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Over on threads someone asked what animal you'd ride into #battle if they could change their size to carry you easily. I chose an #emu because Australia lost a war to them - twice.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 17h

According to @larianstudios.com #Astarion is 5' 9" but players estimate he's 5' 11". I'm 5' 3" & while I'm fat #vampires are supposed to have super strength. Which means he could carry me off saying, "She's mine now! Finders keepers!" #bg3 #BaldursGate3

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just want a #vampire to call me a good girl and ask me to bring my "pretty little neck closer" because they're feeling peckish. Is that really too much to ask?

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The subject of #vampires and #microplastics has been coming up recently so of course I slipped into Constance to have her talk about it. youtu.be/G2fwH-6QUkg

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Vampires And Microplastics

YouTube video by Jami JoAnne Russell

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@larianstudios.com hear me out, this show was canceled & the kids never got to go home. So how about a game where we get to interact with these people all grown up & maybe even with kids of their own? #DugeonsAndDragons #DND #80scartoons

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've always slept poorly, even as a child. I think Lord Hypnos has something against me. I just don't know what it's like to get a good night's sleep and I don't think I ever will.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Finally went to urgent care because of how itchy & red my sutures are. Looks like I'm allergic to surgical glue! What am I NOT allergic to at this point? #allergies

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Or maybe I just have better taste in music than you.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What I wouldn't give for @realgdt.bsky.social to give us nearly book accurate adaptations of Phantom where Christine is a NEARSIGHTED blue eyed blonde & Hunchback where Phoebus is 1 of the VILLAINS, not the dashing hero movies turn him into.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MY SUTURES ITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad my gallbladder is gone so it can no longer randomly kill me, but I WANT MY FUCKING SUTURES TO STOP ITCHING!

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*pokes* So you do. Heck, I've even given you my phone number in the past so you could text me. LOL I honestly feel a weight is off my shoulders. I was raised to believe if I cared about my mental health it made me a spoiled brat.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For anyone I was friends with on #Discord just to let you know I had to delete my entire account for the sake of my mental health. I won't go into the whole thing, but it came down to unsolicited DMs from non-friends/sometimes complete strangers. Too many of them. I need a break.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know what might be fun? If @larianstudios.com was to make a Baldur's Gate 3 game where the characters are actually descended from the kids who got trapped in the D&D world back in the 1980s cartoon. #DungonsAndDragons #DND

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need someone who knows how to do #animation to make a #musicvideo of this song where we see Pedophile Trump, Couchfucker Vance, & disease lover RFK Jr all get sent to #Hell with Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham both already there to greet them. youtu.be/ELlDucSBJSg?...

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Call Me Hades ("Call Me Maybe" Parody) - Youssef S.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

#AI could never throw together a closet #cosplay of Miss Hannigan from #Annie and #sing Little Girls acapella.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did I go on a nearly 7 minute #rant about why I hate a #meme that insinuates Lily Munster cheated on Herman? Yes. Yes I did. youtu.be/Yd0s7vtKyVk?... #YouTube #TheMunsters

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Why I Hate This Meme

YouTube video by Jami JoAnne Russell

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well, it's September 8th. I'm officially 50 today. It's also my first #birthday without mom. It's the first time I actually don't feel like celebrating my birthday. It's just - weird - without her.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Time for #Hades to put #Thanatos on a Performance Improvement Plan. #Death #DollyParton

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Right now a writer of monster fucker romance is planning a story involving a Disco Giant & his human girlfriend.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Made a #meme involving what kind of man I'm attracted to VS the type of men attracted to me.

Top left box says "The type of men I'm attracted to" while the top right box has 4 photos, Erik AKA The Phantom Of The Opera, the vampire Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3, the vampire Adrian Foul, and finally Dracula as portrayed by Frank Langella. Bottom left box says "The men attracted to me" and the bottom right says "404 error not found."

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Europe has a #vaccine that can prevent UTIs. Moderna has developed a skin cancer vaccine. But #RFKJr is still making America unhealthy. So I once again propose that @pornhub.com make pro-vaccine porn since MAGAts secretly watch tons of #porn.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Do you know how to destroy it? Because so far everything I've tried has done nothing.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Does anyone know anything about this wall in #BaldursGate3 It's on the side of Wyrm's Rock Fortress where you can sneak in to rescue Florrick. It looks like there should be a secret door there but I can't find anything to open it & nothing online. #BG3

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

BTW Are you aware that over on TikTok people are head canoning that you're the reason Peter Parker could afford his hospital bill in Brand New Day? 😀

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Decided to launch a new item in my #merch shop based on the idiocy of RFK Jr. I chose the styles & colors that have the most inclusive size ranges. Except for the tank tops sizes go up to 5X. Tanks only go to 3X. www.bonfire.com/rfk-jr-does-... #RFKJr #FuckYouRFKJr

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RFK Jr does not know squat. | Bonfire

RFK Jr knows nothing about health.. Autism is GENETIC. We've known this for a FACT since the 1970s. A heroin addict who snorts cocaine off of dirty toilet seats doesn't...

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I wonder if Mayor #Mamdani knows that people are head canoning that he's the reason Peter Parker was able to afford his hospital bill? #PeterParker #SpiderMan #SpiderManBrandNewDay

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I need a #movie starring all seven #Skarsgård brothers & #DougJones as a Munsters-like family. All the Skarsgårds are various monster-like beings and Doug is the Marilyn of the bunch as he's just a normal guy.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I saw this title & thought "Great! @larianstudios.com saw all of us on TikTok clamoring for a way to save Karlach WITHOUT her becoming a Mind Flayer & letting Astarion become a vampire lord WITHOUT Ascending," but no, it's just a different camera angle instead of new endings. How disappointing. #BG3

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sometimes at work I'll see DVDs that I want to sic on @allisonpregler.bsky.social 🤣

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

#DrFauci is a hero. Trump rapes kids.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I wonder when we're going to see #Wicker themed sex toys....

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I can't wait for the inevitable #cosplay mashup of these two. #TheWickerman #Wicher

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I would start loudly praising Hephaestus as he's the god of technology and asking the god of travelers, Hermes, to ensure a safe flight.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

When it comes to #StarTrekVoyager I always see a lot of #Neelix hate in regards to #Kes, calling him a predator. But her species only lives to be 7 earth years old. She was middle aged, 2 years away from dying. So not a child.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I truly & firmly believe @pornhub.com could influence people to be better by making pornos where nerdy, not very attractive men get all the hot pussy by being fully vaccinated, washing their ass, using antiperspirant, & being the anti-Andrew Tate.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm going to take this as an opportunity to pitch my idea of a remake just to piss Rob off: Deuce Bigalow: Vaccinated Gigilo.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

My good quality ringlight died on me, so I'm currently using a rather cheap quality one. I'm crowdfunding a new one on #Throne & so far it's 24% funded. throne.com/jamijr

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Besides being a racist asshat, #Lovecraft was famously afraid of both salads and the deep sea. So a Jell-O shrimp "salad" would send him screaming from the room.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The fact I've put up with having that annoying Gale in my party only to NEVER get the "you licked a dead spider" line from him is SO ANNOYING! #GaleOfWaterdeep #BG3 #BaldursGate3 #AstarionIsSuperiorToGale

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Don't mind me, just taking a shadow-cursed shit in the Shadow-Cursed lands while my beloved #Astarion keeps watch. #baldursgate3 #BG3

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Racists are such fucking snowflakes.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My #ringlight just decided it no longer wishes to work and the extended warranty is, of course, expired. It's not going to stop me from finding a way to film tonight, I just won't be as well lit as normal. If anyone wants to contribute to me getting a new, better quality one - throne.com/jamijr

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I will forever #regret not buying this obviously #cursedpainting at a thrift store to use as a Halloween decoration.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

See if you can get something like this - www.etsy.com/listing/1003... - they're kerchiefs filled with crystal soil which absorbs water & slowly releases it over time. It'll help keep you cooler.

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

And of course I had to go research this & found it's based on a play called Goodbye Charlie. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye...

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Goodbye Charlie (play) - Wikipedia

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Ug, when are they going to stop giving that anti-vaxxer wackadoo roles? And yes, being anti-vaxx DOES make one a bad person as anti-vaxxers are ableist pieces of shit

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Jami @jamijr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I wonder if #Astarion was real & he found out that it's been 26 years since I last had sex if he'd give me a pity fuck even though I'm old, fat, & ugly, or just say, "Well, it's now going to be 27." #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #LarianStudios

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