The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How could I have a plan B? I don’t even have a plan A 010 1
Reposted by The NixFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuffed down his pants. bartender asks him what the deal is, and the pirate says “arr it’s driving me nuts!” 68712 87
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Booked another show and this one is a male lead. I’m killing it 120 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I remembered someone’s name wrong and now I feel bad 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Still true. Wish me luck on my Little Mermaid audition 120 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“Where were you during the Great Depression?” I don’t have to stand here getting disrespected by 23 year olds. You’re an adult. We are peers. I’m not that old. Don’t be a dick. 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Not much makes me nervous, but auditioning for shows is crazy 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026People in full face paint looking sad that their sports team lost 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The truth is everyone achieves greatness. The only difference is the size of the audience. ❤️ 040 4
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ll say one thing though, I’m really good at masking my nerves and pretending I’m not freaking out 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026As with most things in my life, I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m gonna go do it anyway 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Invited the crush to see cheesy b horror movie Frankenhooker on Friday. Got the “Ah fun. No thanks though.”media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button . 000 0
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Even when life is good, it’s hard. Give yourself some grace. 020 2
Reposted by The NixThe Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Excerpt from the Sound on Stage review of She Loves Me. Come see it. It’s a good show. 😎 011 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Excerpt from the Sound on Stage review of She Loves Me. Come see it. It’s a good show. 😎 011 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Ok my crush is pansexual. That’s, like, all of them. I fall under that heading! So you’re telling me there’s a chance 😎 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I walk in multiple worlds. In some circles, I’m the functional, successful one who’s got it together. In others, I’m a fucken degenerate. I guess just code switch as necessary? 110 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I spent my day in my backyard practicing choreography with my shirt off trying to get some sun. The sheep remain unimpressed. 030 3
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I like American Gladiators because it’s half WWE and half Ninja Warrior 030 3
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I just saw a kid hitting a tree with a stick and having the best time of his life. I wish I was that easily entertained. 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I don’t want to be at work. I want to go sing and dance and play pretend with my friends and maybe do some flirts with a pretty girl. 130 3
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I had the honor of helping a friend propose to his girlfriend today. I was in charge of the ruse that got her to come to the spot where it happened, the rehearsal hall they first got to know each other. I love love ❤️ 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Hey listen, hate that I have to say this, but Nazis are bad. They suck and they’re bad. 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Watch Jury Duty on Prime. The new season too, company retreat. Anthony seems like the coolest dude 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Just got cast in another play. I am a paid, working actor. 2290 29
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Happy birthday to Cold Stone Steve Ice Cream! #Austin316 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Sometimes I see in tv credits “so and so as Drunk Guy” or something similar and I’m like, I could do that! I’m a drunk guy! So yeah, waiting for the tv credits to roll in 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026The most cringe shit in the world is people typing prompts into AI and thinking they’re “artists” You didn’t do that. It’s stolen from actual artists. You suck. 220 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I know a guy who told me he’s ok with being a “piece of shit”after things didn’t work out with women he knew and it’s giving me sexual predator vibes and I hate it 100 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Sometimes I feel like a mess. Then I look at the people around me and realize maybe I’m not doing so bad. 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m in a play. I got mentioned in a review. Maybe come see it. Centerstage Theatre in Federal way is a great theater. We put on good shows 020 2
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I’m not gonna go into detail on the internet, but trust me when I say I’m killing it this weekmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !ALT: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse ! 030 3
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I bowled a personal best 232 tonight please celebrate me. 140 4
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I fucken hate AI slop. It’s happening in commercials now and I also hate commercials. What if creative people made cool shit and we weren’t beholden to American hypercapitalism. That would be cool, right? 152 5
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I love Star Trek but Starfleet Academy is deeply silly in uncomfortable ways. The Klingon is named Jayden 110 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Being a left wing dude who can be friends with conservatives is exhausting sometimes but dialogue is good. We can’t always stay in our echo chambers if we want the world to be better 010 1
The Nix @jakenixnet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I generally feel bad about the term “guilty pleasure” when it comes to tv because hey like what you like, but I genuinely feel bad about myself for watching all of beast games 020 2