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@jakoby.bsky.social
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'm paying almost $1500 in federal taxes to a government run by pedophiles to: kidnap children, fund a genocide, and host war criminals on a red carpet (among other things). Is it okay to freak out yet
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
HUGE NEWS FOR THE EM DASH COMMUNTIY!!! I've been using the alt code for way too long
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
National Treasure is on at the hotel gym and let's just say I don't think I'm going to be getting much exercise done
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2025
Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'd @kmagic101.bsky.social entering his modeling era???
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I went golfing yesterday for the first time so instead of asking me my score instead look at me standing on this thing
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
ICE GOONS hanging out in the lobby of Glendale Memorial Hospital
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
So true bestie
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The new @durrymusic.bsky.social has no skips, amazing album
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Durry @durrymusic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You’d better like this new album or else 🤜🫷
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Took some photos of the sunset :)
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social hi I have a very important question that I would love for you to answer!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/06/2025
Reading a Big Number xkcd.com/3102/
Comic. Thought Process While Reading A Big Number: 54,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,054,000"000,00c2ef46
[comments progress along the line, approximately every 3 digits] (1) 54! Great! I know that number. Solid start. (2) Oh, a comma and some zeros. Cool. Must be at least 54 thousand. (3) A second comma! I wonder if we’re talking population or money. (4) Yikes! If this is money, it’s a *lot* of money. (5) Why am I reading this? Whatever this number is, I’m not going to be able to visualize it. (6) All right, either someone made a unit conversion error or this is one of those incomprehensible astronomy numbers. (7) [4 zeroes between commas instead of 3]] Oh no. Is this a misplaced comma or an extra zero? I guess we’ll see if the next group has two zeros or three. If it’s two, we can at least hope the digits are right. (8) [4 zeroes between commas] Oh *no*. (9) [repeat of the digits 54] What is happening. (10) [a quotation mark in place of comma] Someone messed up real bad. (11) [final digits are c2ef46, cut off] Someone messed up real bad and I hope it wasn’t me.
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
5'7" depressed novelist 🙃
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Does this app not have drafts or am I going insane
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 15/05/2025
250 years ago, Americans rejected a mad king. On June 14, we’re taking to the streets again for a nationwide day of defiance to say NO KINGS. Over 600 events are planned in all 50 states to reject authoritarianism and show the world what democracy really looks like: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
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Kevin Murray [kmagic101] @kmagic101.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The highlight of my week was having to do a constitution saving throw to see if my Dwarf Paladin in D&D would vomit after getting super drunk at a pub prior to an altercation.
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a close up of a man with long hair and a beard
ALT: a close up of a man with long hair and a beard
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I have a new favorite band and it's @durrymusic.bsky.social
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Interesting story; Lovecraftian headline
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In Japan, an Iceless Lake and an Absent God Sound an Ancient Warning (Gift Article)
For centuries, residents in central Japan have chronicled a mysterious natural phenomenon in winter. They see its disappearance as a bad omen.
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Considering buying a banjo
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Put a new rod in my closet by myself, in my handyman era fr
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Finished Rings of Power season 2 and I am convinced I can direct a better show. Poor fight scene macro (micro choreo was really good BUT overall pacing was bad and just some dumb decision making), weird plot point choices, BUT no more random slomo!! 6.5/10 I'm mad about the wizard reveal
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Jacob @jakoby.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
People in Chicago do NOT know how to drive. I've had ATTEMPTS on my life by other drivers multiple times since I've been here.
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