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Jake Robins

@jakerobins.com
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Space Geek, Web Developer, YouTuber, 🇨🇦 in 🇲🇽, host of @offnom

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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 24/09/2026
we're live with daniel drew to talk about spark the titan space balls???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=O845...
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Episode 258 (with Daniel Drew)
YouTube video by Off-Nominal
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 22/09/2026
I'm taking on new clients! If you're a business owner looking to enhance your web products, build internal tools, develop a mobile application, or otherwise level up your business with software, give me a shout! jakerobins.com
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 01/04/2026
Been off socials for a while Anything going on in space today
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 02/08/2025
Me when someone calls someone else fat: “Cut it out, that’s disrespectful and small.” Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 05/06/2025
How’s everyone feeling about being a Space Fan this week #wellnesscheck
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 04/06/2025
Absolute legend www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Marc Garneau, 1st Canadian astronaut in space, dead at age 76 | CBC News
Former astronaut and cabinet minister Marc Garneau has died. He was 76.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 28/04/2025
Welp, if you were one of the many listeners who helped fund our WeMartians travel grant back in 2019 and send Áine to LPSC, you’ve now officially been personally affected by the DEI executive order nonsense. An extraordinary level of petty.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 24/01/2025
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 19/01/2025
Host your own content, folks. And support independent, community-governed, and open source platforms at the same time. Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 19/01/2025
When you last visited Mexico, you may have sampled at least one Corona. Locals, however, know the best way to experience this culture is by having Three Coronas.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 18/01/2025
the "Peasants" meme format, with three aristrocratic looking men looking down on people. The caption reads "Me, having never downloaded TikTok"
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 16/01/2025
When you’re indecisive about grain
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 09/01/2025
I shared some thoughts about Mars Sample Return jakerobins.com/blog/mars-sa...
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Mars Sample Return: On the Knife's Edge
With the re-election of Donald Trump as President, Mars Sample Return's future is as murky as ever
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 07/01/2025
Mead update! My ongoing Cyser recipe is coming out nicely, and I started a new low-alcohol batch. jakerobins.com/blog/the-mea...
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The Mead Diaries, Volume 6
I learn some things about yeast nutrients and kick off a new batch
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top! The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭 Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro... Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 05/12/2024
We hardly talked about space butt plugs at all
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Netflix @netflix.com · 03/12/2024
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 05/12/2024
Go look at Venus and the crescent moon tonight. They’re right next to each other.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 05/12/2024
Gonna take a hiatus from the internet, just found out Dinosaurs is on Disney Plus
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 04/12/2024
What happens when you really like an artist that isn’t that big
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 04/12/2024
Facebook, showing me the worst low-effort garbage algo content ever: "Did you like this content or do you want to see less of it?" Me: *clicks "see less of it"* Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while." WTF
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 03/12/2024
You ever have a loaf of bread so good it’s a religious experience?
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 01/12/2024
Do you ever just stop and realize that narwhals are real
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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Spooky #Mars June 13, 2022 Captured by the Perseverance rover - Sol 467 Credit image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU Color processing by the Mastcam-Z team 🔭🧪
a red-toned photography of a rather spooky rock standing on a sloppy ground
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 30/11/2024
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 28/11/2024
Thanksgiving Dinner Menu: 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 27/11/2024
If you were like me, a Star Wars fan that never got in to the animated series because you don’t watch cartoons, this PSA is for you. You’re missing out on fantastic stories, incredible characters, and a deep backstory to enrich your experiences with Andor, the Mandalorian and Ashoka.
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
PSA: Be weary of content #scraper accounts on this platform. They are popping up in large numbers and share stolen images (i.e. without credit or permission), often for their own monetary gain and without any valuable context. 🔭 (1/6)
@allabtgalaxy profile page, 68K followers, with an AI generated profile picture.
First post shows the Heart nebula, the picture was stolen from Trevor Jones (Astrobackyard) and he is not credited in the post. spaceinanutshell profile, followed by 3.4K people, the first image shows an illustration of a black hole that has been reposted on other similar accounts hundreds of times before. No idea if this is a real illustration or AI.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 23/11/2024
Is there anything more soothing to a busy mind than pressure washing the patio?
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Off-Nominal @offnom.com · 21/11/2024
we're going live with adrian beil to talk starship and more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NODS...
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Episode 176
YouTube video by Off-Nominal
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 21/11/2024
Such an important topic here, Eric really nailed it. There's been a lot of dogma in procurement policies (Fixed Price Good Cost Plus Bad!) but doing great things in space is a complex multi-dimensional problem. You can't just write "Fixed price" on a contract and get sudden success.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 21/11/2024
This is a super cool setup to enable search on a static web site, with great progressive enhancement, too. Clever use of WASM!
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 21/11/2024
I continue to be uncomfortable with just how many asteroids zip by us inside the Moon’s orbit or even inside the GEO belt who haves designations that start with [CURRENT YEAR]
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 20/11/2024
Twelve years ago today, I made the whitest looking Thai food ever
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 18/11/2024
It’s really incredible to see Bluesky at the top of the App Store, ahead of some of the most popular apps out there! Keep this growth going!!
An App Store screenshot showing Bluesky social #1, ahead of CorncobTV+, Feed Eggs, and Dan Flashes Menswear apps
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 18/11/2024
Sometimes I think about how we have an instant event like the K-Pg boundary (dinosaur extinction) that we can only precisely date within 100,000 years or so, which is also toughly the amount of time humans have spent outside of Africa.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 17/11/2024
ur not a refugee: you’ve just signed up for a new social network
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 16/11/2024
I found the back cover of our TV remote chewed all to hell by the dog. I can’t find the part with the buttons and the batteries. 💀
A black plastic TV remote part, full of dog chew marks
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 13/11/2024
Starting to feel more and more like Bluesky has a chance to stand up on its own two feet and not just be niche platform. I'd like that - it's a lot closer technologically and idealistically to the kind of thing I want in a social media site.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 13/11/2024
No YOU spent 15 dollars on couple of vanilla beans for a batch of mead that probably won’t even be that good anyway
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 12/11/2024
We just kicked over to a new Mars Year (Ls 0), which you can see on my live Mars Time website (marsti.me). You can also input your birthday you find out your Mars birthday and get email reminders. My Mars birthday just happened to line up with the end of the year this year so I just got it!
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Marsti.me
Learn about tracking time on the planet Mars.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Happy New Year on Mars! Today's the Martian equinox, bringing spring to the northern hemisphere and autumn to the southern, the beginning of Mars Year 38. www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
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Happy New Year on Mars
12 November 2024 marks the start of a new year on Mars. At exactly 10:32 CET/09:32 UTC on Earth, the Red Planet begins a new orbit around our Sun.
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Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Dust Storm Conditions over Mars ' North Polar Cap Full size video: flic.kr/p/2qtp1Vt 🔭 Full size 5k image: flic.kr/p/2qto3Uy Credits: Processing: AndreaLuck CC BY Raw Data: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin ESA Mars Express 2006-11-16 All timestamps & additional info are available on Flickr in the links above.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 10/11/2024
Cat party on my roof. The orange one is approximately 184 years old and can’t see or hear.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 10/11/2024
Seeing more and more GDPR-like prompts where the only option is “Accept all Cookies”. Why bother? This isn’t compliant and is annoying to have to “choose” the only option.
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 09/11/2024
When your wife the coeliac is out of town
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 09/11/2024
I don’t care what anyone says, the Coca-Cola Oreos slap
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 09/11/2024
Spot the chicken Maya has zero’d in on
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Jake Robins @jakerobins.com · 09/11/2024
When you’re just trying to watch Star Wars but the dog has other ideas
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Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Hey space folks! If you’re into breathtaking space images, here’s a list of Bluesky accounts run by talented space image processors. They share original content, no need for dodgy content aggregators on Bluesky. Let’s support and share the original sources, shall we? ;) 🔭 go.bsky.app/PUXRaYf
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