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Jared Cowie

@jaredc.bsky.social
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British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
brb. Registering OpenSi.com...
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Verger, you say...? This gives me an idea.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get help.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well that sucks.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They drew better clocks than him.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That they were 10 years too late to stop [gestures at everything] this.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would take Point Break: New Zealand, being the adventures of Bodhi after he paddles there from Bells Beach and sets up a little surf shop at Piha.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HAHAH FOR THE BLACKSHORTS
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Nelson Muntz's Signature 'Ha-ha!' Laugh
ALT: Nelson Muntz's Signature 'Ha-ha!' Laugh
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If the Daily Mail doesn’t run HAHAH FOR THE BLACKSHORTS! as the headline tomorrow…
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait— they lost the *Daily Mail*?? Oh dear.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I clicked on *one* Times Radio clip on youtube interviewing him and for a whole week my feed was disgusting. The algorithm knows.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Obviously. Everyone knows it goes dadadada dadadada da DUN da.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I clicked on one YouTube short interviewing him and ever since my algorithm has been a cesspit of the thinly-veiled eugenicist incel-adjacent dog-whistling rubbish.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“And what seems to be the problem?” “Ea-Nasir sold me low quality copper”
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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James Bond 007: Daniel Craig Busts Through Wall
Alt: James Bond 007: Daniel Craig Busts Through Wall
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Beware of Groks bearing grifts.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think we all know that this was going to be the response no matter what he said. Respectfully, get in the fucking bin.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He would have-- let's just say he would have had a non-speaking role.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Certainly interesting that the "wildlife" monitoring tool relies on a quirk of *human* vision for its efficacy.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And so, unfortunately, Senator McConnell won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And my copy of Gore Verbinsky's 2001 Julia Roberts/Brad Pitt romantic comedy? Staying on the shelf.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pray for me, dearest, for upon drawing into Charing Cross, a cry went up from the conductor. “Alight here,” he said, “for a rail replacement omnibus service”.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
America growing the fuck up.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Widow’$ Bay
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James Cameron 3D Deal With It Meme
ALT: James Cameron 3D Deal With It Meme
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Shia LaBeouf: Laugh, Cry, Smile
ALT: Shia LaBeouf: Laugh, Cry, Smile
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Now that’s a deep cut.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think they would love to hear him deliver that message in person. Can that be arranged?
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
See, this is the problem. You’re always having to explain the rules to new players.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The price of gaslighting has been unaffected by the current geopolitical situation.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You’ve successfully unsubscribed. Bang.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you watching closely '' written below him .
Alt: Christian Bale in The Prestige speaks the line `` are you watching closely ''
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The equivalent example for the Lord of the Rings is literally Star Wars, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Asked and answered.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If anyone is interested, I think that's the view from the Terrace at the Hotel Eden... What a remarkable city!
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think he really needs to take it up with Mr Lee, since it was his suggestion. Directly, if possible.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fine.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There are certainly chains involved, but no whips
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I see what you Xanadid there...
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That’s unexpected.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
No, the US and Ukraine are definitely not governed by the same constitution, mr perfectly normal anon account.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🤡🤡🤡
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ukraine and the US are - listen closely, because this is important - *different countries* and have *different constitutions*
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sure. But it's not a pertinent distinction.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm glad that in your head that makes a difference.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
As the OP was saying…
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think if you’re writing this response, to this post, by this writer, you’re pretty fucking vapid yourself.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That’s exactly the level of April Fool joke I’d expect from Tilly Norwood, tbh.
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is this her interpretation of what The Kit Kat Club is?
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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That's well below market.
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