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James Seward

@jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy
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:freebsd: I hobby code (mainly Python), have cats, tinker with/detail cars, and fiddle with FreeBSD. I like making photos. Playing with Internet stuff since […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.jamesoff.net/@jamesoff, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Mrs_Seward @mrs-seward.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 15h
#Caturday Sonic cuddles on a weekend morning
Ginger cat lounging on a bed with a hand scratching his tummy
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Snoozing for #caturday
A ginger and white cat is sleeping on a yellow chair, with his head hanging over the edge. He’s against the back of the chair with a person just visible as sitting in front of him. He’s against has his eyes shut and looks very content.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@yesterzine.bsky.social New Avenue+
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#silentSunday
A set of bookshelves, divided into squareish areas, each with colour-coordinated books (green, blue, red) in. A dark circular sign in front of the books, reading “Grand Pacific” round the edge. Through the middle of the sign, a set of red books is visible, with a golden pineapple dead centre.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Nothing quite as bold as a cover band doing Bo Rap at the Queen Fan Club Convention
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Ideal gift for a hitperson ❤️
A diary with “bullet planner” written on the front
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@yesterzine.bsky.social they must feel so stupid
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Watching a bunch of people trying to get up a greasy pole in Plymouth
A man running up a greased mast which is sticking out over the water at a marina. He’s most of the way to the flag at the end and reaching for it. The same man falling from the end of the mast but with the flag, success!A man in the process of falling off the mast, about a third of the way alongA man falling off the mast barely in frame, poor effort
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Just missing the ball pit
A conference hall with an “interactive zone” marked out with a banner. It’s empty. There are no people.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
@yesterzine.bsky.social can’t be incorrect if it’s not uploaded
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Things seem to be moving again
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Birmingham New Street travel update: boned
Train departure boards which just say “no trains are departing until further notice due to signalling problems, please wait on the concourse”
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
#caturday
A ginger cat with a white bib sitting looking at the camera in the dark illuminated from the side
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
this game fucking sucks what am i supposed to do
various failed commands in a linux terminal
"look up" "go north" "grab key"
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Seeing a bunch of iLands stuff on the introduction hashtag, which if nothing else is a good way to find them to block.
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
boost to scare old people
old visual basic logo consisting of 

Visual Basic
.net

with the .net part having the windows colors
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
@stefano (it’s always caturday)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
It’s all too much for a Sonic #caturday
A ginger cat sleeping on a towel on a desk. He has a front paw over his face covering his eyes.
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Linguist Gone Foreign 🌏 @linguistgoneforeign.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
The Gender-Revealing Obsession 🧐 #Comics #Gender #ThrowbackThursday
Illustration with two panels. At the top, the word “SOCIETY:” is written. Below, a cartoon character with a white lab coat points at a presentation board showing two naked figures whose genitals are pixelated. The speech bubble says: “You must cover your genitals at all times because we shouldn’t be thinking about other people’s genitals.” In the next panel, the heading says “ALSO SOCIETY:”. The same character is shown again, snapping their fingers with a “SNAP” sound effect, now pointing to a presentation board showing two clothed figures: one in blue, one in pink with a bow. The speech bubble says: “But cover them with clothes that represent your genitals because I get very uncomfortable when I can’t tell what genitals people have.” Watermark: Linguist Gone Foreign©.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Aww www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9xe2r…
bbc.co.uk
Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers creator John Pickles dies at 84
Tributes are paid to John Pickles, who formed the novelty pop act in Rotherham in 1989.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Hotel has a control to change the dimensions of the bathroom!
A volume knob
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117208… 404, famously the error code for a server issue
mastodon.social
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
#silentSunday
A plastic housing outdoors in a city with a sticker added saying “Push to reset the world” (it’s a pedestrian crossing)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Special guest appearance for #caturday while visiting friends in Norway #kattdag?
A black and white cat laying on a grey rug looking up at the camera. He has black toe beans against white fur
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
@stefano @justine you know what they say: when in Oslo, … #tiramisu
Dolci menu showing Tiramisu. The description of it is in Norwegian and English.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember when “larger items” that had to go in the overhead bins were backpacks
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Andrea Zanin @andreazanin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
TIL: Québec has a strategy called Stratégie nationale d'achat d'aliments québécois (provincial strategy for the purchase of Québec foods). Abbreviation: SNAAQ. I can't tell if this is the funniest random coincidence ever, or the work of a bilingual public servant with an excellent sense of humour.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
@Floppy works for me
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@yesterzine.bsky.social the thing described in your quoted post happens to me; I’ve talked with coworkers before about it being like my brain just “slides off” the document no matter how much I tell it I need to read it
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@marcoarment loving the app so far btw :) could I request a “this evening” bubble for the timing? I end up thinking of a lot of things I need to do after work and I WFH so the location-based option doesn’t help there because I don’t “go home”
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@marcoarment is there a way to skip this parsing? I don’t want the reminder next thu, I need to do it today! I added quotes around it and that kind of worked - now I have a reminder entry with the quotes :D
Creating a reminder with text “Book hotel for next Thursday” but it’s been parsed as “Book hotel” which a due date of next Thursday
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
aw shit www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry-de…
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Super impressed with customer service from Focusrite! Four years ago I bought one of their kits of USB DAC, microphone and headphones (Scarlett Solo) and noticed last week the ear cups on the headphones were starting to fall apart. Opened a support ticket with them asking if they sold […]
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
FFS someone on the edge of Frome is having a bonfire in a field (seen from train)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
@zzt i browse with js disabled by default and particularly enjoy fully readable articles with a big red “you need the enable js for the best experience” banner
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Walking round Exeter city centre seeing nostalgic sights, such as: the hidden cash machine handy on the way to a night out; the house where a friend hit himself in the face trying out nunchucks; the shop we used to buy computer parts from; the pub to go in to get beaten up. Good times.
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Saw a car in Exeter with an “AJK” personalised plate, are you visiting? :)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Migrated my mastodon server's data disk to ZFS (which is to say, created a new volume and copied everything over) since the original was running low on space anyway. If you can't see this, it broke. #FreeBSD #zfs
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
A #caturday investigation
A ginger cat standing on cushions on a sofa, with his head in a black umbrella which is resting on the end of the sofa to dry. His tail is very curly at the end
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Yikes accidentally browsed a Fandom wiki with js enabled
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
@paco weird! What’s the interval on the spikes? Has the look of a regular health check or something. Do you see a traffic spike on https too? (Not sure how you’re measuring MAU - thinking the actual request count though). Is your domain possibly typo-adjacent to something more likely for a […]
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
@lapcatsoftware went looking for a little tool to let me pick which browser to open a link in and found that Link Unshortner could do it, so users += 1 :) (I'd love to be able to distinguish between LibreWolf profiles in the list)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
RE: climatejustice.social/@chu/11712812… @stefano @justine
climatejustice.social
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
I’ll try
Please keep off the grass sign, with dead grass lawn behind it
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
@Edent heat pump (2.5ish), mode 3 charger (7), mode 2 charger (2.5) and charging the house batteries (8) - although at full load some of those will reduce their draw to protect the mains (can do it with a decent solar output added on though)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Whatcha doin #caturday
A ginger cat with a white bib and white socks sitting looking up quizzically at the camera from the floor
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
@stefano mmm todayramisu
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
@paco years ago my dad had someone turn up one evening to try to sell him cavity-wall insulation. Dad tried saying no but the guy was vey insistent so he said yes, and had a nice beer while the guy did his pitch. After he was done he said “so are you interested now? Can I sign you up?” Dad […]
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Four copies of the alert so far (two per SIM?)
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James Seward @jamesoff.mastodon.jamesoff.net.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
“Disposable barbecues” isn’t an activity, it’s a noun, idiots

Severe Alert
Issued by the UK Government
1m ago
There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally.
Residents, landowners and visitors should not
undertake any activity that could start a fire, including
disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or
fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into
a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and
emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire
immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for
more information.
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