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ceej @ceej.online · 23/04/2026
ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
shout out to the obviously zonked guy with beet-red eyes on this flight between denver and seattle, you are absolutely on the right flight
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Adobe Acrobat popup that says "this appears to be a long document, would you like an AI summary?" and, folks, The document is 6 pages long. End times, decline of humanity, et cetera, and so on
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
the biggest way I've changed in the past year is probably my ability to spell afidavitt affedavit affidavet affiddavit afeedaveet look at all the ways I can spell it!
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I can't believe they banned Marvel Snap
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year, you filthy animals
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
People are always saying Nosferatu this, Nosferatu that When will we start saying Yesferatu
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Michael Smith @scriptfinch.itch.io · 17/12/2024
We made a game! It's got things to say! And then it says them! God, bless! It's called "Lore & Order". Isn't that good? I think so. Play it here, if you're hankering some serious conservative brainrot on this lovely Monday evening. It's not mine tho. scriptfinch.itch.io/loreandorder #VeloxTurbo2
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Lore & Order by Michael Smith, jakeshep, teletuu, olivia/lunamakaio, CD-RR0M 💿
Do the law. Be the law. It's cool, actually.
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Michael Smith @scriptfinch.itch.io · 14/12/2024
Our lil jam team is chugging along, I thought I'd share one of the five jurors you'll meet in our game — he's utterly charming, ostensibly neutral, and a loyal servant to facts and logic. 😌 Shoutout to @jakeshepherd.bsky.social for the blurb and @teletuu.bsky.social for the sketch! #VeloxTurbo2
A silhouette of a demon. His description reads: The radical centrist academic is a mainstay of liberal and conservative columns and TV punditry alike. Despite their claims of neutrality, they somehow always end up agreeing with the conservatives. Don’t be fooled by this Harvard-educated WASP — they actually grew up in a little-known place in western Virginia (the western part of the state of Virginia, to be clear). Everyone in their hometown loves them, just don’t ask anyone about their book, “The Problem With Appalachia Is The People.” This demon loves a good debate, and one of the main problems with this country is that nobody will debate them. Backing up every sentence with an out-of-context quote or just straight up lying about what a study says, this demon doesn’t understand what everyone’s so upset about — they’re ”just asking questions.”
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Michael Smith @scriptfinch.itch.io · 13/12/2024
First 17 hours of Velox went exactly as smoothly as the first day of a four-day game jam should go. Fear not, these are not even spoilers 😌 #VeloxTurbo2
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Michael Smith @scriptfinch.itch.io · 13/12/2024
Proud to announce I'll be working with fellow Velox Turbo veterans @lunamakaio.bsky.social , @rombuffer.bsky.social , and @teletuu.bsky.social (and also @jakeshepherd.bsky.social hi jake) on something extra spicy and extremely not political since I never do that kind of thing : ) #VeloxTurbo2
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Our long national nightmare of "jake is on plane" is almost over
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Michael Smith @scriptfinch.itch.io · 22/11/2024
Hi! I'm Michael Smith, and I like to write interactive fiction. Choices and nodes and stuff! 😌 I recently revamped a jam game that I'm very proud of: It's called "Carcinogen". Play it in your browser here: scriptfinch.itch.io/carcinogen
A scary crab telling you, "The sooner you acclimate to these particular market conditions, the better." From my game, Carcinogen. A scary crab asking you, "Is that what's meant for all of us?" From my game, Carcinogen.
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
rapspionage
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
The golden rule: Dune 2 others as you would have them Dune 2 you
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
ask not what your country can dune 2 you, but rather what you can dune 2 your country
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
It took the groupchat .02 seconds to cast this
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shep @jakeshepherd.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Call me the mailman cause I'm about to deliver some post
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