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Janet A. Carr

@janetacarr.com
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Independent Clojure Consultant. Aspiring Blonde Bombshell. Posts about Software Dev, Clojure, & Functional Programming Twitch: twitch.tv/janetacarr Course: clojureforpros.com Clojure blog: blog.janetacarr.com Freelance Blog: fixedrate.dev

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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 21/08/2026
welcome new bluesky friends! I was recently added to two cool lists I have a twitch and instagram where I primarily post @janetacarr everywhere, basically.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 22/06/2026
is anyone else obsessed with the "shape" of code? In addition to being well-written, its structural form inspires beauty or am I just a weirdo
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 12/06/2026
world's largest parasite becomes world's first trillionaire
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 07/03/2026
low key a little pissed that LLMs ruined the em dash in writing the em dash was central to my writing voice and I'm struggling to dance around it and keep my flow
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 20/01/2026
the lie can go on no longer: COBOL devs make average salaries
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 17/01/2026
mfw unemployed people say ralph is taking our jobs and i still get paid for the artisanal stuff
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a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls .
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 09/01/2026
no way lfg <3
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 07/01/2026
Wake up babe new AI gold fish just dropped
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 20/12/2025
'forget the code exists' they said it will be fun they said.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 28/11/2025
nobody cares if LLMs produce poor code quality code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos. when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 27/11/2025
"maaaaan, they don't make algorithms like they used to"
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 25/11/2025
well this is surprising apparently someone is impersonating me on @discord.com ? my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930) photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 07/11/2025
each year i become more convinced that professional software development deliberately perverts the enjoyment of programming and it doesn't have to be this way
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 16/09/2025
sometimes you just have to sit and put some hard, capital "C", Coding into it
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 28/07/2025
for the love of god, please stop forking VS code
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 26/07/2025
a programming language that throws pizza parties?
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 18/07/2025
made the case for Dvorak.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 10/06/2025
Wow this is cool. I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 15/04/2025
THEY SAID I COULD DO IT SO I DID. I PUT JANET LANG ON THE PLAYDATE GAME CONSOLE.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 19/03/2025
i hate to admit it but it seems talking to LLMs like corpos works best; doing praise and criticize / feedback sandwich produced best results ie "this is great work. Can you blah blah blah? I love the work so far" Also saying "homie" works well too.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 03/03/2025
Just when I was about to switch to Forgejo >:)
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 01/03/2025
It's always so remarkable to me how simple a tree traversal algorithm can be in Clojure This is 10 lines of code (sans docstring of course).
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 01/03/2025
if you want LLMs to write more of your "favourite programming language" for you you don't have a favourite programming language. You have a technology tribe.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 27/02/2025
Whelp so much for going to Conj and TwitchCon 🙃
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 25/02/2025
so Claude 3.7 Sonnet sucks right? Like definitely not as good at coding as 3.5 Sonnet?
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 22/02/2025
🤨
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 01/02/2025
Does anyone want to watch my latest short? please let me be a shill to boost it in the SHORTS ALGORITHM youtube.com/shorts/6LdiO...
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 31/01/2025
I only really get updates on my ex-boyfriend because we still follow each other on github. He's building.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 25/01/2025
please watch🥺 youtube.com/shorts/jtevG...
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 21/01/2025
you know what I really hate about ruby? Gemfile Ruby Minor & Patch versions are really major versions. What. The. Fuck.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 18/01/2025
When people say Devin is like a replacement for an intern or junior developer, I can’t help but wonder if they’re sourcing developers from a pre-school
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 10/01/2025
When I started using `git restore ...`, it was over for me. I'm cooked.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 01/01/2025
2024 was wild. - dated my exes - stayed freelance after all - started twitch & made partner - climbed out of 2023 unemployed debt - made every mistake with my course - still single - tired For 2025 I want to downsize my apartment, and focus on course & twitch.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 31/12/2024
already sick of being sick 😷
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 26/12/2024
Aweh fuck I’m a content creator aren’t I? 😅
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 24/12/2024
I think it may have been a bit ambitious to think I could travel for the holidays AND stream on twitch😅
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 21/12/2024
Humans don’t have benchmarks like ARC We have intuition and emergence about other humans from social cues and shared evolution. Despite what the benchmarks show, it’s pretty obvious when we’re consuming AI generated content. Human touch will always be necessary.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 10/12/2024
I can't wait for AI to make all creative work irrelevant, so I can go back to hard labour and roommates 💀
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 10/12/2024
As I’ve said numerous times on stream, literally my favourite novel You heard the man. BUY.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 01/12/2024
Once, as a youth, I met a man who worked in computing I asked "Do you do programming?" he said "no, I do software engineering" this mf
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 30/11/2024
For me it seems a really subtle sign of burning out is when typical eustress starts becoming distress
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 29/11/2024
programming-in-the-large is a fucking catastrophe.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 27/11/2024
Building a list of Clojure libs to avoid. So far I've got: - compojure-api - plumatic schema - typed.core - clojure.spec (lol) - figwheel-main What else ? Yes most of these a deprecated, but I still see people using them for some reason.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 26/11/2024
is it just me or is clojure-lsp and lsp-mode just blatantly broken?
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 23/11/2024
Bluesky is going to be big There’s no stress response to scrolling here
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 22/11/2024
If protecting intellectual property rights is "communism", then we really do live in an Orwellian society.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 20/11/2024
Underrated thing that AI just can't get right: developer intuition
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 19/11/2024
If you own a domain or have a personal website, the domain should be your bluesky handle.
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 18/11/2024
Human: *evolves over billions of years to find food* AI Marketer bro: AI is just like a human brain! Totally just a next word predictor! Buy my SaaS!
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Janet A. Carr @janetacarr.com · 17/11/2024
Oh wow it’s been a while since I posted on my blog but Google clearly views my website as an authority on Clojure This photo is from my blog 🥹
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