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Jared Cowie

@jaredc.bsky.social

152 followers 213 following 378 posts

British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Bruno Ganz delivers the subtitled line “if Starmer [sic - Steiner] attacks, everything will be all right” from DOWNFALL

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Gene Hackman plays sax in The Conversation

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I don't know if he's on the apps, but I think this guy has a pass.

Still from the infamous BBC mistaken identity interview.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Literally boils down to him building his hopes up after being told “we have to find something to work on together”

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Some moron took a bunch of meetings and took the “we have to find something to work on together” spiel at face value. I mean… it’s embarrassing.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

similar vibes...

Jeff Goldblum is at a Hollywood party and phones his guru, telling him "I forgot my mantra"

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Photograph by Sal Veder depicting a POW returning from Vietnam.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

We came, we saw...

Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters proclaims another successful ghostbusting assignment., stating that "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

“Are you done with that couch?”

JD Vance stands before a seated Pope Francis, who eyes the Vice President with alarm.

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Perfection.

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Owen Jones meme reading "No, it's Volodymyr Zelenskyy who is wrong", in the style of the Principal Skinner meme from the Simpsons

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

And then this for the orange tw@t…

The infamous Glasgow Willy Wonka experience. A woman in a green wig stands behind a meagre chemistry set.

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Rupert Pupkin basks in the adoration of his fake audience in the famous scene from The King of Comedy

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

I remember when all this was light industrial.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

Or as Bertrand Russell nearly put it: "How about 'no'".

Letter from Bertrand Russell to the British fascist leader Oswald Mosley.

"Dear Sir Oswald,

Thank you for your letter and for your enclosures. I gave given some thought to our recent correspondence. It is always difficult to decide on how to respond to people whose ethos is so alien and, in fact, repellent to one's own. It is not that I take exception to the general points made by you but that every ounce of my energy has been devoted to an active opposition to cruel bigotry, compulsive violence, and the sadistic persecution which has characterised the philosophy and practice of fascism.

I feel obliged to say that the emotional universes we inhabit are so distinct, and in deepest ways opposed, that nothing fruitful or sincere could ever emerge from association between us.

I should like you to understand the intensity of this conviction on my part. It is not our of any attempt to be rude that I say this but because of all that I value in human experience and human achievement.

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Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

Sceptical Tommy Lee Jones reaction - from No Country For Old Men

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Laura Pausini?

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Why not AI-generated on-demand live sport? Your team will ALWAYS win! Yeah. That's why morons like this guy are going to be wrong about art, too.

Jared Cowie @jaredc.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

This would be the plot of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if it were made today.

Photoshopped still of the Lacuna Inc note from the film, doctored to read "Clementine Kruczynski has had Joel Barish blocked from her twitter. Please never mention their shitty tweets to her again."