Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The worst thing about the perimenopause brain fog for me is the little nagging whisper of wondering if it’s always been like this and I just never noticed. (It hasn’t! I have so much executive function! My shitty brain is gaslighting me! I know this. And yet!) 020
Reposted by Jamaila BrinkleyR.S. Russo @r-s-russo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A number of us are guilty of this. 🤷🏻♀️😂 #book 06911
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I’m gonna be visible today, best to get my nails done. 000
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Our Costco has whole chickens for 99 cents a pound right now, so I texted a couple of friends to let them know. Ran into one of them at my kid’s cross country practice and we were chatting about it, and my daughter said, “IS THIS WHAT ADULTHOOD IS? YOU JUST TEXT YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT CHICKEN?” 2146
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There’s no adhesive good enough to make diamond painting safe for that. 120
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Meeting at parties sounds like a nightmare to me lol 110
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Yeah like. My parents met at a party at the college where my mom was a professor and my dad was an undergrad and they were both extremely stoned. Also my mom was dressed as a bumblebee. 110
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is so real. At 40 I developed a neuroma in my foot and it changed so much about how I approach the world. I think about my feet and how they impact my future so much more now. (Also: orthotics.) 110
Reposted by Jamaila BrinkleyIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 30/07/2026If the Oates be Hall, sailor's good call If the Oates be Joyce Carol, sailors in peril 424252
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This was me when they came out with the Enterprise last year. It’s in my house now. 000
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 15/07/2026a tangent in Bree’s mentions is the most precedented thing on the internet 030
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My brain just operates solely in AO3 tags, apparently 130
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ALTERNATIVELY what if the artist poses as their own grumpy sibling to preserve their identity from people and shenanigans occur 110
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What if the artist has a grumpy sibling who had a secret crush on the post office heir in high school 140
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I keep getting ads for this and I’m thinking about it so hard 000
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It’s my favorite park but I vastly prefer it when they have a festival running. Without the extra kiosks it’s kind of bare. And it feels like more walking than the other parks because there are less things to stop at briefly (which is why I prefer the festival kiosks to the full restaurants). 100
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to let me have the Internet AND a kitchen. 161
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/07/2026lol Jessie I had laser eye surgery and don’t even wear the glasses in my author photo anymore but changing it is, like, terrifying? I admire your devotion to the black shirt lifestyle! 110
Reposted by Jamaila Brinkley👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 08/07/2026The invention of the next great American novel is happening right now. (cc @jamaila.bsky.social) 152
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 08/07/2026lol this is the exact part of the whole thing I was about to screenshot and post here 010
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My daughter has gotten really into those cozy mysteries that are all titled with food-related puns, she’s entirely on this wavelength. 040
Reposted by Jamaila BrinkleyJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026lmao poor yorick. they got his ass 1154241472
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 17/06/2026They can add a space opera / shifter ‘verse premium tier, surely 120
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Anyway my daughter has a (recently repaired) torn shoulder and my son has Achilles tendinitis and my husband can manage his own dang medical care. So instead of traveling to races this summer we are spending quality time in PT. Which is, frankly, much more air conditioned. 030
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hello from the physical therapist’s office. I live with three triathletes and all three are injured this season, which is super fun. If you have ever met a triathlete, you will know two things are true: 1) they’ll tell you they do triathlon at the first opportunity and 2) they’re the worst patients. 120
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This made me cackle out loud in the physical therapist’s office. 030
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I should know better by now but I genuinely thought this was a large chicken when I scrolled by. 120
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I got a new one yesterday that claimed to be having trouble leaving a review for my book on Amazon. Which book? Who knows. 160
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This one hits hard; when an author is a favorite of your own childhood AND your kids’ childhood for entirely different books it’s a wonderful thing. (I read her fantasy as a young adult; my kids LIVED for her How Do Dinosaurs books when they were little.) 061
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Beefsteak, Early Girl, Sungold, Sweet 100, Roma, and Black Krim. 020
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Speaking from experience, kindergarten is going to CHANGE your LIFE 110
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 10/05/2026When you raise nerds, sometimes your Mother’s Day cards are addressed to “Spawn Point” instead of “Mom” or “Mama.” 140
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Last night I dreamed that Dan Levy lived in a greenhouse in my backyard and was better at gardening than me. Still feeling a little resentful about it, tbh. 000
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I can’t take all the credit - there’s some TikTokers doing it, although they’re doing it with real Legos and not off brand cheap ones like me, presumably because they have influencer bux. 020
Jamaila Brinkley @jamaila.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This is quite possibly the silliest and also the most satisfying weird little craft I have picked up in over 25 years of picking up weird little crafts. 2175