I think we all know that this was going to be the response no matter what he said. Respectfully, get in the fucking bin. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He would have-- let's just say he would have had a non-speaking role. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Certainly interesting that the "wildlife" monitoring tool relies on a quirk of *human* vision for its efficacy. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026And so, unfortunately, Senator McConnell won't be joining us for the rest of his life. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026And my copy of Gore Verbinsky's 2001 Julia Roberts/Brad Pitt romantic comedy? Staying on the shelf. 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pray for me, dearest, for upon drawing into Charing Cross, a cry went up from the conductor. “Alight here,” he said, “for a rail replacement omnibus service”. 090
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Widow’$ Baystatic.klipy.comJames Cameron 3D Deal With It MemeALT: James Cameron 3D Deal With It Meme 020
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comShia LaBeouf: Laugh, Cry, SmileALT: Shia LaBeouf: Laugh, Cry, Smile 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think they would love to hear him deliver that message in person. Can that be arranged? 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026See, this is the problem. You’re always having to explain the rules to new players. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The price of gaslighting has been unaffected by the current geopolitical situation. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you watching closely '' written below him .Alt: Christian Bale in The Prestige speaks the line `` are you watching closely '' 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The equivalent example for the Lord of the Rings is literally Star Wars, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If anyone is interested, I think that's the view from the Terrace at the Hotel Eden... What a remarkable city! 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I think he really needs to take it up with Mr Lee, since it was his suggestion. Directly, if possible. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Nice. www.maptap.gg April 23 83😁 97🔥 98🔥 100🎯 95🏅 Final score: 961maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026No, the US and Ukraine are definitely not governed by the same constitution, mr perfectly normal anon account. 000
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Ukraine and the US are - listen closely, because this is important - *different countries* and have *different constitutions* 110
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I think if you’re writing this response, to this post, by this writer, you’re pretty fucking vapid yourself. 010
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026That’s exactly the level of April Fool joke I’d expect from Tilly Norwood, tbh. 020
Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Is this her interpretation of what The Kit Kat Club is? 000