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The abyssalist

@jamesdyche.me
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Devon based Cis Gay Neurodivergent Poet & Writer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧. Love dogs, plants, gaming, horror. Unwanted🧍‍♂️Instagram.com/the_abyssalist Buy my cards and stuff: dychestudio.etsy.com dychestudio.redbubble.com Poems: ko-fi.com/dyanhiel

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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 8h
Two truths and a lie I have a secret alt I do not have a secret alt Its FCF
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 22h
Recruit James, murder Amol. It will look like a set up to frame Richard, really obviously so, and maybe more likely to throw everyone off him?
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23h
Oo OK. They'll suspect him right away. And do they get to pick their third?? #TheTrators
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23h
Rajan can fuck off right away.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23h
Some big names. Nice mix. I want Sheen to last ages. And Hannah Fry. I love her soo much.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23h
Who is green cardigan?
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23h
Been loo, then got a decaff, and crochet ready, here we go #TheTraitors
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
I'd not heard of the Novelists before, but that track Ravage is everything 😍 🙌 youtu.be/Hgr5B2PxELM?...
youtu.be
NOVELISTS - Ravage (Official Video)
YouTube video by NOVELISTS
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
To body dysmorphia I guess
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
Thanks hot stuff
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
Let's try this #Jocktober then.
Man in jock.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
My autistic and herbivore food shop
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
Autistic people in Devon deserve love too
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 01/10/2026
Every image or video of two guys together is a fake. 💯
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 30/09/2026
Thank you Gaz xx
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 30/09/2026
Yeah sorry. The fear got me. Had a trim
A man in the mirror.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 29/09/2026
If I wasn't autistic I'd have sorted my life out and be independent. Instead I'm trapped.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 29/09/2026
Mum throwing up cos her kidneys are failing, so I had to take dad to his dentist appt and all the way there and back he repeatedly asks me if I've been there before/is this my dentist too? I'm watching the people I depend on dying in front of me and I have nowhere to go except to follow them out.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 29/09/2026
I haven't lived at all. I don't live. Just writhe in the unbearable weight of oontless existence. And I really hate myself today* And I know that's no good but I just really do hate myself Despite the meds, the several rounds of therapy l. Nothing can treat the fundamental error of being. *every day
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 29/09/2026
Oh I see. Might get an alt for attention.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 29/09/2026
Old, drawn, haggard, past it. All I did was try to take a selfie, and ew.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 28/09/2026
Ha fair enough.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 28/09/2026
BTW. I did take pics.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 28/09/2026
"Actually Joe, Mondays aren't so bad, especially the ones where you fuck off" ??
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 28/09/2026
Ow my eye
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Squarepants Squidward: My Eye!!!
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants Squidward: My Eye!!!
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Last year. I left one job cos of toxicity for another, but there were zero support or onboarding processes in place and I crashed and burned. Left after a week, with nothing else to go to.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Well, I tried it on. Quite comfortable actually.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
I mean, it isn't particularly comfortable, nor what is it even supposed to be doing for me????
Man, yellow t shirt, jock.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Oo I could make tofu
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
You mean it won't protect me???
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Ok got it, will try in a bit, after dinner.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
I've never had one of these before. What does one do wirh it???
Bloke in yellow t shirt holds a jock strap
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Atm mine a tiny babies, so don't show their adult leaf form. However here are what they will grow like, including a pic of a variegated type
Philodendron xanadu plant in a light roomPhilodendron xanadu plant by an archPhilodendron xanadu variegated in white pot.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Not mine. But there's a private WhatsApp group for UK guys to bare it all, and you HAVE to show face as well as an entry fee. Which means no anonymous lurkers... chat.whatsapp.com/Bs5RVSFLfN40...
chat.whatsapp.com
UK Nudies 2.0
WhatsApp Group Invite
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
Hey everyone. Leave Aaron alone. No-one likes a cunt.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 27/09/2026
I have 2 philodendron xanadu
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 26/09/2026
Wakes up, gets up, blinks, bed time. Repeat.
Man in bed.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 26/09/2026
signup.tweet.app/r/abyssalist They rescued the bird. Get in early.
signup.tweet.app
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 26/09/2026
Lovely chest
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 26/09/2026
No
No
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Yeah. Good at getting rid of snails. What else is in the tank?
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Looks like the the crucifixion with Jesus and the two other guys.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Why does your iron have a headlight?
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Aww what sort? I've never had one but I know they are also personable and intelligent
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
When I got them last week, vs after a week of settling in.
A small long fish in an aquarium on a log.A small long fish in an aquarium wirh plants.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Ma baby. ❤️ 😍
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 25/09/2026
Legs. Sore from some squats. #fcf
Legs and black underwear
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 24/09/2026
Sarcastic Tea Towel. dychestudio.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
A white tea towel laid flat on a wooden table, showing the handwritten-style text “You don’t need permission to use this…” with four bubble illustrations and the Dyche Studio signature.Close-up of the tea towel’s fabric corner showing neat stitching and reinforced edging.

Close-up of the cotton canvas care label with washing instructions and ethical production details.

Detailed view of the hemmed corner of the tea towel on a wooden surface, showing stitching and fabric texture.
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23/09/2026
"Roses are red My dick is big An evening with me One hell of a gig"
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The abyssalist @jamesdyche.me · 23/09/2026
For those not on the gram, from last night.
Legs and blue uunderwear.
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