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James Fern

@jamesfern.bsky.social
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Senior Lecturer; SFHEA; Academic GenAI lead; #Sport #Exercise #Science #rstats #openscience #bayes #MUFC

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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When Amad and Baleba are fit here is what I’d go with. I’ll listen to Maguire over Yoro and Dalot over Mazraoui. Sesko should be nowhere near a starting 11.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Working on a lecture, whilst being watched…
4 sparrows in a tree looking into a window
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
2nd trip to OT for the nephews ❤️
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I added this to my ‘To Read’ pile in June but just have not got around to it 🤦‍♂️ thanks for the nudge!
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is where I joined. Again it's largely irrelevant. The central point is, educators shouldn't be gatekeeping or penalising students because we (incorrectly) think we can spot 'AI writing' - no matter the subject, level or length of prose. The evidence against this is overwhelming.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’m terrible at these types of cryptic questions, so have no idea how plausible this response is!? I assume not very? Interesting (encouraging) that ChatGPT acknowledges its lack of confidence in its answer though.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bruno is a disaster (see below). Thankfully Carrick knows you either have to drop him (as he did first time around), or construct the entire team around him i.e., drop Cunha, Sesko, Mount, Ugarte and your promising CBs to make up for his faults.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The best they have both played was when Dorgu played in front of Dalot on the right in that first half against Newcastle…and we’ve never seen it again.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
And it’s not just Cunha/Wolves. It’s everyone else. Highlighted Palmer and Odegaard here as someone else said they would be good comparators. He’s nowhere near their level.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I agree with a lot of this, especially that he actively makes others worse. I don't think he is as much of an asset as he is a liability though, in fact nowhere near. Your high volume passer simply cant be doing this week in week out - no other player does this.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Here was a 55 game run I kept stats for. Averaged 18 misplaced passes a game during that time. 38/55 games he lost it more than 15 times. It's so bad no other player comes even close across all of Europe.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Carrick's selection for his first game in charge in 2021... a 2-0 win over Villarreal. How many of the current squad get into this 11...not sure it's many.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It’s like they are playing different sports entirely. Bruno giving it away 300 more times than those two and creating less chances whilst doing so.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Can add McTominay to the long list of players (Mainoo, Mount, Cunha, Amad, Mbeumo, Pogba, Mata, Pereria, Sancho, van de Beek, Elanga, Hojlund) negatively effected by either trying to play alongside, out of position to accommodate, or denied a place because of, Bruno Fernandes.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If you think this is acceptable for any United player at any point in time, we must just have very different expectations. I grew up watching the likes of Hughes, Keane, Cantona et al under SAF. None would have stood for this for more than a few games, let alone multiple seasons.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
either of these, much better for me.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Convinced either of these would have been a significant improvement.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Thing is we have Mainoo, Mount, Cuhna (even Zirkzee!) who can do the ‘creative’ stuff Bruno does but can also complete more the 70% of their passes. Look at who is the same or better than Bruno on chance creation below. It’s simply not required to be so careless in possession.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
how did you guys survive 24/25? Bruno had 200 more (600 total) incomplete passes than the next worst player in all of Europe?? Might have to click the figure to find Bruno….
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No more peaceful way to write than with a gently snoring dog behind you 💤🐶
Black Labrador sleeping on a rug
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What about this line up…I know it varied wildly game to game but when it clicked!
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What do we prefer: Ole's squad from 20/21 or 25/26?
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My family’s the same, love the risk taking, think he’s a ’united player’… I just want a Scholes/Carrick type who can complete a 5 yrd pass! Bruno fails to complete 20+ passes a game,Scholes/Carrick wouldn’t miss 20 passes in a season 😂 Rodri scores & assists like Bruno, but never loses the ball
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I know, I’m in the minority. I detest Bruno! The worst thing to happen to United since SAF got into horses! 🤣 Here is why ⬇️ (click to find Bruno…). Simply impossible to accommodate in any team, let alone this one.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Whoever comes in next, on whatever basis, needs to leave Bruno on the bench.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Is it that hard to do this? Would be amazed if this didn’t get top 5 regardless of who is in charge. A proper title challenge is clearly a different ask.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Yep, can share the data & code if you want to double check. He's consistently one of the worst (normally THE worst) passer (based on number of failed passes) in all of Europe. It's also a bit of a myth his goals and assists make up for it, they dont. See Rodri outdoing him below.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have a pathological loathing of Bruno so I can’t ever put him in a starting eleven. But I accept I’m in the minority! Btw, this is why…click to see Bruno 🤦‍♂️
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
How much ‘sorting’ does this really need? Proper striker and Casemiro replacement standout, but beyond that is it that bad??
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The possibility of this or a version of it, should give us hope shouldn’t it? Crying out for a proper striker and Case needs replacing obviously but I am the most optimistic I’ve been in a long time.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Agreed. This, or some version of it should be capable of challenging for top 4. My concern is how unbalanced we are - trying to fit 9 players (Amad, Mount, Bruno, Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko, Zirkzee, Mainoo, Dorgu) into 3 (maybe 4) positions?
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Agree. How attractive is the job for incoming managers...I think hugely, and am feeling optimistic! I cant see how the team set up like below (or a version of) cant compete for top 4 (especially this season).
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I get why people says its a poisoned chalice & with the shower upstairs it probably is. But I cant believe the team set up like this (or 442, 4411) cant be comfortably challenging top 4. Not perfect but better than what we saw - I think Amorim was actively making us worse than the sum of our parts.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Obviously that’s true in the general football management sense, but I’d love to know why any of these options isn’t better than what he is currently doing?
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I get that, enjoying watching him is one thing. I think the creation and goals is a massive myth, it’s just not supported by the actual data. Compare him to Rodri for example below, same assists, more goals and hardly ever lost the ball. Goals an assists don’t have to mean high turnovers.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Many teams have a high-risk, high-usage ‘creator’. The difference is theirs don’t give the ball away anywhere near as often (meaning repeated defensive transitions & fewer stable attacking phases). A teams focal point shouldn’t also lead all of Europe in turnovers (c.600 last season!)
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I wish I had your confidence in Amorim to turn it around! How do you keep the faith in the face of a 2025 record like this?
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Need some help choosing the next audible listen, ideally from this list, but will take recommendations! #books #blueskybooks #bookrecommendations
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Walks on Dartmoor. #dartmoor
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
2025 favourite books. #books #blueskybooks
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Some pics from a long weekend trip, walking in Crickhowell, Wales.
An old farm house in the woodsHillside landscape with two remote properties Wild pony’s on a hillside
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Could never get bored of playing Parkstone GC, one of the best in the country.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Might be of interest. Bruno's goal creating actions against total attempted passes & then misplaced passes. Tells a story I think when compared to the players around him. Easy to top the table for chance/goal creation when you attempt so many passes, but it comes at a cost when you misplace so many
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Interesting, if you look at his goal creating actions as a product of attempted passes it looks okay. But as a product of misplaced passes the problem is really clear. Its easy to create chances/goals when you attempt lots of passes - but at what cost to your team when >30% are misplaced...
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
am interested in that won possession 24 times stat, do you have the source? This is the season so far - no interceptions, 2nd highest for lost challenges, poor in terms of blocks and tackles...
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Here is what I was referring to in the last reply - no interceptions, 2nd highest for lost challenges, bottom half for blocks and tackles.
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Favourite reads from the last couple of months: God Human Animal Machine - Meghan O’Gieblyn Incompleteness - Rebecca Goldstein 2084 - John C. Lennox Superbloom - Nicholas Carr These Strange New Minds - Christopher Summerfield From Bacteria to Bach and Back - Daniel C. Dennett
Book covers
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Will those ‘chances’ be worth it if he loses the ball more than 400 times again. The worst in all of Europe by a distance.
Graph of lost possessions and assists in football
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
That fact Bruno gets on the ball so much is exactly our problem. We turn the ball over more than any other team because of him. There isn’t a worse player in all of Europe at completing a pass, it’s scandalous he has played as much as he has for us.
Graph of pass completion data
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James Fern @jamesfern.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I pointed out that we hadn't signed any players 'to fit his system', and you disagreed??
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