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Jane Plain Jane

@janeplainjane.bsky.social
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knitter, researcher, grumpy person

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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was on the verge of replying to some posts, but then I took a deep breath, put a new thing into the mute section for a month and picked up my knitting again. stab stab stab
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Trust in meeee/just in meeeee/close your eyes/and trust in meeee" (Disney's Robin Hood)
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this one also wants to know when the parents are coming with food
cliff swallow annoyed at having to wait, with beak wide open
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
did the food have taste?
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
will AI tell me when the cliff swallows are coming back to feed their chick so that I don't give up and drop the camera 5 seconds too early? that was today's problem
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I snagged a handful of Saskatoon berries on the way home from the gym this morning, it is a great week in Toronto for them if you want to do a bit of foraging in the parks.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
realizing my non use of AI means arguably I would fall into this genre if I wrote about it (still feeling like Wesley in The Game in some conversations)
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
is it possible to filter on whether images have alt tags? that might cut things down if filtered words also look at the tags
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
honestly, I have put basically this into an oven to bake for 45 minutes many times. so comforting
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Jordan S. Carroll 🌹 @jordanscarroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Steve Jobs predicted cities would be designed around this device, which was "as big a deal as the PC." Jeff Bezos called it "one of the most famous and anticipated product introductions of all time." don't let our tech lords fool you into believing they can predict the future.
Segway scooter
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I need to learn more about the binding and paper I want, what are the tradeoffs. How much do I want to put into this experiment?
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
but the thing nobody tells you.. (except the 15 other videos posted on that topic yesterday)
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think you need to get to know more knitter/hooker groups
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
at least harbourfront is probably nice to visit today
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ok, but you did that with really good gloves right? because that stuff is ok at the beginning, but the spines get really really effective at piercing through leather.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Society moving from WordPerfect's Reveal Codes was the first downward step towards the current enshittified software engagement models. In this paper I will
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I had that happen to me this weekend, where I was calling about a downed tree on the power line, and just as I told my partner, "I'm going to hang up now", they picked up.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I keep realizing I am insufficiently cynical
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
for stuff like this, I often wonder if they do click on messages that they get, so they assume others would as well, or if they wouldn't but figure you'd make an exception for their sparkling insights. and then I realize that I've given this more consideration than they ever did
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I will notice hallucinations, because I've always caught things in the past, I can trust that I won't ever be tired or distracted or ... I'm not like those other people who aren't as sharp as me
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
don't worry, they'll call it something else if they survive 18 months
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I was so annoyed, and then all the ppl around me gushing because cute animal.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
more like the dashed line where you could see the route the child took through the space :)
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am a bit tired of being told my complaints/issues/boycott are because I just don't understand
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
when you take a photo and realize after that it was rehashing a panel from @rosemarymosco.com 's guide to bird photography
egret flying, a white bridge in the distance, a white ribbon trailing behind
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
wonderful news, I look forward to it
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am an Old who is actively annoyed whenever I am forced to replace anything
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I would probably buy Taylor Ham for the nostalgia factor if they exported to Canada. My grandmother used to bring it when she travelled from NJ, but those were innocent days.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The pervasive notion that it's somehow illegal for leftists to have fun or enjoy themselves is actually just the productivity-maxxing mandate of capitalism. Progressive values are rooted in community rather than puritan industriousness, and community is created through leisure as much as labor.
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Liz Bourke @hawkwinglb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If the commercial version of this software had that baked in, I think that would be pretty fine, actually. (Make it "can't open emails before 0800".)
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Lev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just got an ad for copilot whose premise is "after growing all these tulips, they're worthless without buyers. Use copilot to find a market." Are you fucking kidding me??? Why would marketing for AI products draw a straight line to Tulip Mania on purpose?? What???
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the location of the dog bite still gets me each reread
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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg. #Glorious25th #RiseUp #GNUTerryPratchett
A short sword stabbed into a tussock of grass and with sprigs of lilac around the cross-guard.

Above the sword are the words, "Truth, Justice, Freedom,"

Below, "Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg!"
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you get charged twice because the Presto card is separate from the debit or credit card it is also picking up. It doesn't know these two things belong to the same person. Probably possible to call and ask for a refund on the second card, but is that time and annoyance worth 3.30 to you right now?
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the radio ads about how they're tough on crime because kids can go to the park without worry, but of course fraud and corruption and bribes etc
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/05/2026
If current tech has intelligence of any sort, then it has rights. If it has rights, then how we currently use it is tantamount to slavery and we should probably halt all current/future use/development until we develop an ethical framework for INVITING it to work with us. I don't see that happening.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The SMART Metrics framework for software products can also be applied to make successful poasts: S - is the post SILLY? M - did you remember to take your MEDS today? A - are people going to be ANGRY at you for posting this? R - will you have to publish a RETRACTION later? T - TRANS RIGHTS
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TheIneptBirder @theineptbirder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s flycatcher season! ID tips: 1) Find elusive flycatcher lurking in the woods. 2) Consult apps, books, internet, passers-by, and/or chosen god for answers. Nope. 3) Quietly approach bird and ethically collect a DNA sample. You’re almost done. 4) Set up your field-case DNA sequencer… 🪶
A small songbird (probably an Acadian Flycatcher but who really knows) sits on a twig in the woods. It has a grayish back, two faint wing bars, a dark head, and an inscrutable air.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
thanks for the announcement, I wasn't following, but now I've blocked
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I keep thinking back to Matisse, wielding his pair of scissors, still creating, still pushing new boundaries.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
when I am generous I think about how easy it is to surround oneself with sycophants (even at the low levels of influence I was almost in) and how that creates barriers to learning & knowledge if you don't realize it's happening/think you've put things in place to counteract it (but didn't succeed)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/05/2026
Back in the day when I used to consult for tech companies, one of the questions I would ask their founders was "is this company meant to make a profit, or is it meant to be sold?" Because if the answer was the latter - and it often was! - then the issue of recouping funding was a very different one.
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
David Attenborough and one of his creations.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
then you'd force changes, and nobody actually wants that
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/04/2026
“I mean…” (You’re just going to let this sit for a while. Silence is a powerful weapon when making your voice heard.)
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Here’s Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives
“Let out an extremely long, exasperated sigh. Really milk it, like you can’t even believe you have to make this call. Like, your reps should be doing somethi...
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
and decided she wanted a different collar on her jumpsuit
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Michael Baym @baym.lol · 17/04/2026
I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name OAI: say no more
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
is like they didn't learn the appropriate lessons from being bullied in elementary school.
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Jane Plain Jane @janeplainjane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
also are completely inaccessible, graphic words no alt text
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