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Jay Forster

@jakobforster.bsky.social
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internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 38m
a rare “both goalies deserve a knife” game happening in detroit this evening
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1h
this is what you see right before gritty murders you in the night
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am at the movies and i have a hot take: coke vs pepsi is nothing compared to sprite vs 7-up. you can take sprite out of my cold dead hands.
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have the carolina hurricanes tried turning the goalscoring off and on again
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Dragan Bán ☘️🇮🇪🪉 @paledragoncbus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE BLUE JACKETS ARE THE BEST HOCKEY TEAM IN THE WORLD
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wellness check on @gpwcbj.bsky.social after a power play goal on their first try
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s a good job werenski got his norris last season because it looks like this kid is gonna win it for the next decade straight
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ilya sorokin should be allowed to chase his team with hammers
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my new episode of the pod is doing uh, Real Numbers, and i am Afraid
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
katie strang is doing genuinely incredible and important work with the mayich ASU story, but every time i read one of her articles i have a physical reaction because of how angry i am. i had to take a lap of my apartment after the latest one
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i went to my first concert in 14 years tonight and let me tell you i am feeling it now
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not reading that nyt tv show list
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a rare “player genuinely didn’t know that was illegal” penalty in the jackets game, exciting
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they’re calling these some of the most opinions of all time
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ducks-sharks on pace for a 20-20 final score
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
week 2: every nfl team is bad again except for maybe the jets, which i didn’t think was allowed
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
today’s background noise is isles @ devils and they just called vitek vanecek a veteran goalie and i was like that can’t be right and the. i looked it up and he is in fact 30 years old and not 22 like he should be
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’m SHOCKED. SHOCKED. well not that shocked.
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this might be a hot take but if you think the only thing standing between you and a roster spot is beating up another ahler then probably you weren’t gonna make the team anyway
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i have habs @ leafs on for background noise while i work and i forgot how funny preseason game special teams are, i love this power play unit that is mike matheson and children
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
working on something for my newsletter, cannot shake the fact that i am doing my best grandpa simpson impression about the Youth Of Today and their reading habits
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
0 days since someone on youtube got mad that i don’t have an american accent
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is probably a skill issue on my part but i was truly unfamiliar with the level of macklemore’s game
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
jet greaves saying that when he was a kid he loved watching cam talbot on the rangers, so i looked it up and that was 2013-15 i am as old as the hills themselves
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yesterday afternoon i learnt that warner brothers tried to give both the first and third harry potter movies to m night shymalan to direct and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my favourite bluesky NFL experience is opening the app to discover that somehow every team is losing, even the ones that are playing each other
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i know that it’s literally only prospect tournament season but we have to abolish the power play drop pass zone entry in all levels of hockey, i’m begging
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am the cryptkeeper
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 13/09/2026
announcer: let’s go to our rules expert, a guy who was a referee and is friends with all the referees rules expert: i think the referees did a great job on that call announcer: got it, thanks rules expert: they’re handsome too
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
now listen, i love a crime procedural as much as the next person who was watching tv in the late 2000s early 2010s, but what do you mean there are twenty four seasons of NCIS
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
streak ended. who let this man make lady in the water. why.
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
at risk of being a debbie downer i think it’s bad when books are published by the estates of authors who have been dead for a decade
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new reaction image for when the sports are bad just dropped
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the funny thing about this to me is that my favourite sandwich in the entire world is from a columbus restaurant and it's not this one so shoutout cbus for having the two best sandwiches in the world i guess
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love pat, hate his guys, you know how it is
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
regret to announce i am still having fun with these movies, i dont know if the village is a good movie (and i suspect it isn’t) but it was really good to look at
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i truly know that this isn’t news to anyone but me because it’s 2026, but the sopranos is so fucking good
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sent these three minutes apart to my michigan friend, ama
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if i had a nickel every time the victoire lost the walter cup, i’d have two nickels, but weird that it happened twice
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
potentially a very exciting job opportunity is floating around me right now, so i need everyone here to cross their fingers and their toes
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
can’t believe i’m 3/3 on watching m. night shyamalan movies for the first time and having a genuinely good time with it
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I read a lot of books last month, and watched an uncharacteristic amount of movies. So I thought I would talk about them: www.patreon.com/emptyshelves...
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The August 2026 Shelf | Emptying The Shelves
Hello and welcome to the first of what I am going to do my best to write on the first of every month: The Shelf! This is going to be a quick
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what do you mean it’s september
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i entered a fugue state and wrote 4000 words tonight and i forgot how great it is to blink and emerge like you’ve been underwater for an hour with a piece of writing you were only vaguely conscious for the creation of on your screen
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
some favourite dudes to remember who definitely existed:
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they took DOLLY?
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
for reasons i am digging through my old hockey cards to see if there’s anything in there and my god, there are dudes in here being remembered that have never been remembered before
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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if anyone's wondering how my day is going, i just misread my own spreadsheet and emailed a college with an interview request for a player who no longer plays there
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