Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 38ma rare “both goalies deserve a knife” game happening in detroit this evening 020
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1hthis is what you see right before gritty murders you in the night 020
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i am at the movies and i have a hot take: coke vs pepsi is nothing compared to sprite vs 7-up. you can take sprite out of my cold dead hands. 000
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026have the carolina hurricanes tried turning the goalscoring off and on again 020
Reposted by Jay ForsterDragan Bán ☘️🇮🇪 @paledragoncbus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE BLUE JACKETS ARE THE BEST HOCKEY TEAM IN THE WORLD 0141
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026wellness check on @gpwcbj.bsky.social after a power play goal on their first try 220
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s a good job werenski got his norris last season because it looks like this kid is gonna win it for the next decade straight 030
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ilya sorokin should be allowed to chase his team with hammers 001
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my new episode of the pod is doing uh, Real Numbers, and i am Afraid 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026katie strang is doing genuinely incredible and important work with the mayich ASU story, but every time i read one of her articles i have a physical reaction because of how angry i am. i had to take a lap of my apartment after the latest one 020
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i went to my first concert in 14 years tonight and let me tell you i am feeling it now 020
Reposted by Jay Forstersylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not reading that nyt tv show list 3641
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a rare “player genuinely didn’t know that was illegal” penalty in the jackets game, exciting 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026they’re calling these some of the most opinions of all time 210
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026week 2: every nfl team is bad again except for maybe the jets, which i didn’t think was allowed 100
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026today’s background noise is isles @ devils and they just called vitek vanecek a veteran goalie and i was like that can’t be right and the. i looked it up and he is in fact 30 years old and not 22 like he should be 020
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this might be a hot take but if you think the only thing standing between you and a roster spot is beating up another ahler then probably you weren’t gonna make the team anyway 111
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i have habs @ leafs on for background noise while i work and i forgot how funny preseason game special teams are, i love this power play unit that is mike matheson and children 240
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026working on something for my newsletter, cannot shake the fact that i am doing my best grandpa simpson impression about the Youth Of Today and their reading habits 121
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 17/09/20260 days since someone on youtube got mad that i don’t have an american accent 210
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is probably a skill issue on my part but i was truly unfamiliar with the level of macklemore’s game 100
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026jet greaves saying that when he was a kid he loved watching cam talbot on the rangers, so i looked it up and that was 2013-15 i am as old as the hills themselves 040
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026yesterday afternoon i learnt that warner brothers tried to give both the first and third harry potter movies to m night shymalan to direct and i haven't stopped thinking about it since 100
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my favourite bluesky NFL experience is opening the app to discover that somehow every team is losing, even the ones that are playing each other 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i know that it’s literally only prospect tournament season but we have to abolish the power play drop pass zone entry in all levels of hockey, i’m begging 020
Reposted by Jay Forsterdr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 13/09/2026announcer: let’s go to our rules expert, a guy who was a referee and is friends with all the referees rules expert: i think the referees did a great job on that call announcer: got it, thanks rules expert: they’re handsome too 15019
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026now listen, i love a crime procedural as much as the next person who was watching tv in the late 2000s early 2010s, but what do you mean there are twenty four seasons of NCIS 101
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026streak ended. who let this man make lady in the water. why. 111
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026at risk of being a debbie downer i think it’s bad when books are published by the estates of authors who have been dead for a decade 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026new reaction image for when the sports are bad just dropped 010
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the funny thing about this to me is that my favourite sandwich in the entire world is from a columbus restaurant and it's not this one so shoutout cbus for having the two best sandwiches in the world i guess 220
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026regret to announce i am still having fun with these movies, i dont know if the village is a good movie (and i suspect it isn’t) but it was really good to look at 000
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i truly know that this isn’t news to anyone but me because it’s 2026, but the sopranos is so fucking good 210
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026sent these three minutes apart to my michigan friend, ama 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if i had a nickel every time the victoire lost the walter cup, i’d have two nickels, but weird that it happened twice 141
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026potentially a very exciting job opportunity is floating around me right now, so i need everyone here to cross their fingers and their toes 050
Reposted by Jay ForsterJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email. 8067091153
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026can’t believe i’m 3/3 on watching m. night shyamalan movies for the first time and having a genuinely good time with it 100
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I read a lot of books last month, and watched an uncharacteristic amount of movies. So I thought I would talk about them: www.patreon.com/emptyshelves...patreon.comThe August 2026 Shelf | Emptying The ShelvesHello and welcome to the first of what I am going to do my best to write on the first of every month: The Shelf! This is going to be a quick 100
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 i entered a fugue state and wrote 4000 words tonight and i forgot how great it is to blink and emerge like you’ve been underwater for an hour with a piece of writing you were only vaguely conscious for the creation of on your screen 050
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026some favourite dudes to remember who definitely existed: 120
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026for reasons i am digging through my old hockey cards to see if there’s anything in there and my god, there are dudes in here being remembered that have never been remembered before 000
Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026if anyone's wondering how my day is going, i just misread my own spreadsheet and emailed a college with an interview request for a player who no longer plays there 100