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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So, this guy would like to know more about the sandwich. Is Ms Pocheen made of whale meat? Is she edible? Must he wait until she is dead before tucking in?

Norwegian Forest Cat wondering when lunch is served...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mine hunts socks... knickers, t-shirts, basically anything not nailed down. He then carts each item off to a corner in the lounge, there to curate his trouvaille pile. I tell him he's a twat. Twat cat. It makes little difference.

Norwegian Forest Cat shows off his magnificent floofy tummy.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So. I was today years old when i discovered you could buy a 'cat wrestling glove,' aka 'cat rough play glove' (ooer, missus!) TLDR: this guy loves to play, to pounce... but doesn't know how sharp his own claws are. I need protection. #NorwegianForestCat #cats #catsky #catcanoe

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyhoo... here's a quick piece of mid-week trivia. And, as further evidence that left and right oft meet around the back, which famous gender crit said the following? No cheating, i.e., no googling! (other search engines are not available for this quiz)

Text reads: “So, our women’s movement is for us not something which inscribes on its banner as its program the fight against men, but something which has as its program the common fight together with men.”

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh. I know this one. I have long since learned to put things away before i go to bed. Yet despite my best efforts, he still finds things to knock over/destroy.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This guy has dined very well tonight off finely chopped ox heart. The fine chopping was eventually achieved with a good deal of bribery, to prevent either his paw or my fingers falling foul of the cutting implement.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh. He and i have a constant and ongoing dialogue. Mostly consists of him trashing some useful item or other... and my calling him "twat cat!" Perhaps that's why he does it! #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Meanwhile, i did try, recently, to put a harness on this guy. Allegedly small dog size. Not large enough for him. Fitted his front. But doing up the tummy bit had definite Edward VII vibes*. He is a chonk! #cats #catsky #NorwegianForestCat #catcanoe

Norwegian Forest Cat chilling on the sofa.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, that's unfortunate! Just discovered my cat shares his birthday (14 july) with Arthur de Gobineau, 19th century proto-nazi, and inventor of theories of racial superiority. Tbf, my cat, Myszchief, probably is superior. de Gobineau, not so much. #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Or on the occasions when this fellow decides to treat bottle top as prey, and hunts it under the sofa. (They rattle so interestingly when batted across the floor!)

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh, dear: now we have thunder and lightning, and turns out big bold cat is actually a scaredycat! (That's me he's lying on!) #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Another Norwegian Forest Cat. He's called Myszchief (pronounced Mischief)... and here's his portrait.

NorwegianForestCat in all his splendour...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Receipt, in case folks wonder where i got that idea from. It's from 2015.

Text: "There was an interesting news item on the television the other day. A transgendered chap was hoping to become the world’s first dual-purpose father and mother to a baby. He had frozen his semen before the surgeons came along with their secateurs and staple gun. I turned to my wife and said: ‘One day the chill wind of Odin will blow down from the icy north and cleanse our nation of all purulence and disease.’ She said nothing by way of reply — but a moment or two later announced that she was going to bed, and would be sleeping in the spare room. She had a distressed expression upon her face."

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Tonight, monsieur, our chef is pleased to present Salmon and Prawn Surprise. Tender flakes of North Atlantic Salmon in a rich salmony gravy, with its garnish of King Prawn. #NorwegianForestCat #catsky #cats #catcanoe (It's his second birthday!)

Norwegian Forest Cat showing off tum after birthday meal

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Alzo, i haz taken up trouser collektin. Cuz they looked at me funny. Am chewing. That woll teach them! #NorwegianForestCat #cats #catsky #catcanoe

Norwegian Forest Cat abducting trousers.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Today, iz my birfday. Am 2. So i iz mostly exposing my belly. It am a most fluffy belly, don't you think? #NorwegianForestCat #cats #catsky #catcanoe

Norwegian Forest Cat showing off his tummy!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Why is there a small floofy radiator on the sofa with me right now? #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hi, @gorl.gay . How could you tell your guy's teeth weren't right. This guy below moved in recently. He's almost 2... so we'll past teething. But he chews everything!

Norwegian Forest Cat with attitude (and teeths).

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Oh: this cat is RUDE! Currently has his nose stuffed up in my armpit, and is sniffing. Loudly. Huffing, even!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My bed right now. Some cats like to go undercover. Some don't. This guy has dragged my tissues under the eiderdown, and is having a jolly good root beneath. #cats #catsky #NorwegianForestCat #catcanoe

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why has the US cried off talks in Geneva with Iran? Simples. It Reflecting Pool envy!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Came down this morning to find... ...someone has grabbed my paper/cardboard recycling bag and scattered it around the floor, and... ...someone has found three sachets of gourmet, usually stored high up, ripped each one open and scoffed the contents. But same someone still demanded breakfast!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Just been beaten up by this guy. Again. Apparently, giving him the last cat chew in the packet is not good enough. He would like to rip open the empty pack to check. And if I intervene, he'll happily chew me, as well! #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

Beware! Norwegian forest cat on the prowl!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Yep. Also, a little known side effect, uk women who married "aliens" lost their uk citizenship (without necessarily gaining any other). Card below was my mum's id after she married my dad in 1945.

Id card for an alien resident in the uk...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Gaze in awe upon a cat with zero fucks to give. This afternoon, i left a pack of King prawns that on the kitchen counter to defrost. A SEALED pack. Wait! Where are the prawns? #NorwegianForestCat #BSkyCats #Cats #CatCanoe

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Today, for the first time, ran a brush through new cat's coat. Would like to have done so sooner. But like everything else, slow is best. Now setting up a business, creating wigs for legal folk. @ameresolicitor.bsky.social @lawgeek.bsky.social #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

First brushing from my new cat. #NorwegianForestCat

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Aw! My new cat companion is an indoor cat, so he can but dream. We've spent a month getting to know one another... and he is growing more blasé by the day. Yesterday he sat IN his water bowl!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Shh! Don't tell him that this handsome lad officially dined off beef heart tonight... and less officially was dished up a small corner of rump steak to wash it all down.

Image of blue Norwegian Forest Cat looking into camera.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I do believe i have one of them. Meet the new cat/resident alpha feline. #NorwegianForestCat #CatSky

Norwegian Forest Cat, Destiny, looking majestic

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Do not mention this to my cat. He currently has 'a thing' for straw hats!

Cat investigating wooden cat statue wearing a straw hat.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This is the new cat. He's called Destiny. So, not so much a fat cat as a fate cat. Or even a fae cat... He arrived last Monday. However, didn't want to stress him out with a photo shoot before now. #cats #catsky #catcanoe #NorwegianForestCat

Image of a grey (technically "blue") Norwegian Forest Cat.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I understand the Doctor is finding his latest regeneration a little difficult. Personally i prefer the one where he returned as Billie piper! #DrWho #Trump #Jesus

Image of Trump regenerating as the next Dr Who. While dressed as Jesus.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Interesting/unexpected... and on the whole probably positive. However, in the post this morning i receive a card from my Pet insurer, who now know of Ulfric's demise, expressing Sympathy for my loss. Thoughts? Nice gesture? A bit cynical? A bit of both?

Snoozing cat who has just been disturbed!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

News reporter: "Are you not embarrassed to be seen out and about with a creature that fucks anything, shits anywhere, and only works four days a year?" Easter bunny: "It's not great. But then, he is the president of the USA and it is what it is." #trump #Easter #bunny

President trump stood next to a 6' Easter bunny.

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Here he is in his younger days... And you might ernjoy this: jane-67706.medium.com/the-hallmead...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I process loss in my own way. For me, music is a major part of that. The grief is still so intense. And yet, there are tracks that help. I've written down some thoughts. You are welcome to take a look. Or not, if you hate the idea. jane-67706.medium.com/the-long-goo...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

So many! Gonna share just one pic here from days when we lived in a house that had a real river at the bottom of the garden... He and the swans had a fairly healthy respect for one another!

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I held him in my arms as he passed. Over the rainbow... Goodbye beautiful, beautiful boy. Nearly 14 years together. That is a large chunk of your heart.

At the vets. Image of ulfric, a cat, and me lying beside him...

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jane fae #facciamorete #antifa @janefae.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Off to the vet in an hour with one very poorly cat. Torn between hope that it's all fixable with a quick shot of antibiotics (or whatever)... and fearing the worst.

Portrait of Ulfric, Norwegian Forest Cat...

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