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Cigarette Crab

@jameseldred.bsky.social
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a coworker with whom I've had multiple conversations with could only refer to me as "the leather daddy that fixes the printer"

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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sinus infection ain't fucking around I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
yet another day on this cursed grey earth that we haul our carcasses out of bed, and who is to blame? this ASSHOLE who hauled his scaly ass out of the water. today, as a treat, flip off this stupid fish and tell him to get back in the water. you deserve it.
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
thAT ramEN flavOR thAT yOU lIKe iS coMINg bACK iN stYLe
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Fishboys
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
me irl
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
🤡🤡
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Cigarette Crab @jameseldred.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is Ted. Ted is not my cat, but I specifically visit my parents every week just to hang out with Ted.
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