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James Leech

@jamesleech.bsky.social
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Show me your dogs. Comics, Sherlock Holmes, and wrestling, too

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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
office! dogs!
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
saw my friend
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sub-marine (l), dom-marine (r)
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
got my hair cut, again. the cycle continues
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
excited to try this seasoning that won’t tell me what it tastes of
Description
Wimpy Chip Spice is a versatile seasoning blend designed to enhance the flavour of chips, fries and snacks. This savoury mix offers a unique taste profile, perfect for adding a flavourful touch to meals.
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my Disney+ recommendations are trying to write a short story
notification reading “You May Also Like: My Grandfather Charles Manson, Abandoned, A Murder at the End of the World”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hey, i’m officially published now
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
and what’s that got to do with the price of eggs?
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
GRRM, you scamp
Excerpt from A Clash Of Kings: Their banners flared and flapped, a pageant of color: red ox and golden mountain, purple unicorn and bantam rooster, brindled boar and badger, a silver ferret and a juggler in motley, stars and sunbursts, peacock and panther, chevron and dagger, black hood and blue beetle and green arrow.
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
you know I do, this is just bait for you to bring out your photoshopped version
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Prestige is basically this anyway
Homer putting up a poster comparing his inventions to those of Thomas Edison, with each of them on a horse
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@awholedamntown.bsky.social pixelframe.design/doctor-who-f...
“Doctor Pepper, Baby”, in the style of the Doctor Who logo
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lmao at the pettiness of this move. real Game of Thrones machinations
In March 2010, former group member Mutya Buena applied to the European Trademarks Authority for ownership of the group's name. The application was submitted amid the controversy of Buchanan's departure, in which Buena insisted that "the Sugababes have ended" without a founding member still in the group. 134] It was confirmed that Buena had obtained rights to use the name on paper, cardboard and goods; namely stationery, paper gift wrap and paper gift wrapping ribbons. 135]
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
haircut
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
was showing my friend Helen how Youtube Premium lets you play stuff from the lock screen, and I think this juxtaposition of wallpaper and music is pretty representative
My lock screen, showing Sidney Paget’s Sherlock Holmes in the background, while the track playing in the foreground is “filthy bangers for hot girls with loose hips”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
thinking bout Brian Pillman Jr.
Brian Pillman Jr. a wrestler who now goes by Lexis King, a man with long hair and a weird painted-on beard
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
went to a restaurant and my Uncle got the chocolate mousse, which came with a salted caramel biscuit, but because he asked for the gluten free option they replaced the biscuit with a little bowl of salt
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
remember when I confidently told an English teacher that WW2 started because of telegraph poles, forgetting that my literary source for this was the fuckin Joker
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
everyone has a Miles Teller story, here’s mine. we went to a BBQ restaurant in 2019 and he was there with his Top Gun moustache. My friends both got a picture with him but I didn’t bother. Later that day I saw a dog and asked the owner if I could take a photo. made the right call
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Big John Mud Studd doesn’t really trip off the tongue
[Verse 2: Method Man]
They call me Big John Studd, my middle name Mud
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
@awholedamntown.bsky.social I found the poster for your birthday party, am I not invited?
poster advertising a show called “That’ll Be The Day!”, the 40th Anniversary Show. It’s also labelled “Trevor’s Farewell Tour”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
listening to the audiobook of Not To Be Taken, a detective thriller from 1938, which features a Nazi subplot and somehow anticipated both World War II and Columbo
Text: The opening paragraph is, with hindsight, rather remarkable, given that the story originally appeared in 1938. Douglas Sewell, the fruit farmer who narrates, makes this introductory remark:
Is it my imagination, or have other people noticed, too, that there is always something slightly sinister about the third of September?
Given Berkeley's propensity for introducing material from his own life into his fiction, it may be that something extraordinary had happened to him on that particular date. What is beyond doubt is that, the following year, the third of September was the day that Britain declared war on Germany.Text: twenty other things. Only when they had already risen to go did the Detective Inspector, in the most courteous way possible, explode a small bombshell under my feet and with it blow up all my pitying assumptions of their helplessness and inefficiency.
"There's only one thing I don't under-stand," he said, in an even more apologetic tone than before, "but, no doubt, you can explain it. I should have thought you would have mentioned to the local police officers the fact
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the gang at NASA wanted to commemorate the moment
“Farts” made up of aerial photos that look like letters “Johnson” made up of aerial photos that look like letters
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
you might be handsome and suave, CLIVE, but you can’t escape me pausing on your face looking silly
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
lmao
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“no, I don’t have a favourite child, I love them all equally”
Three audiobooks titled “The Daughter”, “The Wrong Daughter” and “The Last Witch of Scotland”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
did it get less suggestive over time? you be the judge
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
one of the most English things I can think of is that we have two sauces we refer to as “brown sauce”, and one of them is HP Sauce, which is short for Houses of Parliament, and the other is, well. Daddies Sauce. And that they both have their origins in a vinegar debt
In 1899, Edwin Samson Moore, the owner of the Midland Vinegar Company in Aston Cross, Birmingham went to see one of his customers who owed him a debt for vinegar. The man was Frederick Gibson Garton, a Nottingham grocer who had a small sauce factory at the rear of his premises. The 2013 book HP Sauce My Ancestors' Legacy tells the story of how Moore saw a sauce brewing in the back copper while visiting Garton. Garton explained it was his new sauce called Daddies Sauce. Moore
cancelled the debt and paid Garton £150 (around £15949 in today's money) for the recipe of his sauces and chutneys which included Daddies Sauce and HP Sauce.
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
hashtag music
a comment on YouTube:

My son was 7 and liked to listen to music as he went to sleep. One night he asked for the CD with the song
"Snap my Picture" and I had no clue until he sang a bit of it for me: "take my picture...snap my picture"
Being a good mother I got him the CD and he happily went to sleep listening to Smack My Bitch Up.
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
when Mario falls down the infinite staircase
a shelf of DVDs, all saying “Mamma Mia!”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
🎥🎞Film Trivia🎞🎥 Steve Jobs got the idea for the iPhone when he saw this iconic scene from Good Will Hunting
Will saying “I got her number! How do you like them apples?”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
like this, but good
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
they took my damn beard smh
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
haircut
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
ok this one tickled me
Queen Victoria in From Hell, saying “Mr Gull, please. My family is dying”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
no idea
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
all sorts of stuff I barely remember making
Roy Walker from Catchphrase talking to Dr Manhattan
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
digging through the old pics I’ve made on my phone over the years
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
nobody writes Tony Stark like Baroness Orczy
The cover of The Man in Grey, by Baroness Orczy, which for some reason has Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man on the cover
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I used to wear one!
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Trevor has asked me, as a fellow Strict Diet Victim, to jump in with what i’m currently eating in order to draw fire. I’ve been sprinkling this into my hand and eating it for the last hour because I can’t have proper food right now
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
this’ll have to do, i’m afraid
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social I know you asked me to record this as Sean Connery but I accidentally did Bane instead
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
lmfao
screenshot of Doja Cat’s Go To Town with the comment “@numchaps20 This song played as I was driving my grandma to town to get groceries and she said oh gee that sounds a lot like what we're doing.”
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Audible should have a “u ok hun?” function
Audible summary, saying: In 2025, you journeyed through 59 titles and averaged 85 min per day. You listened the most on Sundays and achieved your longest stretch of 7 hrs 43 min on August 20. You also pulled off an impressive 90-day listening streak starting on June 1. Here's how the rest of your story unfolded.
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
he’s notoriously not a good eater
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James Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
it is. he eats burritos
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