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Jake

@jakeup.bsky.social
311 followers 117 following 941 posts

Part-time cloud watcher, full-time mischief maker.

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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just responded to your shit post. Turn off replies if you are so hurt.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Listen to this blah call of a sac fly putting the Crew up by 2.... 😴😴😴
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥴
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And yet...
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The SEVENTY Sixers?
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The pan over is great too:
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He can't go 12 hours without a "Sir..." lie
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Y'know what Republicans are thinking...
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cheers to Champagne... It's so stupid & I love it!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Don't hit Leah. Just click.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
She's so fragile. What a pathetic person
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
She's. A. Nutjob!!!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
She's ALWAYS doing this. It's pathetic.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you need your campy itch scratched!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I knew homie lit up some chunky blunts but damn.... Don't have heroes y'all.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Still buzzing from last night’s St. Paul show. Jens Lekman was warm, funny, sincere & totally crushed it. Great flow through the new album, readings by David Levithan, and classics like Black Cab & Nina. Yeemz charmed as an opener, and On a Pier on the Hudson stole the night. #jenslekmam #music
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Reminder of this interaction with her staff:
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
?
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Just in case we're not talking about the same interaction:
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Golly... Why would Kevin Kruse provide all this extra context? He must be a big ol' stupid fucking weirdo!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Lol, that was literally his shtick.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Sandi says YOU are the problem. 😂
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Found the villain!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Pssst, stop elevating shit posting edgelords (likely Russian bot farms) on the Hitler website. You're part of the problem.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's a triumph!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Sending you love, my friend. He was the absolute best.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
An aura we can only dream of!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
His aura was unmatched!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Absolute gem
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Pure aura
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