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The Nix

@jakenixnet.bsky.social
131 followers 232 following 266 posts

Writer, Actor, Film maker, Music maker, Former pro sports mascot, Theater manager, Bartender, Occasional Batman.

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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How could I have a plan B? I don’t even have a plan A
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuffed down his pants. bartender asks him what the deal is, and the pirate says “arr it’s driving me nuts!”
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Booked another show and this one is a male lead. I’m killing it
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I remembered someone’s name wrong and now I feel bad
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Still true. Wish me luck on my Little Mermaid audition
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A thunderstorm on my birthday in July is crazy
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Where were you during the Great Depression?” I don’t have to stand here getting disrespected by 23 year olds. You’re an adult. We are peers. I’m not that old. Don’t be a dick.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not much makes me nervous, but auditioning for shows is crazy
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People in full face paint looking sad that their sports team lost
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The truth is everyone achieves greatness. The only difference is the size of the audience. ❤️
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Endure, o heart. At other times, you have endured worse. Says Skeletor comforting Panthor after he lost his favorite toy (he destroyed it.)
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ll say one thing though, I’m really good at masking my nerves and pretending I’m not freaking out
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I feel insane right now.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As with most things in my life, I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m gonna go do it anyway
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Invited the crush to see cheesy b horror movie Frankenhooker on Friday. Got the “Ah fun. No thanks though.”
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a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Even when life is good, it’s hard. Give yourself some grace.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Excerpt from the Sound on Stage review of She Loves Me. Come see it. It’s a good show. 😎
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Excerpt from the Sound on Stage review of She Loves Me. Come see it. It’s a good show. 😎
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ok my crush is pansexual. That’s, like, all of them. I fall under that heading! So you’re telling me there’s a chance 😎
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I walk in multiple worlds. In some circles, I’m the functional, successful one who’s got it together. In others, I’m a fucken degenerate. I guess just code switch as necessary?
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I spent my day in my backyard practicing choreography with my shirt off trying to get some sun. The sheep remain unimpressed.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have a Big crush on
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I like American Gladiators because it’s half WWE and half Ninja Warrior
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I just saw a kid hitting a tree with a stick and having the best time of his life. I wish I was that easily entertained.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I am broke
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Holy crap I am working with professionals
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I don’t want to be at work. I want to go sing and dance and play pretend with my friends and maybe do some flirts with a pretty girl.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I had the honor of helping a friend propose to his girlfriend today. I was in charge of the ruse that got her to come to the spot where it happened, the rehearsal hall they first got to know each other. I love love ❤️
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hey listen, hate that I have to say this, but Nazis are bad. They suck and they’re bad.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Watch Jury Duty on Prime. The new season too, company retreat. Anthony seems like the coolest dude
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just got cast in another play. I am a paid, working actor.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Happy birthday to Cold Stone Steve Ice Cream! #Austin316
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so basically what we have here is an outdoor shot with a rock wall cliffy looking background. There are three people, humans, standing together. Their hands are up and raised as if they're going over the drop of a roller coaster, but in actuality, they are in this moment sort of disintegrating. You can see their faces and arms and lower half, dressed in while linen, but the midsection of each person is sort exploding and disappearing and on fire. Layers are removed, so you see bones and some organs and I imagine if you kept watching this disintegration would work its way outward and a second later they'd basically be toast. No caption, just a fun and happy light hearted Saturday Star Trek post!
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sometimes I see in tv credits “so and so as Drunk Guy” or something similar and I’m like, I could do that! I’m a drunk guy! So yeah, waiting for the tv credits to roll in
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The most cringe shit in the world is people typing prompts into AI and thinking they’re “artists” You didn’t do that. It’s stolen from actual artists. You suck.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/02/2026
The King is mad
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I know a guy who told me he’s ok with being a “piece of shit”after things didn’t work out with women he knew and it’s giving me sexual predator vibes and I hate it
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sometimes I feel like a mess. Then I look at the people around me and realize maybe I’m not doing so bad.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m in a play. I got mentioned in a review. Maybe come see it. Centerstage Theatre in Federal way is a great theater. We put on good shows
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m not gonna go into detail on the internet, but trust me when I say I’m killing it this week
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a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I bowled a personal best 232 tonight please celebrate me.
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I fucken hate AI slop. It’s happening in commercials now and I also hate commercials. What if creative people made cool shit and we weren’t beholden to American hypercapitalism. That would be cool, right?
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’m in a play. Come see my stupid ass
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I love Star Trek but Starfleet Academy is deeply silly in uncomfortable ways. The Klingon is named Jayden
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Being a left wing dude who can be friends with conservatives is exhausting sometimes but dialogue is good. We can’t always stay in our echo chambers if we want the world to be better
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I generally feel bad about the term “guilty pleasure” when it comes to tv because hey like what you like, but I genuinely feel bad about myself for watching all of beast games
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We are frail bags of meat ☹️
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The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Go hawks
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