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Jakub Flasz

@jakubflasz.bsky.social
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Writer: flaszonfilm.com Podcaster: uncutgemspodcast.com I write essays that ChatGPT thinks are good enough for other people to read.

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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Looking at this new trailer for THE ODYSSEY and all I think is that I should rewatch NOAH.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
GOOD FORTUNE is Prime. So you know where to avoid it.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In case you didn't know, this is a vintage camera.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I don't want the JACKASS franchise to wrap. I want it to go on for as long as it takes for Johnny Knoxville not to have to use old man makeup to do his bad grandpa stunts. Which is probably closer to happening than you imagine.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Last night I was chatting with Claude to figure out a bit more about a company and role I have applied for and somehow ended up talking about totally different things. Towards the end, Claude started prompting me. Like, "How's the book you're outlining coming along?"
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The best life outcome I can imagine right now is being able to delete my LinkedIn account forever with zero consequence.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Here's a text that originated as a review-adjacent piece on NO OTHER CHOICE and ended up being a confessional piece of self-therapy. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/18/e...
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Exposure Therapy of Watching NO OTHER CHOICE While Unemployed
In a world where a significant percentage of new releases fit under the collective umbrella of “eat the rich” satires—turbocharged by the still relatively recent Best Picture victory of Bong Joon-h…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I cannot fathom that PROJECT HAIL MARY, both the movie and the book, didn't once jump on an opportunity for a line when they try to convince the main character to join the mission by saying "You have to. With you it will be Hail Mary full of Grace."
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Here's my take on THE GOOD BOY, a movie that could be dubbed as A CLOCKWORK ORANGE directed with Michael Haneke's austere sensibilities. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/19/t...
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The Good Boy (2025) – Review
Following the massive critical success of Corpus Christi, which was nominated for the Best International Picture Oscar in 2020 and lost to Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite, Jan Komasa’s trajectory towards i…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here's a brand new Youtube rant I recorded today where I try to make sense of Pixar's unusual release and marketing strategy behind HOPPERS. youtu.be/fPANLMfgpPo
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HOPPERS and Pixar's Misguided Release Strategy
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here's my take on ONE LAST DEAL, a single-location thriller that gives Danny Dyer a chance of a lifetime to spread his wings and somehow also becomes a victim of its own drive towards convenience. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/20/o...
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One Last Deal (2026) – Review
How many C-words does it take for the BBFC to decide that a movie needs to be rated 18—for adults only? That was the question I asked myself under my nose when I sat down to watch One Last Deal and…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Here's my take on PROJECT HAIL MARY, a movie that tries to do what it can to extract a spectacle out of Andy Weir's problem-solving polymath competence fantasy and almost succeeds. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/21/p...
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PROJECT HAIL MARY, Unfixability of Andy Weir’s Writing and Triumph of Simplicity
Having read all his three novels, I think I am equipped well enough to say that I like the idea of Andy Weir as a novelist more than I like his work. In a way, his career trajectory offers quite a …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Here's my take on UNREMARKABLE, a hilarious mockumentary hiding a supple life-affirming core. It might be one of the best indie movies you don't know about! Currently on Prime! Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/23/u...
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Unremarkable (2025) – Review
Meet Tim. Tim Smith. To describe Tim would be to call him by the title of the film—unremarkable. He hasn’t amounted to much in life. He doesn’t have a career or even a hobby. On any objective life …
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think the term "manosphere" ought to be retired. There are no men in that sphere. Only boys. Children. Some manchildren. So "boyosphere" it is.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Here's my brand new YouTube rant where I go into the weeds of why PROJECT HAIL MARY is a movie that cannot be fixed. youtu.be/0G2FcmISoh0
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PROJECT HAIL MARY is an unfixable movie
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
HOPPERS is AVATAR I can get behind.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Here's my take on DOLLY, a gritty and tight homage to a Tobe Hooper classic that overwhelms with its authenticity and innate creepiness. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/08/d...
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Dolly (2025) – Review
Not only did Tobe Hooper’s eponymous The Texas Chain Saw Massacre spawn a franchise and contributed to invigorating the subgenre of slasher horror, but it also—most crucially—inspired throngs of as…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Always nice to start a week with a rejection email.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
In case you missed it, here's my recent essay on how John Carpenter's THEY LIVE is in conversation with BUGONIA! Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/17/b...
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wars not make one great, Donnie.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Check out my recent piece on DIE MY LOVE and how I expected more of an effort from it. flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/25/t...
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The Problem with DIE MY LOVE
I thought for a little bit whether these thoughts stirring inside me were supposed to be downloaded into a journal page and committed to the drawer, or here. Maybe I’m not in the best frame of mind…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
By choosing NOT to watch THE DEAD ZONE TV show you are choosing not to learn what it feels like to watch a character deliver a monologue at a tornado.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here is an essay on how ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and ESCAPE FROM LA remain relevant to this day. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/21/p... #JohnCarpenter #kurtrussell #escapefromnewyork #escapefromla
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Prescient Carpenterian Escapes and Counterculture Through World-Building
The 1981 Escape from New York remains an all-time classic of rogue genre filmmaking in the eyes of nearly all fans of John Carpenter’s work. One of his rare success stories that combined both finan…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Getting old is finding YT videos with people reacting to misic from the early 2000s as though they were uncovering government secrets.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I've been thinking about this little aspect of THE HOUSEMAID for a while now. Have a read. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/15/t... #TheHousemaid
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THE HOUSEMAID and Overlooked Archetypes of Second-Order Enablers
“This is how you allow her to dress for her father’s funeral,” Says Evelyn Winchester in a scolding tone to her now ex-daughter-in-law Nina at the end of The Housemaid, a late-2025 hit that has rec…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here's an essay on how THEY LIVE and BUGONIA illustrate that it took us just under 40 years to abandon all hope. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/17/b... #theylive #JohnCarpenter #Bugonia #YorgosLanthimos
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Between THEY LIVE and BUGONIA, or How Eating the Rich Turned Into the Rich Eating Us
It was November 1988. John Carpenter’s They Live had just rolled out into theaters, playing across nearly fifteen hundred screens and earning a modest but respectable five million dollars in the op…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Here's my take on GOAT, a family-friendly and perfectly predictable underdog sports movie developed to resonate specifically with gen-alpha kids. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/02/18/g... #GOAT #GOATMovie #sonyanimation
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GOAT (2026) – Review
Synopsis: In a city of anthropomorphic animals, struggling diner worker Will Harris gets a shot at his dream when a viral clip of his street roarball skills earns him a place on the failing Vinelan…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You haven't lived until you tried watching all six seasons of THE DEAD ZONE.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I kinda love cinema in January and February. You call it a dumping ground, I call it a genre banquet.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is it odd that I feel happy to have seen a movie that I absolutely detested? Because this will be the easiest 1000 words of pouring vitriol on this turd. Yes, I'm this petty. And the movie is MERCY.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Seeing how few people turn up to see MERCY adds to the vast body of evidence that today's stars are nothing without IP to hide behind.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Here are some thoughts about some of the most culturally significant movies of this year. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/14/a... #AvatarMovie #AvatarFireAndAsh #sinners #Sinners2025 #kpopdemonhunters #kpop
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And the Most Culturally Impactful Movie of 2025 Is…
When I read that James Cameron was disappointed with what he saw as his newest movie Avatar: Fire and Ash underperforming at the box office—and it has to be said that having raked in excess of a bi…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Here's a little piece on those Oscar nominations that dropped earlier today. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/22/t... #academyawards #Oscars #Oscars2026
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The 2026 Oscar Nominations and Work-shy LLMs
The 2026 Oscar race is officially underway as the nominations for the 98th Academy Awards have been announced earlier today. Sinners was given 16 nods (the most ever awarded and only one short of f…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Here's my take on GIANT, a movie that wants to apply archetypal boxing movie templates to a story that required a completely different approach. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/20/g... #giant #giantmovie
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Giant (2025) – Review
Synopsis: Naseem Hamed rises from a troubled childhood in 1980s Sheffield to become an international boxing sensation, propelled by swagger, talent, and a refusal to conform. Under the guidance of …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Here's a little piece of observational writing about weird social effects stemming from having too much to watch. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/19/p... #streaming #Netflix #DisneyPlus #relationship
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Paralysis of Choice, Anxiety of Having to Choose, Fear of Commitment and the Middle Ground Between Them
The term “paralysis of choice,” defined as an inability to make a decision due to abundance of choices, is well known and crept into our vernacular with the advent of streaming. It has dominated ou…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Here's my take on THE RIP, a great comfort food for dads that honestly could have been released theatrically, especially in January. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/24/t... #TheRip #benaffleck #MattDamon #JoeCarnahan #Netflix
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THE RIP, Comfort Food for Action Dads and the Mistake of Heading for the Couch Instead of Cinemas
January is one of those few months in the year when dad movies briefly come out of hibernation, visit upon our cinemas and greet us with a musky “bonjour.” This is the time when you should be able …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here are some words on those comments Matt Damon and Ben Affleck made on that podcast a few days back and why it's not a big deal at all. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/25/m... #Netflix #MattDamon #benaffleck #joerogan
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Matt Damon Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud and Apparent Cultural Amnesia
Recently, a number of outlets reported with what I can only describe as a mildly sensationalizing bent that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have “said the quiet part out loud” and confirmed what everyon…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Go and read this. I tried.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Check out my recent piece celebrating HIGHLANDER ON its 40th birthday! flaszonfilm.com/2026/01/27/h...
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HIGHLANDER at 40: A Missing Link in the Evolution of Fantasy
When Highlander opened in March 1986, it barely registered. It ultimately went on to scrape together just over five million dollars in domestic box office receipts, overshadowed by Pretty in Pink a…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
SAIPAN is a weird one. Kinda refreshing but also feels like a movie made to tell a story not worth telling.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Because STRANGER THINGS has come and claimed this space already, we will likely never see a legacy sequel to THE GOONIES where they all are grown up and scarred by life, titled THE GOONS.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I found out recently that DC Compact Comics existed so I bought one. The smell of a brand-new comic book took me back 30 years. I'm liable to buying them all right now. This is something that digital subscription platforms will never recreate.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Here's my take on AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH, a feature-length in-game cinematic made for a video game that doesn't exist. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2025/12/20/a... #AvatarFireAndAsh #AvatarMovie #avatar #JamesCameron
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AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH, Feature-Length In-Game Cinematics and Bedsores
There was a time when Blizzard Entertainment, the video game developer responsible for the iconic Diablo, Starcraft and World of Warcraft franchises, would occasionally treat their fans to truly as…
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"We don't use generative AI" says the man whose movie already looks as though it was fake.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
James Cameron is the type of guy who would insist that motion smoothing on his TV makes everything look better.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cigarettes used to be popular. Doesn't mean they were good for anyone. What's your point, Jim?
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I played Tomoyasu Hotei's BATTLE WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY to my 12yo daughter and she was floored. There is hope.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Is it crazy to think that this whole Venezuela tension is an engineered distraction to refocus the media attention away from the Epstein files? I feel like tin foil hat conspiracist for connecting these dots for real.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
What I want now is a KILL BILL spoof where the Bride tracks down Bill to make him pay the hospital expenses for an extensive brain surgery amd 4 years of coma. It's called BILL BILL.
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Jakub Flasz @jakubflasz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I don't know if the fact that Richard Linklater is working on a movie due to release in 2040 is a sign of faith in his own longevity or the longevity of civilization.
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