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Kason

@japlan.bsky.social
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“There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”

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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Cheers to our failed nation. We’ll get em next time
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
STOP THE COUNT
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I will give Joe my prostate so he can run again
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The next generation of kids when they hear the name Kennedy will think of eugenics instead of JFK.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Good thing they’ll have American factory jobs to fall back on
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Christians say he has risen to make fun of Jews for eating unleavened bread for a week
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
PLEASE🙏
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I honestly think trump will be the first president to violate the third amendment
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Looks like it could be any day now
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Honestly knowing the history of the mariners I’m surprised this is only the third time
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Wow Chicago! #HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne (🎥 Marco Foster)
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yankees! With BEARDS!! What hasn’t trump taken from us
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I really think we should’ve let him run with the inject bleach idea
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m so sorry you have to watch the wizards you’ll be in my prayers
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Does that mean it’s going to get less stupid
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Crawford has just gotten an unprecedented mandate rename Wisconsin to wokesconsin
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Well as a left handed person…
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It is round or something
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Only correct way to watch the price is right
Three tvs set up with price is right on the middle tv
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just read the JFK files turns out he was vaccinated
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lay up of shock and despair
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
B1G west football is back and they’re playing basketball
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Durbin is rumored to be a yes on the CR cloture vote, if you are an Illinois resident take 2 minutes and send one of these, some staffer is at least going to tally the emails before the vote: www.durbin.senate.gov/contact
durbin.senate.gov
Contact | U.S. Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois
The Official U.S. Senate website of Dick Durbin
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This country is at a level of fucked once thought impossible
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
911 was the most successful terrorist attack because one way or another it led to this countries current collapse.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Once you realize that this war on woke is just the dying gasp of people who can’t handle they’re not cool doesn’t make life easier but does make it so much more embarrassing for conservatives. They’ve become foot soldiers and slaves for the rich simply because they can’t handle being irrelevant.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
They should make a version of the west wing where everyone’s on drugs and using ChatGPT. they should also all have a deep hatred of poor people.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
If they go more right for the next election I’m voting for the first republican that promises to kill poor people because at least they’ll put me out of my misery
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I need a democratic strategist to realize that the right is going to call them Marxist devils no matter what so they might as well get a little socialist. Who knows, by supporting policies that help workers some of them might vote for them.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It’s nothing crazy but I enjoyed it
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The USA has officially lost the Cold War in the dumbest way possible
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Can I ask for the less fiscally liquid when will all this will be on YouTube
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I had a dream my life would be so different from this Hell I’m living
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What if all of us not working in the government send an email about what we’ve been up to this past week?
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Facade
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I hope Canada wins by 1812
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Why not both
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is really going to hurt for eagles fans when the chiefs come back and win this
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They way I’m thinking about it is that civ7 is both the worst and most expensive it will ever be. I’m still enjoying civ 6 so I’m ok with waiting
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/02/2025
Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We just need to convince Elon to go after the CIA this will be over in an instant
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Kason @japlan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Laziest scorebug I’ve ever seen
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