Reposted by Jamison WebbMusic Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 02/04/2025media.tenor.coma man with a mustache and a hat waves his hand in front of a sign that says mesALT: a man with a mustache and a hat waves his hand in front of a sign that says mes 08711
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025“Torpedo bats” ✉️ “What did the admiral find in the submarine’s belfry?” 060
Reposted by Jamison WebbJamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 04/03/2025*Hollywood studio, 1961* TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story? TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies” 0355
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025"The Naked City" (1948) - Rossellini meets Weegee in Jules Dassin's landmark of location shooting. Entertaining enough, but best viewed as the pulpy forerunner of a Dick Wolf police procedural, right down to Barry Fitzgerald's seen-it-all lead detective and the day players bringing the world to life 020
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Microsoft’s little emblem in its desktop search bar today is supposed to be birthday boy Alexander Graham Bell and a telephone but all I see is a cannon pointing at his head Looney Tunes-style 140
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 04/03/2025*Hollywood studio, 1961* TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story? TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies” 0355
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 09/02/2025watching the Super Bowl? um, ever heard of watching a Super *Book*??? (I call reading “watching a book”) 140
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“Stalag 17” (1953) - Proto-“Hogan’s Heroes” comedy/drama directed by Billy Wilder and set in a POW camp during Christmas 1944. Twisty thrills abound, William Holden cigar-chomps his way to an Oscar win, and any movie is made better with Sig Ruman in a supporting role. Add it to your holiday rotation 040
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Hello to my new followers. Here’s a picture of Gallagher from a 1987 tv special celebrating the 75th anniversary of Las Vegas 010
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I feel like there was a “redneck” 12 Days of Christmas in the 90s that one of our local morning zoo crews loved to play? Riding the Foxworthy Wave™️ 010
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Oh man I don’t know if I can even name one?! “The Chanukah Song"? “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” is kinda funny 110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024when a Christmas song ends with a little instrumental homage to another Christmas song? Yeah that’s extremely my shit 2110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024“White Christmas” (1954): The charms of the four leads are undeniable, the Technicolor pops, and you can’t go wrong with Michael Curtiz directing, but what always sticks with me is Dean Jagger’s tough, tender work as the major general. His arrival in the final scene is just beautiful stuff 0180
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I love YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides. I live for YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides 040
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If you have an Easter Bunny costume and some green paint, you have a Grinch costume 020
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Okay, folks, stick around: we have the AP All-American Pickleball Team with us tonight” 020
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“The holidays sure bring out the worst in people, don’t they? I’m not saying folks are finding strange new ways to celebrate Christmas, but I just saw Robert Kennedy Jr. dump a dead reindeer carcass in Central Park.” 110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Yes, everyone is really getting into the holiday spirit. I’m not saying Santa Claus is taking things too far, but he just removed Hunter Biden from the naughty list dating back to 2014” 110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Yes, it’s time for Christmas shopping again. I’m not saying that shopping for gifts is stressful, but Kendrick Lamar just released a new diss track: ‘Not Like Toys-R-Us’” 110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Can you believe all of these streaming platforms these days? I’m not saying networks are starting to rethink their streaming strategies, but at NBC’s Christmas feast this year, they served roast Peacock.” 110
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Have you heard some of the new holiday pop songs this year? I’m not saying singers are cashing in on Christmas for a quick buck, but Sabrina Carpenter just released a new song: “That’s That Me Hot Cocoa” 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Have you seen some of the holiday programs the streaming services are releasing this year? I’m not saying Netflix is cutting back on its budgets, but this year it’s only doing the Six Days of Christmas.” 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This past week I’ve consumed a steady diet of ‘80s and ‘90s Bob Hope Christmas specials — when he had lost his fastball and was basically just phoning it in — and I am now ready to post some jokes from Bob’s 2024 holiday special 292
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hello to my new followers. Here is Bob Hope playing Don Johnson in a “Miami Vice” parody called “Miami Nice” 070
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Last week I was at my friend René’s house and a train burst out of his fireplace and almost hit me in the head but thankfully it was blocked by my floating green apple. Surreal 070
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024there are two types of theme park rides: 1. enjoy the vibes 2. something has gone terribly wrong 150
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024“Paul, I hope you weren’t thinking about letting the now destroy the forever” 060
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I knew it was time to retire from improv when I did a show and my first move of the show was walking onto a scene and as i did, I heard one of the 10 people in the audience go “…ugh”. The juice was gone and they knew it 040
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Don’t mind me, just reminding people that Barenaked Ladies’ “rock spectacle” is the greatest live album of the 1990s 020
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I love interviews with people who worked in early television. It’s always something like, “Everything was live! You never knew what would happen! One time on Milton Berle’s show, a horse began eating a man, and we just had to let it finish!” 060
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Hello to additional new followers. Here is Bob Hope as the Fonz — or as they call him in this special: “Fun-zie” 040
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 28/11/2024No idea why I got a bunch of new followers tonight BUT here’s a photo of Bob Hope in a football uniform from a 1982 Thanksgiving special that for some reason also doubled as a Pink Panther tribute special 070
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and good luck out there 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: “A Lilith Thanksgiving” was a November 1996 episode of what sitcom? A: “Frasier” 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: What portmanteau was coined by Atlantic City mayor Charles White to refer to the controversial Thanksgiving holiday of 1939, which was moved to the second-to-last Thursday of November by President Roosevelt in an attempt to create an extra week of Christmas shopping? A: Franksgiving 130
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: What popular Thanksgiving side dish was invented in 1955 by Campbell's Test Kitchen employee Dorcas Reilly? A: green bean casserole 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: In 1993, who became the first video game character with a balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? A: Sonic the Hedgehog 120
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: Of the current NFL franchises, which has never played a game on Thanksgiving Day? A: Jacksonville Jaguars 130
Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Q: Which U.S. state produces the most turkeys every year? A: Minnesota 130
