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@jamesoncoolville.bsky.social
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I feel older than I look.

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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Apple must be a cult or a really fabulous place to work.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Needs a colon, I misread at first
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Coolville Daily @coolvilledaily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"If #maxverstappen can only dominate a #race by stamping the go-pedal to the floor and not letting up until the checkered flag, maybe he should try American drag racing. That takes about as much skill."
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If Max Verstappen rage quits F1, how will his absence impact the sport?
Unless you’re a toxic fan, probably not much.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Remember when he and his wife killed two people?
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can we make "right supremacist" a common turn of phrase? I'm sick of being called a libtard.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can someone explain to me how coworking spaces aren't just libraries without the books?
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Coolville Daily @coolvilledaily.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Psst, it’s not about her transition
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Why Edgelord Elon really hates his daughter, Vivian
(psst, it’s not about her transition)
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Probably the funniest I’ll ever get
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Drinking water changed my life
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I miss Google Stadia
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Do you think pornhub has qc technicians? What must that job be like…
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
No such thing as NSFW when you work from home
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The best part of adulthood could be eating three donuts for lunch.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Antifa needs to rebrand as anti-nazi.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk is gone, and I’m a liberal, so there are always complex feelings when something like this happens. But damn… have you seen the video? No one deserves that. We really need to have some gun control in this country. You were an absolutely piece of💩, but didn’t deserve to die like that.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Why must every Foundation episode end on a cliffhanger
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Driving Surges In Popularity Thanks To ‘F1’ Film theonion.com/driving...
Driving Surges In Popularity Thanks To ‘F1’ Film
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A monger of porn.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Instead of pornstar, pornmonger?
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Dog days
Dogs cuddling in the backseat of a car
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Phoenician Scheme is a brilliant film about how many near death experiences the richest man in the world needs to have before he develops empathy.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I might take up smoking just for the hell of it.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
One day, in my lifetime, Elon Musk and Donald Trump will pass away. And that keeps me going.
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Mr. Scarenheit @mrfahrenheit.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 03/05/2025
Election results in Australia and Canada show that many places emphatically reject the politics of fear, bigotry, and division that have infected the US. You do not have to accept governments that operate on destruction and chaos. Another world is possible!
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm so tired
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Thank goodness Wisconsin will maintain its liberal majority in the Supreme Court!
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
LOL x.com/lepettre/sta...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Obama is on BlueSky!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/03/2025
Hey guys remember the Hillary Clinton email server? Seems kinda, small today, doesn’t it?
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Seems like republicans equate violence against cybertrucks to police violence against black people.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
So many things are the dumbest things
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
How do you fight against tyranny when you have a mortgage and car payment to worry about?
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Why does cat woman have a whip? Whips don’t have anything to do with cats, do they? Like it doesn’t make sense, thematically is all.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If it weren’t for Elon musk’s entire personality, the deals on Tesla’s are actually really good. I don’t think oil addicted republicans are going to come in droves to trade in their Trump trucks for a model 3 tho.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hahahaha
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2025
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Crypto crash. Market crash. Inflation rising. Prices rising. Tell me again how republicans are fiscally fucking responsible?
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We as a society, as a civilization, need to make podcast equipment harder to get.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I've always wondered this. Do women have naturally stronger neck muscles because they have longer, thicker hair?
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's so bizarre that the party who brought us the "red scare" and whose followers hate communism, has buddied up so closely with Putin... the very symbol of soviet communism.
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Soft on crime I see
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Apparently there's a 1 in 32 chance that an asteroid called "YR4 2024" will hit Earth in 2032, which is up from 1 in 100 chance last month. #fingerscrossed
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Get ready for higher prices
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m no expert, but maybe gutting the FAA and the latest series of plane crashes are connected… 🤔
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Plane with 6 aboard crashes in Philadelphia, setting homes ablaze and unleashing a fireball
A medical transport jet with a child patient and five others aboard crashed into a Philadelphia neighborhood shortly after takeoff Friday evening, exploding in a fireball that engulfed several homes. ...
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jamesoncoolville @jamesoncoolville.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Meanwhile
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Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day
Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News that cited two executive orders...
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