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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A real conversation with my wife last night. I say "what do you want to watch tonight?" "Maybe one of those Morocco Shanghai movies you keep telling me I would love?" "What?" "You know what I mean." ... ... "Ohhh... let's do it." I was right; she did love it. I showed her YOUR NAME.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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2026 at Halfway Point: 7 Great Movies That Deserve More Attention
I don’t normally do this outside of round anniversaries or year-in-review projects as I continue to believe that a listicle is the lowest form of journalism, but I decided to look back upon t…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here's my take on JACKASS: BEST AND LAST, a fitting send off to decades of daredevil stuff that compiles all their best stunts with their last ones, proving that there is an age limit to it after all. flaszonfilm.com/2026/07/04/j...
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Jackass: Best and Last (2026) – Review
Johnny Knoxville, now gray-haired and battle-worn, sits in a makeshift electric chair ready to be shocked by someone in the background holding the remote. The premise, I believe, is for Knoxville t…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Here's my take on TOY STORY 5, a movie that retreads the same ground for the fifth time to the unbridled applause of the masses who don't seem to mind they are ingesting more of the same in a different colour. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/06/28/t...
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Toy Story 5 (2026) – Review
Much like the Paddington movies, the Toy Story franchise has enjoyed what I can only refer to as a free pass from critics and general audiences alike. Held unanimously as a marvel of feelgood vibes…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this: HOPPERS >> TOY STORY 5 It's not even close. Review soon.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Here's my take on MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, a movie that's literally fifteen years late to a fancy dress party and is embarrassed about its costume. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/06/25/m...
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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, Performative Awkwardness and the Importance of Timing in Engineering Cultural Icons
The recently released remake of Masters of the Universe—a 1987 cult item based on a Mattel toy line turned into a morning cartoon that loosely tried to hybridize Conan the Barbarian with Star Wars …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here's my take on DISCLOSURE DAY, a movie that wants to be spectacular and wondrous but forgot how to do it on account of old age. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/06/22/d...
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Disclosure Day (2026) – Review
Old men rarely make great movies, at least the kinds of great movies that they used to make when their blood ran hotter. It is natural to expect that a filmmaker coming to an end of an illustrious …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here's my take on POWER BALLAD, a perfect little rom-com for middle-aged men that had me at hello. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/06/18/p...
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POWER BALLAD, Rom-Coms for Men and the Magic of Having You at Hello
I have always kept my thoughts on John Carney right up close to the ones I keep about Cameron Crowe. He makes the kinds of movies that maybe put themselves at a disadvantage by virtue of choosing t…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Here's my take on FINDING EMILY, a movie whose story has way more to it than its cinematic treatment making it look as though it escaped BBC and found itself in cinemas. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/06/03/f...
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Finding Emily (2026) – Review
A story as old as time itself. A boy (Spike Fearn whom you might remember from Alien: Romulus) meets a girl (Sadie Soverall). They hit it off and spend a great evening together. The boy is smitten.…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here's my take on Mark Jenkin's ROSE OF NEVADA, a magnificent opus that deliberately unsettles and evokes a social commentary by way of Roeg-esque observation. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/27/r...
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Rose of Nevada (2026) – Review
Admittedly, it is rather tempting to compare the work of Mark Jenkin to Ken Loach and examine it purely on the basis of its thematic proclivities. After all, Jenkin’s lens has remained consistently…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here's my take on NORMAL, a mediocre piece of post-Wick filmmaking that predictably lacks directorial drive. More here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/25/n...
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NORMAL, Perils of Genre Tourism and the Challenge of Standing Out Among John Wick Clones
There was a time, a little while ago, when an upcoming Ben Wheatley movie would inspire excitement. This was especially true at the time when his early works like Down Terrace, Kill List, A Field i…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here's my new video rant where I tried to unpack (in addition to what I have written about it already) why MORTAL KOMBAT II is a movie that I want to love but cannot and why it frustrates me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhI...
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MORTAL KOMBAT II Left Me Mentally Constipated, Confused... and Kinda Happy
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here's my take on OBSESSION, a fun movie that plays like a feature-length SNL skit that went off the rails and descended into horror. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/23/o...
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Obsession (2026) – Review
Bear (Michael Johnston) is hopelessly, irretrievably, pathetically in love with his childhood friend Nikki (Inde Navarrette). She, however, sees him only as a friend and somehow remains completely …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Here's my take on TUNER, a movie that can only be enjoyed if you opt not to think about it too much. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/20/t...
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TUNER, Velocity as Camouflage and Stacking Conveniences to Develop a Gimmick into Something Watchable
Imagine, if you will, that you are treated to a nice train ride on the Eurostar. Well, it does not have to be the famed metal tube on rails connecting England with France; what matters is that the …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Here's my take (a bit belated) on MORTAL KOMBAT II, a movie that gets in its own way and flops out instead of executing a fatality... but it's still kinda fun. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/19/m...
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MORTAL KOMBAT II and the Impossibility of Satisfying Conflicting Priorities of Viewer Cohorts while Mindlessly Mashing Buttons
When it comes to the subject of adapting video games for the screen—which I have opined on, written and ranted into a lens about on a number of occasions—the perennial classic series among fighting…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Here's my take on FATHER MOTHER SISTER BROTHER, a reminder that Jim Jarmusch can still deliver a quietly moving piece of cinema, even if it can't rival his masterpieces. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/09/f...
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Father Mother Sister Brother (2025) – Review
Six years after his last directorial outing (The Dead Don’t Die), Jim Jarmusch has once more come out of hibernation and decided to revisit a storytelling format he has been fond of all throughout …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Here are some thoughts on people who want to be seen as writers and thinkers without having to write and how they can be mostly found on LinkedIn. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/07/t...
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Toilet Rolls of Slop, Vampires and the Cowardly Death of Authentic Writing
One of the many minor displeasures and daily inconveniences associated with having to navigate the world of mass layoffs and unemployment is the need to use LinkedIn on a daily basis. In fact, you …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Check out my brand new YouTube video where I try to figure out what makes musical biopics so sustainable and culturally persistent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH2N...
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Why Musical Biopics Remain So Popular
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here's my take on APEX, which is WOLF CREEK for normies. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/05/a...
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Apex (2026) – Review
When Apex opens, you are immediately informed that the movie is a Netflix original. In media res, two people climbing a mountain—that thirty-second hook designed specifically to make sure you would…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here are some words on how generational imprinting works in the STAR WARS series. Happy May the 4th for those who celebrate! Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/04/s...
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STAR WARS and the Case of Shifting Generational Imprinting
I remember vividly the excitement accompanying the months leading to the release of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Fifteen at the time, I was buzzing with anticipation even though the 199…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
HOKUM is a movie that advertises its quality in the title because the dictionary definition of hokum is pretentious nonsense. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/03/h...
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Hokum (2026) – Review
The word “hokum” is defined as “meaningless nonsense with an outward appearance of being impressive and legitimate.” In the film Hokum, the main character played by Adam Scott uses this word in a c…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I decided to revive my long-dormant Michael Haneke retrospective and drive it over the finish line. This week - THE WHITE RIBBON. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/02/u...
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Understanding Michael Haneke – The White Ribbon (2009)
The White Ribbon was, I believe, one of my first interactions with Michael Haneke as a filmmaker and—much like Amour—it has taken me a while to come round and understand its import. In fact, I am n…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Here's a little round-up of all podcasting activities on the Uncut Gems podcast for the month of April! 80s comedies galore! Details here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/05/01/u...
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Uncut Gems Podcast (April 2026 Round-up)
And just like that, another month has been consigned to history and we are officially a third of the way through 2026. Therefore, let’s have a look at all the activities over at the Uncut Gem…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So I sat down to rant into the lens again and this time it's about these culturally persistent antiheroes, how they are misinterpreted, why they stick and what to do about it all. youtu.be/C4BXsoMk2NU?...
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Why Are Problematic Antiheroes Culturally "Sticky"?
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Here's my take on EXIT 8, a surprisingly competent piece of moody horror filmmaking and a distant descendant of CUBE. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/29/e...
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Exit 8 (2025) – Review
The video game upon which Exit 8 is based is nothing but a simple puzzle in which the player walks through an underground tunnel and must either continue on their way if everything is in order or t…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Here are some words on why FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF is a misunderstood portrayal of a narcissist on the loose. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/27/f...
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Ferris Bueller’s (Hedonistically Solipsistic) Day Off
In the summer of 1986, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was released. Written and directed by John Hughes, this Matthew Broderick-starring hangout instantly grabbed the attention of the masses and climbed …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Here's a little rant on the impending ascendancy of Video Game Movies! Check it out! youtu.be/JlQyEnUocLI?...
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The Age of Video Game Movies Is Finally Upon Us!
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Here's my take on MICHAEL, a movie so sanitized and predictably schmaltzy that it borders on self-parody. It could have been written by an LLM and you wouldn't be able to tell. Conveniently, it skirts all controversies surrounding its subject too. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/23/m...
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Michael (2026) – Review
Ever since Michael Jackson’s death in 2009 it was a matter of time before a Hollywood studio would greenlight a prestige biopic recounting his life and career. And the minute the Bryan Singer-direc…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Here's my take on LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY, an ultimately underwhelming attempt at overwhelming me with squirmy horror and split diopter shots. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/22/l...
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LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, Split Diopter Fetish and Turning Squirminess into a Brand
After buying a ticket to see Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, waltzing down to your seat popcorn in one hand and an over-sized drink in the other, and then doing your level best not to consume all your snac…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Here's my take on THE DRAMA, a deliciously cutting satire hidden within a rom-com, a spiritual descendant of FORCE MAJEURE. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/20/t...
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The Drama (2026) – Review
It all starts in a predictably saccharine way. The camera cuts between Charlie (Robert Pattinson) trying to write his wedding speech by bouncing ideas off of his best-man-to-be Mike (Mamoudou Athie…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Here are some thoughts I had on FALLING DOWN and how it was a prophecy announcing the arrival of MAGA men. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/18/f...
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FALLING DOWN: How We Mistook Pack Animals for Lone Wolves
The image of D-FENS (Michael Douglas), a visibly distraught middle-aged man clad in a white shirt and tie, holding up a wildly misshapen burger and looking at it with disgust became one of the many…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Here's my take on THRASH, a movie that wasn't trashy enough to be fun trash nor authentic enough to be serious trash. It was just trash. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/17/t...
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THRASH and the Importance of Paddling When Cast Adrift
I will watch anything with a shark in it. I watched Jaws for the first time when I was way too young to be watching it and therefore I remain biased this way. In fact, anything that even vaguely qu…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I don't know what Lee Cronin likes more: EVIL DEAD, THE EXORCIST or split diopter shots. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't know it either.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here's my take on Jan Komasa's ANNIVERSARY, a nuanced and clinical arthouse dystopia that looks less like Margaret Atwood and more like Pablo Larraín. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/15/a...
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Anniversary (2025) – Review
Although The Good Boy premiered slightly earlier at the 2025 TIFF, Jan Komasa’s transition to English-language filmmaking began with Anniversary. This film was shot in 2023, delayed by guild strike…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Kinda funny to think that this guy was described as "late 30s" in the movie.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Check out my brand new YouTube rant/deep dive where I talk about what makes the SCREAM franchise unique. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XDV6...
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The SCREAM Franchise is SPECIAL!
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Here's my take on FUZE, a movie that starts with flair and scale and then reveals itself to be a TV pilot stretched thin to classify as a ninety-minute feature. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/14/f...
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FUZE, the Art and Science of Bulking Up Weeknight Meals and Choosing Dilution over Cheap Extra Protein
One of the many tricks you pick up as a home cook tasked with daily food preparation for the entire family is the philosophy of making the food you make go a little bit further. This encompasses a …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Heres' my take on CALIFORNIA SCHEMIN, a heartwarming stranger-than-fiction underdog movie that could have been retitled as BILL & TED'S FAKE HIP-HOP ADVENTURE. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/12/c...
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California Schemin’ (2025) – Review
Some movies need that “based on a true story” disclaimer to run at the beginning of the projection because otherwise the audience might not be able to believe a word of what the film is trying to d…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I will watch anything with a shark in it but THRASH is kinda trash.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Here's my take on UNDERTONE, an effective and unsettling horror with a solid gimmick that eventually reveals its conventional roots. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/11/u...
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UNDERTONE, Aural Gimmickry and the Courage to Go All-In Instead of Cashing Out
Every now and again the field of the horror genre—typically prone to sustained trends—gets a vitamin booster shot in the form of the occasional gimmick movie that takes audiences by surprise. Some …
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Here's my take on PRETTY LETHAL, a movie that doesn't commit to anything and delivers the blandest kind of entertainment you can think of. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/08/p...
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Pretty Lethal (2026) – Review
“Mom, can we buy Ballerina?” Billy, a hypothetical tween, bleats in the general direction of his primary caregiver while trapped between Blu-Ray shelves at their local HMV (or Barnes & Noble, t…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Here's my take on THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE, which confirms that Hollywood has learned how to make successful and sustainable video game movies. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/05/t...
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THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE, Nascent Primacy of Pixels and the Emergence of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe
When The Super Mario Bros Movie came out in 2023 and went on to gross in excess of one billion dollars, its success didn’t look groundbreaking in the least. Perhaps because of its four-quadrant app…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here's a little roundup of all podcasting activities over at the UNCUT GEMS PODCAST! 80s sci-fi comedies galore! Full text here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/01/u...
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Uncut Gems Podcast (March 2026 Round-up)
With March officially in the past, spring is now in full effect. It is also as good a time as any to look back at the previous month and round up all activities over at the Uncut Gems Podcast and i…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here's an article I wrote on the likely reasons why the SCREAM franchise remains consistently successful thirty years on. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/04/01/t... #scream #slasher #horror
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The Seemingly Inexplicable Buoyancy of the SCREAM Franchise
The most recent sequel in the Scream franchise, Scream 7 directed by Kevin Williamson, has officially crossed 200 million dollars in worldwide box office receipts. This makes it the most successful…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Here's my take on READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, which is a little trifle that while inferior to its predecessor remains just about entertaining enough to rationalize the idea of buying a ticket to see it. In other news Samara Weaving owns the screen. Full review here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/30/r...
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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
The 2019 Ready or Not ended with Grace (Samara Weaving) limping towards the camera having survived a deadly game of hide and seek, a familial battle royale and a failed satanic ritual. A burning ma…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Here's a little roundup of all of my recent YouTube activities! flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/29/f...
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Flasz, Camera, Action!
It has taken me a while, years even, to finally plant my flag on YouTube. At the end of the day, I do have a personal philosophy of doing only what feels right and when it feels right and for the l…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Check out my latest video rant about Andy Weir here: youtu.be/AOkq39MJ0O8
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My Problem With Andy Weir's Writing
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Here's a little piece on one aspect of BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE that is rarely talked about with any degree of seriousness - its treatment of time travel. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/27/b...
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Bill & Ted’s (Almost) Flawless Time Travel Logic
Believe it or not, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure came vanishingly close to being dumped onto cable TV instead of being released theatrically. The movie, directed by Stephen Herek and written…
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So it turns out that if you say that PROJECT HAIL MARY is not the best film ever based on the based book ever and people find out about it, some of them get real agitated.
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Flasz on Film @flaszonfilm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Here's my take on THEY WILL KILL YOU, a movie that taps into the ever-popular eat-the-rich vibe while also professing love to Quentin Tarantino's KILL BILL in more ways than one. Full article here: flaszonfilm.com/2026/03/25/t...
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THEY WILL KILL YOU, Second-Order Genre Medleys and Watching KILL BILL While Eating the Rich
As I was sitting down to write the opening paragraph to whatever this text turns into, I was overwhelmed by a sense of déjà vu, because it seems to me that at least once a fortnight I get to plop d…
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