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James Bannan

@jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy
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Husband, dad, author. IT consultant living in Melbourne/Narrm. [bridged from aus.social/@jamesbannan on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
We have bought her loads of expensive toys in the past. Turns out what she really loves are paper shopping bags and packing cardboard #dogsofmastodon
A black and white brindle dog chewing a long strip of cardboard
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
I think I’m going to start a new business offering BaaS - Boop As A Service. Someone comes to your door with a friendly dog and you boop noses with them.
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Giving my first TEDx talk today 👍
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Nice place to sit at work in the afternoon sun…
The sun shining through the leaves of a tall tree, in front of a large building covered in abstract lines
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Butter wouldn’t melt, etc. You wouldn’t think that she’s a complete tinker and troublemaker… #dogsofmastodon
A black and white brindle dog, curled up asleep in her basket
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
"We hope you will accept this modicum of AI-generated flattery in exchange for your time, attention and personal data"
A screenshot from LinkedIn, which is an AI-generated “invitation” to play a daily puzzle game
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Showed this to a colleague. His comment was “F**k late stage capitalism”
Still not quite over the fact that I watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slip because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don’t exist now that they’re inconvenient for them
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Lovely evening
The sun setting over water with a beach in the foreground
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
OK - these are the specs of the PC I'm giving away. Pickup would be preferred, but we can try work something out. Boosts for reach most welcome
# System Details Report
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## Report details
- **Date generated:**                              2026-09-18 12:31:23

## Hardware Information:
- **Hardware Model:**                              Dell Inc. OptiPlex 9010 AIO
- **Memory:**                                      8.0 GiB
- **Processor:**                                   Intel® Core™ i5-3450S × 4
- **Graphics:**                                    Intel® HD Graphics 2500 (IVB GT1)
- **Disk Capacity:**                               3.0 TB

## Software Information:
- **Firmware Version:**                            A25
- **OS Name:**                                     Ubuntu 26.04.1 LTS
- **OS Build:**                                    (null)
- **OS Type:**                                     64-bit
- **GNOME Version:**                               50
- **Windowing System:**                            Wayland
- **Kernel Version:**                              Linux 7.0.0-31-generic
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
@timrichards
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
@Cacotopos
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
It’s a tough life #dogsofmastodon
A black and white brindle dog asleep in the sun on her back
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
The Streak of the Beast
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
And THIS is why local LLMs are important.....
Error message reading "Claude is temporarily unavailable"
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
My very first professionally-assembled gaming system. So much cable management goodness 😊 #linux #gaming
The interior of a PC system, with multi-coloured fans and LEDs
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
She has a way of making her presence known #dogsofmastodon
A black and white dog sticking her head between legs and staring upwards
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
3-1. Poirot approves #worldcup
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
The one without the jacket must be the diversity hire
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Puppy has tucked her front paws into her back legs, and is sleeping HARD
A black and white dog wearing a red coat, curled up in a basket, fast asleep
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
It’s a very cute little pirate ship 🏴‍☠️
A small Lego pirate ship called the Barracuda Seas
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
This is either marketing or cybersecurity
A screenshot from Duolingo
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
The morning moon over Melbourne
A full moon in a pre-dawn sky, with the tops of a tree in the corner
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
Just turned 1 ❤️
A close up of a black and white dog, looking straight at the camera
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
She seems to be settling in. And yes, she’s wrapped around the desk #dogsofmastodon
A black and white dog asleep on a red blanket
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Welcome to the family 🐕🐾🐾
A black and white dog sleeping on a red rug
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026
Late night visitor at Melbourne University
A possum climbing down a tree trunk
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
In the studio audience!
The set of Spicks and Specks at the ABC studios
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
'Solar Eclipse of the Heart' From the #NASA_App : www.nasa.gov/image-article/solar-ec…
The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
Got asked today by a mentee, “What should I be studying for a future-proof job in IT?”
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
Oh that’s just brutally gorgeous from Virginia Trioli www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-14/melb…
Kyle was vicious, and Jackie served women up
to him for his sport like a kind of bogan Aunt
Lydia. It was astonishing.
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
The local magpies are getting VERY comfortable around us (this isn’t zoomed in)
A magpie perched on the back of an outdoor chair
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
Wow. Happy birthday to me…
A screenshot from Duolingo where the translated text is “You are becoming old”
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
A gloriously sunny day to visit Carcassonne and the castle. Although, it is only 1 degree and feels like -5 🥶
A castle wall with towers and ramparts, with a bright blue sky as the backdrop
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
Now THAT’S a lift 😎
A huge futuristic elevator tower, next to massive sandstone walls. This is the Barrakka lift in Valletta
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
About to cross the sea from Sicily to Malta, in a set which was made in Tasmania 😊
A view out the front windows of a ferry, overlooking a port and a very blue sea. Chair in the foreground are faced to look out the windows
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
Travelling to Sicily, and soon to cross the strait on the train ferry. It’s a bit difficult to see, but zoom in on the right, and that bump in the sea is actually Stromboli
A blue sea under a bright blue sky on a sunny day
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
Managed to get a half decent pic at today’s General Audience. Picking the tickets up from the Swiss Guard was rather cool, even for this old atheist
A crowd of people taking pictures of the Pope, who is facing forward and waving to the crowd
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
It hurts because it’s true
I Am Devloper • @iamdevloper 

vibe coding, where 2 engineers can now create the tech debt of at least 50 engineers
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
Waiting for things to get underway at DDD Adelaide
A high ceilinged auditorium filled with people
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/11/2025
There is a LOT of this kind of stuff in Italy, apparently
Anche il mio amico sente voci spaventose! 

My friend also hears frightening voices
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/11/2025
Hopefully the next one talks about finding his medication
Translate this sentence:

 Il mio ragazzo sente voci e rumori quando dorme. 

My boyfriend hears voices and noises when he sleeps
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
The view from my favourite breakfast spot
A view over a pier sticking out into the water. It’s a sunny day, the sky is completely clear and the water is very blue.
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
What even is this??
The bird from Duolingo with, bizarrely, human legs
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
I don't often try for a full sweep of achievements, but this game is just too much fun (Double Dragon Gaiden)
A screenshot from a Steam game, showing 20/20 achievements completed.
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
Puppy dog is cuddled in tight and snoring up an absolute storm
A brindle dog, lying on a red blanket, fast asleep
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
Mandatory reading
BESTSELLING BOOK FOR SELF CONTROL HOW TO HUG SOMEONE WHO SENDS FRIDAY EVENING "URGENT" REQUESTS AT WORK. @CONSULTINGCOMEDY
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2025
I do love these light fittings
Ornate light fittings with black iron work
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2025
I mean, this would explain quite a bit…
GOD, ARE THINGS GOOD BECAUSE YOU COMMAND IT, OR DO YOU COMMAND IT BECAUSE IT IS GOOD? 

MAN, I DUNNO. I JUSTDO NEXT TOKEN PREDICTION. 

…HOW MANY R'S IN "RESURRECTION" 

TWO. WHY? 

EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR NOW. 

PATREON.COM/ZACHWEINERSMITH SMBC-COMICS.COM
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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025
True. So true.
WHAT A COMPLEX PROBLEM. 

I'LL DO A TEMPORARY FIX FOR NOW. 

 IT MIGHT CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS BUT I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER. 

LATER. OH NO. 

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James Bannan @jamesbannan.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
Ah what a time to be a consultant…. #ai
How's our AI Pilot going? 

Great! Our first AI was hallucinating. 

So we got a Second AI to fact-check it. 

And a third AI to proof the second AI.

But our fourth AI says they're all unreliable. 

What's so great then? 

Our fifth AI claims a sixth AI will fix it. 

TOM FISH BURNE @marketoonist.com
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