Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Despite the awful TikTok ads Ninja cannot make a bad product. Entering my old man slow cooker era 090
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can’t believe in 2026 Apple shared albums still don’t have a tagging and search feature 🙇🏼♂️ 100
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A crash out worthy of the reality tv gods, #bbuk back to its best 081
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Miley really complained the kids don’t wanna dance only to collate an album of her slowest songs 0101
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gays are so good at hiding their partners entire existence until their engagement announcement 0131
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I really don’t get the point of smart meters, like I’m gonna sit in with everything off 020
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People taking up a whole ass treadmill to go for a leisurely walk on a sunny day when there’s a park next door will never not make me pissed 🙃 040
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ITV have such a love island production head on… Where are the whacky 60 and 70 year olds #BBUK 072
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#BBUK age tally 18-19: 2 20s: 9 30s: 2 (30,31) 40s: 1 (44) 50s: 2 (53,57) 60s: 0 70+: 0 031
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do better ITV, they can work out the mole between them… only one not accounted for in a hotel 😅 #BBUK 000
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry but none of these housemates have been discreet about the fact they’ve been sharing hotels together all week Nice to see you… I mean meet you! #BBUK 021
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Philip’s look is close enough, welcome back David Potts #BBUK 032
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can’t believe I’ve lived in my flat 6 years this week 🥺 2530
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They created this as an unforgiving Mario kart track forgetting the F1 drivers can actually… drive 120
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mad-ring me when something interesting happens 😴 #SpanishGP 230
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mother Mother 🥹🥹🥹 It was very clear she was feeding us before a major lifestyle change. Did everyone think the MAYHEM / DWP2 back to back push was a coincidence - the gays have been fed lol 092
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I. Do not care. That you’ve used AI. To show me what you would have looked like in the 1980s. 1171
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Reallllllyyyyyy need Age of the Exhibitionist Vinyl but delivery to the UK is more than the record Miss Rebecca Black 000
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ninjas extreme presence on TikTok shop is giving me the right ick 030
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So many people in the UK feel mugged off by the eclipse last night… it was always partial. Can people not read 150
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Introduced myself to someone who replied Hi Jake met you beforestatic.klipy.comZara Larsson Side Eye Zara Larsson Locking InALT: Zara Larsson Side Eye Zara Larsson Locking In 1110
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026favorite Gaga song on each album that's not a single? The Fame - Summerboy The Fame Monster - So Happy I Could Die Born This Way - Heavy Metal Lover Artpop - Aura Joanne - John Wayne Chromatica - Replay MAYHEM - Killah 040
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It takes a lot for me to be THIS over something but the saxophones getting louder trend must stop now ffs 190
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have once again woke up mourning the fact the original Real Housewives of Sydney cast deserved 10 seasons. Not 1. 180
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Working the volume remote during a Christopher Nolan film is an Olympic sport 0120
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The Confessions II vinyl launch was absolutely wonderful, the variants are beautiful. Everyone loved it. Everyone except me… because, sadly, rough trade have only just bothered to despatch my preorder from April 040
Jake @jakeyouoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dictator MBS wants to join in on drive activities and be treated like a god but that’s NEVER going to happen with the utter shit show under his watch 060
