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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Today proves that Bluesky is just as unhinged as everywhere else.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The most recent post on my feed is from four months ago.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If you enjoyed “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” may I recommend “Oliver Bell and the Infinite Multiverse?” For sale now at Galleon Books, Canada.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

@emmadmiller.bsky.social Please consider purchasing a copy and leaving a review. “Oliver Bell and the Infinite Multiverse,” will make you laugh. You’ll be helping a great publisher. The picture in the link is actually for Brent’s book. Mine has the moth guy. galleonbooks.ca/direct-orders/

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Galleon Books Canada @galleon-books.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Next release, @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social , order info on website next week.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

When you access obstructed kidneys for a living, you get used to someone else peeing your pants.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

My son’s main accomplishment in this year’s science fair has been making our house smell like a urinal at a sports bar.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I’ve watched a YouTube video of a man turning plastic gloves into hot sauce using chemistry four or five times. I’m not sure what survival scenario would have to transpire in order for me to need this knowledge.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

Thought I’d share this one. Just finished writing it. youtu.be/gILPeZ7KP1A?...

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

I’ve listened to Charles Dickens “A Christmas Carol,” twice this year. What a great story!

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

2023 - wife - gloves and scarf Secretary - gloves and scarf Mother in law - gloves and scarf I am turning into Dr.Ed from White Mythology.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

Son, nobody is born bad. They are, however, born uninteresting, which is arguably worse.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Forgot to share this review. Great read. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Thanks Steven, and The Miramichi Reader team. miramichireader.ca/2023/11/gran...

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

I’m finding it hard to sit and read and relax lately. Just feeling distracted I guess. I’ll be two pages in, and think “where the fuck did I put the Christmas ornaments?” Then I have to investigate like Nancy fucking Drew.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

To be honest, I’d be perfectly happy to write the great Armenian novel.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

I’m now listening to White Mythology on audiobook. I’ve never read the same book back to back, but this is a terrific read, and I want to make sure I take it all in. Were I an English prof, I’d teach this one. Of course, were I an English prof, I’d be fired.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

This came in the mail today. Looking forward to it. Just need some time to read and catch up!

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

I think they missed a big opportunity for a Followup to Legally Blonde called “Blonde Justice,” in which Reese Witherspoon is a Supreme Court nominee.

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

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Jake Swan @jakeswanwriter.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

White Mythology by a cozy fireplace this evening. Purple West in the shitter for when nature calls. Altogether a pretty decent setup. I’m going to miss both these books when they’re done.

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