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jakethescienceguy (he/him)

@jakethescienceguy.bsky.social
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My cat is plotting my demise and my only hope of survival is if you reply to my posts with pictures of your pets

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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This game has occupied all conscious thought for the last 2 weeks now, it’s so good
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just got my back blown out
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ten years ago if you told me I would one day follow InfoWars I would have spit on you but here we are
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Trump post is ai generated, I’m sure of it
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tomorrow the new Fire Emblem comes out and I’m so fucking excited I need today to be over NOW
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Kristen 👻 @ghostapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I need everyone to stop posting pics of their dead dogs under cute dog videos. I don’t wanna scroll the comments and start crying!!! Please start catering your entire internet existence to me
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CNN should be fucking embarrassed for this
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This past weekend I beat Baldurs Gate 3 Honor Mode for the first time and with that got the final achievement for the game. Truly it’s one of my favorite games of all time, I love it so much
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zwicky calling people spherical bastards is one of the only things I remember learning about in undergrad physics
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bully shouts "fight me, loser" at a random guy. The guy holds up a Pokéball to which the bully replies "a Pokéball? What are you? Some sort of asshole?" The man puts the pokéball up to his forehead, closes his eyes and says "Bees... I choose you!" The man throws the pokéball and a swarm of bees emerge, stinging the fleeing assailant.
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fucking Nathan Fielder?!? My god this is going to be ask insane piece of media
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Growing up my family would put sugar in cereal like Rice Krispies or Cheerios but it turns out most people don’t do that. My sister did it in college at the dorm cafeteria and her friend all said what the fuck
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The people have spoken
Email text showing approval for requested time off on September 17th
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton single handedly did more for children than literally any conservative ideal ever
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The real reason I drink so much monster these days
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One like on this skeet and I take the day off work for the release of Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave next month so I can play it all day
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Accidentally” it was very on purpose and I’m not naming names
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This man is both evil and stupid
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sam does this fighting Shelob at the end of two towers
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stella jo 🔜 PAX U! @stelllajo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@ TTRPG PERFORMERS!!! are you going to pax unplugged?? do you love stardew valley?? i'm looking for 1-2 more players for a potential stardew-themed actual play!! lmk if you're interested 👇
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Chat I’m starting to think that Amazon might be evil
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/08/2026
This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These same people scream and cry communism when you suggest that some wealthy folks pay more in taxes. This pivot to “abundance will provide for you” is so disingenuous
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Surprised fans” and “unrelated panel” don’t really match up here…
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Bill Hader's Stefon: Oh! That's Terrible! SNL
Alt: Bill Hader's: Oh! That's Terrible! SNL
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Final Fantasy 16 really said to me “oh you killed the game all this time? How about the worst boss fight in history? It has seemingly unavoidable attacks that will do 90% of your health as well as a sequence that instakills if you don’t do the boss’s entire health bar in like 60 seconds”
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Breaking News: Old conservative yells at clouds, blaming immigrants and the woke left for the fact that women don’t want to associate with him Fuck this old man, he can keep being lonely
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pssh, amateurs. Real pros like me don’t need advice on how to start again, we can’t stop ourselves from starting again, it happens like magic
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/07/2026
This is Cookie. She's a big proponent of reusable shopping bags. Partly for the environment, but mostly for naps. 12/10 (TT: all.themunchies)
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ive been considering developing a parasocial relationship with bluey
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s weird how different my life is compared to 2 years ago
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/07/2026
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Post a character you love and tag two mutuals to do the same 🫴✨ @trianthania.bsky.social @ahvahhediting.com
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Am Nico
Alt: Nico Robin from One Piece casually sitting while holding her head with her hand underneath her chin
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Does anybody have advice on how to win the lottery it’s really important so that i can stop going to work
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Hina, Sasha, Momo, and Kikko. They just got in line behind their turtle friend. Not sure what the line is even for, but man is it moving slow. 12/10 for all (IG: yokokikuchi_ks)
four shiba inus sit in a row in a white kitchen. farthest away is a tan shiba that looks at us slightly impatiently. next to her is two black and white shibas. one of them looks at us, unsure of what to do next, while the older, wiser black and white shiba sits with an air of experience. she's done this before. closest to us is an all white shiba who is looking down at a tortoise on the floor next to her.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 24/06/2026
This is Lady and Piper. Lady really loves playing fetch. Maybe even enough for the two of them. 13/10 for both (TT: rachaelsteinle)
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
World’s first trillionaire says he cut millions of dollars of important funding because he wasn’t being given access to children
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
why do they have vegan meat in every flavour and type except human. cowards
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I first started using Twitter in 2009 and have been chronically online and using it for the whole time since then. I deleted my accounts once Elon Musk turned it into the world’s largest producer of csam
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I already read this section of the One Piece manga but I’m at the Kuma backstory episodes of watching the anime and I love Kuma and Bonney so much. This shit is gonna make me cry
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m not kidding that literally minutes ago I was thinking about how I definitely fell for some of the propaganda for her and now she goes and says “don’t worry here’s a real reason to hate me”
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Chat is this true
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/06/2026
This is Penny. She found the perfect stick today and is determined to retrieve it. Hasn’t moved an inch so far, but her human didn't raise a quitter. 13/10 (IG: aussies_exploregon)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/06/2026
This is Beau. He's got a date tonight. Put on his best and only bowtie. Needs you to straighten it for him, if you don't mind. 12/10 (IG: usandourgoldens)
a photo of Beau, a fluffy golden retriever puppy, sitting on a hardwood floor wearing a navy blue bow tie. the cream-colored puppy tilts his head slightly toward the camera with a sweet, curious expression, looking dressed up for a special occasion.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He looks like those old Airhead commercials where their heads would expand but like at the exact beginning of the expansion
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jakethescienceguy (he/him) @jakethescienceguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Luigi Intensifies Meme - Luigi Mangione
Alt: Luigi Intensifies Meme - Luigi Mangione
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