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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

After researching my options for replacing my cellphone, I’ve decided to bolt a Walkie Talkie to the ground next to the Subway off of Highway 81 in Belleville, KS (near center of the continental US for convenience)

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

2016: *posting a tweet* ah. Feels good to scream into the void. No harm in screaming into the void after all. 2026: The Void Has Learned From Your Screams And Taken Your Job

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Young person just earnestly asked “did no one learn anything from this movie” as though the movie they were referencing was a popular classic with a relatable moral, but, my friends, the movie was Click starring Adam Sandler

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Little known celebrity fact: The reason why Taylor Swift and Lorde stopped being friends was actually due to a contract negotiated by Lorde and Taylor stores to stop the women from overtaking the company’s SEO

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The Way to Survive Retail Without Crying Too Much is to balance every devastatingly hostile customer interaction with at least 3 sincerely uplifting customer interactions and that is the reason I’m holding onto this man’s face and forcing him to make eye contact with me I need my 3rd person cmon

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It’ll be Boss Baby meets Up. Josh Gad and George Clooney will voice it, and we’ll bring in Lin-Manuel Miranda to write original songs. It’ll be the perfect adaptation of A Modest Proposal, the kids will love it.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Thank you for giving my anxiety a chew toy, but we’re actually trying to discourage that behavior right now

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Driving on the freeway always makes me feel like I should be a different kind of person. Like obviously I should be the kind of person who drives a pickup truck. After all, I love packing my belongings haphazardly, almost as much as I love making everyone around me feel concerned for their safety.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

the temptation to find every 35-40 year old male comedian from 10 years ago who insisted that the real evils were woke women and not being able to use the R slur anymore to shine a flashlight directly into their corneas and ask DID IT WORK? DID ALIGNING WITH FASCISM BRING YOUR HAIR BACK??

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Simmering with resentment as I learn the patience and skills needed to teach because “you can look up how to do that online” now translates to “ask ai, get frustrated at its incompetence, then ask me again but more rudely after having done irreversible damage to our planet in the process”

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Well MAYBE I wouldn’t insist on bringing my DOG everywhere if we were a PROPER society that still travelled via HORSEBACK so I wouldn’t be tempted to bring my DOG with me because I’d already have my HORSE have you ever thought of THAT

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Who’s the fool for going to clown college now?? Let’s see AI juggle bowling pins. They can’t even make a pie, let alone throw one.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

So this game is about how unresolved cycles of grief can lead to us lying to everyone including ourselves and by this game I mean Pokotopia

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Nancy Drew and the Curious Case of Which One of You Fuckers Sold My Data

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The depth of commercial sponsorship influencing American culture is so insidious. -Sears Tower = Sears, Roebuck & Co. -Wrigley Field = Wrigley Gum, -Oscars = Oscar Meyer Weiner Inc., -etc

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Time is a flat circle that my dog was playing with earlier and now I don’t know what piece of furniture it’s under I’ve been crawling around all day trying to find it where did it go

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Listen I love d&d But I also love the shattered look of misery I once saw on a man’s face when I called d&d “basically improv”

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

High School Reunions are the real Gender Reveal Parties

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Too often I think we view misogyny through the lens of women’s responsibility—do women cause misogyny, how can women avoid misogyny, how can we blame women, always—instead of recognizing that there is literally no way to opt out of or avoid misogyny entirely, because our whole society is built on it

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

“The ai seems to have gained consciousness” “The ai is acting on its own” “The ai seems to have anxiety” I’ll bet you $20 these scientists or whatever have deeply unhappy children

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Apparently it’s “in bad taste” to blame everything that happens in the Resident Evil franchise on the Kennedy Curse.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Someone out there is the judgmental former high school gym coach that Chris Fleming is trying to impress every time he decides to hold a plank while telling a joke.

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Chad Quandt @chadquandt.com · 03/03/2026

I firmly believe Brian K Vaughn and Adrian Alphona's Runaways is one of Marvel's strongest runs ever. I'd die for Old Lace. So I was delighted to talk about these teens on the Stories That Stick podcast.

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Stories That Stick Podcast @storiesthatstick.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Can six LA teens take down their supervillain parents? Chad is joined by @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social to discuss this beloved Marvel comic and Jesus in the 616. Patreon (Ad-Free): www.patreon.com/posts/151910... iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1QA4zgN...

Stories That Stick's cover art for their discussion of Marvel's The Runaways.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

If I ran a hospital near and around Raccoon City, I would simply argue that chainsaws are not a necessary tool to have on the premises to carry out modern medical care

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Now let’s see which panel of that hieronymus bosch painting i woke up in today.The third one? Always the third one.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Soup thermos. Like coffee thermos, but for soup. Larger mouth hole for soup ingredients. Reusable unlike those cursed Campbell’s plastic things. Opaque so strangers think it’s coffee. Soup thermos.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

ANTM doc was shocking right?? In season 1 of Project Runway, a winning design is chosen based on whose model was most willing to sexually provoke a page six writer

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Olympics: look at this man run as fast as he can Winter Olympics: we flung this guy off a big ramp bro it was sick he’ll be fine when he lands there’s snow

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

“What if I told you that you were in a cave” Okay “And that cave is all you’ve ever known, other than the shadow puppets telling stories on the cave wall” I think I’ve heard this one before “And the shadow puppets are controlled by billionaire pedofi—“ Oh no a twist

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The purple-faced men who lose their breath just trying to breathe who are also in charge of our government’s Eat Real Food campaign have notoriously baby-brained reactions to plant-based diets

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Trying a new self help fad called Having a Little Scream. It’s like going for a little walk, but instead of a little walk it’s a short little scream. Day 3 and i am Fine. not better but Fine.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Disinterested in all sport events except X Games and Winter Olympics because Look How Fast and Far I Can Fling My Entire Body is relatable motivation, I understand WHY we’ve all gathered to witness this sport

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Feeling paralyzed from doing other tasks because you have something on your schedule later in the day is not in fact a sign of adhd. It’s instead a natural mammalian response to scheduled events, during which our bodies know that they should actually be making a cute little outfit for said event.

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Chad Quandt @chadquandt.com · 12/02/2026

We're flooded with nonstop legislation, but focus attention on the SAVE Act. If passed it will be used to crush leftist voters. Married women would not be able to vote if they took their partner's last name (ID wouldn't match birth certificate). Don't take it for granted; call your senators.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Fuckit I’m adding a comma to Fall Out Boy. Now they’re Fall Out, Boy.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

In US politics, it is more damaging to have rumors of veganism than rumors of cannibalism

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

They should invent a second cell phone so you have the one for documenting/witnessing The Horrors and one for keeping in touch with friends!

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Some old book will be like “they called her a prophet because she had visions of the future that drove her mad” and I must ask if she was simply an adult woman with functional pattern recognition skills because that’s pretty common out here actually

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Stories That Stick Podcast @storiesthatstick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

What if your parents were evil? Would you inherit their powers and fight back? Chad and Heidi cover Brian K. Vaughn and Adrian Alphona's 2003 Marvel comic Runaways. Patreon Ad-Free: www.patreon.com/posts/runway... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/60Jh... iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

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Chad Quandt @chadquandt.com · 02/02/2026

STRANGER THINGS: TALES FROM '85! I am so honored to work on this. The team is crushing it. Return to a ''simpler'' time in Hawkins on April 23rd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUiJ...

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The justified rage and hunger for vengeance simmering inside of me sees and acknowledges the justified rage and hunger for vengeance simmering inside of you

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Chad Quandt @chadquandt.com · 26/01/2026

Arguably one of the greatest matches in professional wrestling. Mankind is a martyr for the good of the story. And it was fun talking about the legend with fellow writer @joeytainment.bsky.social !

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Auditioning a second person to join me in a drag king duo as B & J Deen, The Deen Brothers; a pair of tv writers in LA who genuinely write for tv. They are everything executives want in their big budget tv writers: two average white guys with, and this is very important, a catchy team name.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I think I only like art that took 20 years to complete and ultimately cost the artist a significant part of their former identity.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

If god didn’t want me to stay out drinking till 2am then why tf would they make my hair look so good when I do it

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

We’re all adults. We could decide to reschedule the holiday season so that it doesn’t overlap with cold and flu season.

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I love when I see a tweet that went viral in 2011 pop up in a meme carousel on Instagram like oh good the children are still studying the classical internet philosophy texts

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Jakylln Heidi @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

So this is Christmas And what have you done You’re a pink pony girl And you dance at the club

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