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@jamespmahaffey.bsky.social
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Scientist, Arsenal fan, and I guess that’s it

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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 6h
Wait, are the modern day Praetorian Guard getting ideas above their station?????
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who could’ve known
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still… be careful of a drunk O-lineman though
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Biggus Dickus
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The circus’ whole thing is that it is best to be followed by a clown
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The worst lies are the lies you tell yourslef
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just trying to keep my blood pressure down, I hear you brother. I’m just not resdy
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah, the Russian government is taking care of the quarantine 🫠
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The good part is that untreated most people don’t live long enough to spread it far. Pneumatic plague has an R of 1.3, R of covid with 1.6. We’ll be fine
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The respiratory type this time. Even more fun!!!
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have the world’s leading neurobiologist here! Good for you bro
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s fucking plague they are keeping people in quarantine for. Plague. That plague. 2026 is fun
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m asking you why you know that to be true. What do you know that rest of us do not?
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did bro. It’s a nothing burger. Saying our brains aren’t computers isn’t a new thing
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do you say that? What are your data for knowing that?
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those same people don’t actually know how the brain works either
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a whole bunch of old wives tales spun into an article. Zero, and I mean zero neuroscience in this piece. I mean I was expecting some things to be included about how we have figured out how memory works. Nope, not there. This is just the same nonsense you can find from a drunk at your local
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite horny pastor is on one more than me who is having a “liquid lunch” You are my hero
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree, and that’s how I got all these damn kids
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come for the political analysis, stay for the dad jokes 😂
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh the negativity about things that haven’t happened! I love that the premier league is back baby!
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Clayton is always the answer to this situation
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts are known to have a liberal bias
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hanlon’s Razor moment: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time is a flat circle
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL again
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I had suffer by being a Jets fan as a kid, goddammit I will make my kids do it too. It’s cruel, but it makes them tough and learn how to handle disappointment
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% 😂 I’m 42 and never have used mineral oil for PCR
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so happy for you! Ready to live your best life again
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sadly true, very different worlds
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not saying it was good, just my take on the idea that millennials didn’t smoke out of glass, because oh baby, we did
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So white guys had extensive collections of glass where other’s didn’t and it wasn’t necessarily about crack epidemic, it was about we can.
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s awful, health is always something we take for granted until we don’t
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s sorta what I meant, the punishment for me having weed or related items was so dramatically different than a non-white guy
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn, I’m glad they figured out the root cause. I’m really happy it’s all in the rear view mirror for you now
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cat! Omg the cat
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh jeez, I’m glad it went well.
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There a like pictures and stuff. God I wish I could dissociate myself from the truth the way the leaders of the world do. I mean, I try to but drugs and alcohol are expensive and make you a “bad father” 😂
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s great to hear. I hope you got good drugs and that recovery is smooth
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m glad that all worked out for you!
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
35 years ago… damn damn damn
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This issue is huge in the medical field. A place where AI could legitimately be of use is causing a lot of consternation about who will be sued if it’s wrong
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That sega might be worth more now than it was back then
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kid should get the money, right? Right? I mean it’s their cross to bear
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe there won’t be any more cash only bars when I’m old. But I want to be there as an old man when a kid walks in with $40 and asks AI how many beers they can buy
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COYG @jamespmahaffey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only thing I’ve had in your top 5 is the gumbo from Peaches, and hot damn if there are 4 better meals than that I will be there pronto
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