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The most Jannerist of Dawgs

@jannerdog.bsky.social
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The illicit offspring of a relationship between Rin Tin Tin and a Mogwai

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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eldest son in for his 1st ever job interview. Proud dad moment lol
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whenever I see someone say something is AF, meaning alcohol free, EG AF Beer, I can't help but think "As Fuck Beer" 😅
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Microsoft purrview. I do not like this thing. It worries me.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all need a bit of good news and happy endings
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking bangin'! Milky bars are on me tonight baby
A screenshot from the national lottery website which says

Congratulations you've won one pound in lotto on 26th September 2026
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now is the winter of our discon-fucking-tent
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dad has asked to have a talk with me and my 2 brothers today. Not sure I'm ready for this.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post something stupid from your phone
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dad's been told no more treatment is possible... They didn't even start treatment :/ Pain relief is all that's left
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is exactly what I think the AI thing is. Someone is asking to see the emperor's new clothes, and the seamstresses are panicking
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is exactly what I think the AI thing is. Someone is asking to see the emperor's new clothes, and the seamstresses are panicking
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well worth the less than 17 smackeroonies for the game. The easy mode is great for chumps like me who suck at gaming as well. Much fun has been had playing this the last few days. Thanks Casey for the recommendation :)
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Be careful using the chew the world up and spit it out machine now.
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Tess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have an addiction
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A screen grab of what appears to be some kind of news story. The picture shows a large sign tower showing multiple boards advertising retailers outside a shopping mall. The board for the retailer Dick's Sporting Goods has been blown off by wind and is captured in the photo in mid air. The caption below the picture reads Roseville Officials Blown Away as Wind Sucks Dick's Off Clean at Macomb Mall.

Above the picture is a repost caption saying They saw the chance, took it and sprinted with it.

There are no usernames or account names to attribute where this post came from.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To add to neurodivergent hybrid words like floordrobe and dopamining... I submit to the council for your consideration "decarpressing". The act of sitting in your car after work/socialising or an otherwise energy sapping activity, taking time to decompress before driving off.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Episode "Bambi" from The Young Ones came up on my feed where Vyvyan sticks his head of of the train window as it goes through a tunnel. My son over hearing it pointed out how similar Vyv (played by Ade Edmonson) has near identical cadence to Junk Rat from Overwatch. I can't unhear that now.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well I mean most like New England track... As I'm from old England 😅 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A violent culture that's not compatible with the good people of the UK! 😡
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Ash G. @kilomonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
he did it, the sonvabitch, actually did it. youtu.be/FTceZxXYZCw
youtu.be
Rare encounter between coyote and roadrunner captured in SoCal
YouTube video by KTLA 5
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It sounds like military jets overhead. Nothing on flight radar, could be something live
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Windows 96. Yes you read that right. After Windows 95 came out there was an expectation there would be a 96. Microsoft worked on project Nashville which everyone expected to be released in 1996 as Win96. I remember at the time there were shareware catalogues of "cracked" software...
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I'm drowning while everyone else is swimming around enjoying the surf. With my dad likely having more like weeks than months. Stacey's Gran passing 3 weeks ago. Changes at work and the ever impending shite of the world at present. It's a struggle
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not one for suggesting violence, but fuck me sideways... They're just begging for people to erect guillotines
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Along with Dhar Mann videos. I'm also obsessed with Estelle the fox. Can't find her on Bluesky or her maker Malie Mason... But I can't get enough of her. Although seriously it feels like what Old Gregg's fursona would be at times www.facebook.com/share/r/1Q6t...
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Im embarrassed to admit it but I keep watching Dhar Mann films. They're basically hallmark films without the budget and less effort. Basic AF but I keep watching them. What is wrong with me?
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today wife is on the turbo drain unblock ready for cameras to go places you don't want them (precautionary measure due to being over 40 and family having history of bad stuff. Not because there is owt wrong) but yeah. Only 1 toilet in the house and 4 of us. Time to take the boys to the cinema 😅
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just heard Tim Curry has also passed. I think that one is not a surprise, he was very ill. Still devestating. 2 legends within 24 hours! RIP
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's kind of funny.... Satellite photo from 2020 showing the drive through covid testing stations, with all the pins for where the shops are now. What a change
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is insane. It would be bloody hard to draw a line on the paper, to do a whole picture beyond the 5 year old's house with a sun is just 🤯
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So having thought about it, I've changed my mind on this. I think the problem was my perception that the alert system was for very fast messaging in the face of imminent danger of some kind and not for be alert messages. However, I remembered my experience of the US system back in the day...
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Relevant envy:
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Absolutely dead
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seriously, they use the emergency alert system for that? Surely it should be used if there's a wildfire out there right now and they need us to evacuate. I guess this is the result of a Cobra meeting "we need to take action... Let's use that one system"
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There's a dog loose in the woods
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Back in the day one of my teachers used to say when you point a finger you have 3 pointing back at yourself and depending how you hold your hand, a thumb pointing at God or The Devil. Cheesy metaphor but ultimately holds true all the fucking time. I see people pointing fingers and think "mhmm"
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dad has had an appointment with the oncology team to discuss results of his biopsy and scans. Beyond the rectal cancer there are shadows over his bones and abdomen and they don't know what it is so more tests ordered and another 2 weeks wait. He's been in agony for days. Fearing the worst
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Autumn Goat 秋ヤギ @autumngogogoat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at the bloody chunk of the moon Musk’s rocket destroyed Christ almighty
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sky News, "President Trump says that you're full of sh*t" Abdul El-Sayed, “At least I don’t let mine go in the Oval Office”
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Night Creature @adarkequinox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So today is vore day because it's 8/8. Get it, ate ate. Only problem is that's the American date system with month before day. In normal countries the day goes first so it's actually 8/8 Silly yanks!
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So before our holiday my wife's car died. Completely. Wasn't having any of it. Deduced a fueling issue, fuel pressure was 0. No other issues so suspected fuel pump. That was £800 new Saw some on e bay 2nd hand for £300 Took the pump to a local scrap yard asked if they had one.. They did.
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of the worst 1st world problems is company communications that start with things like "to improve our product offering" or "good news" And then goes on to say how they're making things worse with not even 1 upside to whatever their change is. Example here from Microshite
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The most Jannerist of Dawgs @jannerdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk which reads "I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited amount of time I have on earth" there is a photo of Elon Musk looking out over what appears to be a small settlement with a few houses, some paths and in the background a large river. Below is a response from a user called MuskTillDawn which reads, "well you fucking suck at it"
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