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Jared Norman

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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 24/09/2026
upgraded my keyboard today
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 23/09/2026
upgraded my screen today
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 23/09/2026
I'm struggling to use Vim movement now that I've switched back to qwerty more than anything else because I'm used to hjkl being in these positions:
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 09/09/2026
finally put the colourful lights in my office
selfie with colourful lights
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 03/09/2026
honestly completely forgot about the feet after about 2k
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 02/09/2026
I wear the trappings of evil vehicular cyclist, but universally prefer riding away from cars and am confused that anyone feels otherwise. I organize my bike trips around spending as much time away from cars on gravel/trails as possible.
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 31/08/2026
cider was good
view over the cider works orchardapplessheep at rucklebikes on the ferry
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 31/08/2026
mt maxwell was a grind, but we got ice cream after
sign before climbing mt maxwellview from mt maxwellbikes in front of the cafeice cream
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 31/08/2026
pizza had fresh goat cheese
pizza at ssi cheese farmmy biketurkeyscampsite
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 31/08/2026
spent the weekend on Salt Spring Island riding bikes and camping
drinking coffee in fulfordselfie riding uphillfruitsiclechickens
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 15/08/2026
the screen at XO Ruby so big I gotta use pano
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 13/08/2026
sunday was a good ride
screenshot of strava showing I got a pb on both 50 miles and 80k. (full ride was 116k)
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 09/08/2026
reminiscing about the ice cream cake my wife got for me for my birthday for a party that would have been March 6th, 2020 but for some reason did not happen
happy birthday jerk cake with my face
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 07/08/2026
who wants paninis
me, with a panini press I won at music bingo
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 06/08/2026
set up an alternate webcam
screenshot of video call where my camera is showing my dog sleeping behind me (other callers blurred)
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 28/07/2026
views from today's gravel ride
chris, adam, mepower linesbike in a hut thingriders coming down the trail
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 27/07/2026
dhh rn
skinner meme: "am I racist? no, the LLM is censoring me"
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 27/07/2026
presented without comment
shopify ceo wants voting to be based on taxes paid, i.e. the rich get more votes
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 15/07/2026
getting ready to post some thrilling content
screenshot of the test posts queued in my crossposting tool
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 11/07/2026
caught a cold so I'm laying in bed trying to finish my love2d but it's zig/forth thing
pov ur me in bed with a laptop and dog cuddling you
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 07/07/2026
roxie absolutely loves the sunbeams in my south-facing office
cute dog sleeping in sunbeam
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 03/07/2026
I guess I should be glad most of the llms don't know that much about me intheweights.com/p/jared-norman
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 03/07/2026
my heart rate graph for a hockey game looks exactly like what you would expect
very spiky heart rate graph
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 02/07/2026
view of kinsol trestleice cream sundaegoats on a farmme and adam
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 02/07/2026
"celebrated" Canada Day by doing my longest gravel ride ever
strava share image showing 120k ride with almost 1700m of elevation
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 30/06/2026
there some irony here
attempting to visit a post about how ruby on rails will never die, but the website no longer exists
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 30/06/2026
we're cooked
old (80's) personal computer issue warning of the end of programming
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 29/06/2026
𝔱𝖗𝔲𝖘𝔱 𝔱𝖍𝔢 𝔴𝖎𝔷𝖆𝔯𝖉 𝖕𝔯𝖔𝔭𝖍𝔢𝖈𝔶
fortune telling machine displaying "trust the wizard prophecy" on the screen
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 21/06/2026
just got back from my first VIBC bikepacking trip, the solstice trip to Saltspring. did about 155km with 2000m of climbing over the three days. so much fun
sunset view with campers chillinglots of bikes on the ferrycider flightalistair "awake"
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 05/06/2026
also Amy (who likes to watch me play and has a reasonable understanding of the game) names all my decks
titles include Big Boy Bonanza, Ari's Open House, The Nimrod Special, Dr. Howard Tribunal, and Lo is Afraid
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 31/05/2026
you want me to like my own post, LinkedIn? how desperate do you think I am?
linkedin notification telling me about my own post and suggesting I engage with it
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 20/05/2026
surfed the lowest tide of the year
beach break showing the huge slab of rock that's normally under the break fully exposed
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 16/05/2026
a lot can be done to make discussions about programming languages more interesting, and some people are doing it
r/ProgrammingLanguages post using femboy preferences as an example
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 13/05/2026
also worth noting that many of the "success stories" on the Spree website are actually Solidus stores
kermit drinking tea meme
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 09/05/2026
#ootd (office of the day)
campsite with laptop sitting on the picnic tablefull view of campsite showing tent, chair, fire pit, surrounding forest
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 07/05/2026
my programming language has conditional expressions now
demo of conditional expression compiling to lua (where conditionals are statements)
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 04/05/2026
a few snaps
the pack riding towards Lake Cowichan from the Kinsol trestlea secret swimming spot accessed via a pulley systemthe crewmy straggler, waiting for the ferry
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 03/05/2026
this is not a good "sign" that this website is working good
truncated browser tab title that says "Sign In - Sign In - Sign In - Sign In - Sig..."
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 02/05/2026
being helpful, as usual
a review where my only comment is "This is a funny line of code."
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 22/04/2026
if you don't find other Ruby conferences technical enough, you should come to #RubyKaigi
eregon spouting jargon in the live chat
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 22/04/2026
🙃 #RubyKaigi
nate berkopec saying he's never used a cpu time profiler in the talk live chat
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 18/04/2026
Sapporo day 1 (2/2)
coffeeseileenhawthsapporo
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 18/04/2026
Sapporo day 1 (1/2)
hawth, adam, and amy in a tunnel amysake barrelstower
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 18/04/2026
the one nice thing about r/surfing is that when I browse it, I always find what I'm looking for
troll post about peeing in your wetsuit so much you start peeing your pants too
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 17/04/2026
I've got big dreams for what I'm going to make of this office, but currently it's just a shrine to the Vancouver Goldeneyes
webcam view of me, with various goldeneyes swag behind me
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 16/04/2026
pretty sure that isn't gothic/doom metal band The Eternal
my car entertainment system showing a picture of three black women while Celestial Veil by The Eternal is playing
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 15/04/2026
"The sparrows are dead. The locusts haven’t arrived yet." leehanchung.github.io/blogs/2026/04…
spider man pointing meme with featuring "Software engineer", "Product Manager" and "Designer" all saying "I dont't need you anymore"
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 15/04/2026
wasn't sure Roxie would want to be locked in my office while I work all day but actually she seems to love it
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 14/04/2026
so ready
schedule showing flying to japan on thursday
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Jared Norman @jardo.dev · 14/04/2026
not sure it's safe to give children access to such heavy machinery but ok
digger positioned in playground
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