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Jake

@jakeup.bsky.social
308 followers 116 following 909 posts

Part-time cloud watcher, full-time mischief maker.

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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Vanessa Williams: You Nailed It!
ALT: Vanessa Williams: You Nailed It!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The rich are BEGGING to be eaten
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bet he was drinking an iced coffee when he was being interviewed.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was poetry
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's really quite awful
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Man with Curly Hair Says WUT Meme
ALT: Man with Curly Hair Says WUT Meme
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Facts. And no two playing fields have the same dimensions. ​A 305-foot fly ball is a home run down the right-field line at Fenway (302 feet), but a routine out at Wrigley (353 feet). Every ballpark has its own bizarre physical quirks to conquer... Milwaukee’s just happens to be on the Z-axis.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Got It - Man's Expressive Nod
ALT: Got It - Man's Expressive Nod
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Homer Simpson: Baby Made a Boom Boom
ALT: Homer Simpson: Baby Made a Boom Boom
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So embarrassing and shameful. Republican scum, all of them. No differentiation with mAgA rEpUbLiCaNs. All the same. Throw 'em all in a line and don't tell them where it leads.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Steve Harvey Crying While Drinking
ALT: Steve Harvey Crying While Drinking
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bUt... wHy DoN't WoMeN cOmE fOrWaRd?!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The shaking out will leave Tafoya rattled and curled up in the fetal position
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably jobs where you can bring iced coffee to the interview and still get the job.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old, broken bigot brains
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her brain NEEDS to be studied
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get her the fuck outta here. She's done. We don't want her anymore
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Play the hits!!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was no confusion, just incredible leadership.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, like, like.... Low IQ jackass
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Terrible decision
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Iced coffee
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Get out
ALT: Get out
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where Vance's mind goes... Telling.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yowza
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tim Robinson: He Was Just Joking Around
ALT: Tim Robinson: He Was Just Joking Around
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Good Vibes: Energetic Dancing in a Club
ALT: Good Vibes: Energetic Dancing in a Club
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SUUUUUUUPER intelligent, you guys!!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This means they didn't watch at all. They saw a trending video on social media and reposted with their garbage hot takes. Pathetic. Surprised they deleted.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
President Trump says "Don't bring iced coffee to an interview"
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make America Gaslit Always
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not a thing
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's not pretend the stroke didn't happen
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No ai. Yes waffles.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So good! 😂 They just do not make movies like this anymore
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Nun Skateboard
ALT: Nun Skateboard
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looooooove Champagne and all her adventures!! 🥂
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sure, whatever, cool, neat. Pew pewwww
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gross old man
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck. Him. Up.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You just love domestic violence, don't you? Fucking moron
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Lewis Capaldi's Wide-Eyed Reaction
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Homeruns? No thank you. Just:
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Ollie Boop: Consistent Boops with a Kitten
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can't disavow all dat shhhhmoney
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Nope Brennan Huff from Step Brothers
ALT: Nope Brennan Huff from Step Brothers
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So embarrassing
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
JD's jokes crash harder than a jet!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looking like the reflecting pool!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Man in Jersey Points as 'Stupid' Appears
ALT: Man in Jersey Points as 'Stupid' Appears
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Chris Farley That Is Correct
ALT: Chris Farley That Is Correct
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Norm Macdonald: Deeply Closeted Humor
ALT: Norm Macdonald: Deeply Closeted Humor
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