JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's fun when a real stupid idea kinda works out. Turns out fast bluegrass works really well with classic jungle. Bout to make the most niche track ever. 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Seeing that apple is doing a neuromancer adaptation makes me wonder if we'll ever get book of the new sun as a TV series. If it got the dunk n egg treatment, I'd be very happy. #booksky 051 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The invisible girl episode of Buffy is so fuckin stupid. Why does she have super strength? Where did the FBI come from? Wtf were the writers smoking when they wrote the ending? It's been decades, and this shit still keeps me up at night. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026UK chefs saying French words with a full French accent but then still pronouncing the t in fillet will never not be funny to me 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Got some new music for y'all youtu.be/y96o8--sxz8youtu.beDeadh34d - FlotsamYouTube video by JakeMakesMusic 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Things I learned setting up a fish tank for my kid: - driftwood floats (in hindsight, this seems obvious) - my 5 gal tank is actually 10 gal - don't waste 3 hours trying to boil 5 gal of water on the stove when you own a turkey fryer 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I love food, but I *loathe* chef-y bullshit. Just let a good dish be a good dish, quit trying to fuckin elevate simple things. I just want fish and chips, I don't need fuckin mahi mahi with lime dusted fries and a fuckin citrus crema. Cod. Nice glassy fries. Tartar sauce.media.tenor.coma man with a ring on his finger is clappingALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Used pretty cheap grits, so they could've been better, but the shrimp, sausage, and gravy fuckin BANGED. Also I realize this is far too few scallions if you're Cajun, or far too many if you're a normal person. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Me, trying to watch an in-network baseball game without cablemedia.tenor.coma man wearing headphones is sitting in a chair in front of a computer monitor .ALT: a man wearing headphones is sitting in a chair in front of a computer monitor . 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Everybody else has suggested square space etc, so I'll say that if you really want to do it yourself, checkout bootstrap. DM me if you have questions or anything if you want. 221 0
Reposted by JakeMakesMusicNew Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 25/03/2026Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested: 9078333221 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Why's the adobe ad behind the umpire look photoshopped? Did netflix super impose an adobe ad over another ad? The batter looks like a force ghost from episode 6. #openingDay #mlb 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Gambled on Crimson Desert today, and hot damn, I think this shit is my jam. It's *good* so far. Like, serious risk to my job productivity good. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Serving size: 2/3rds of a spear. Vlassic, what fuckin psychopath decided that? Are you supposed to just throw the ass-end of the pickle back in the jar??? 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Posts with replies disabled are always the hottest takes too. It's like rage-baiting without the courage to commit to it. 2100 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Holy shit what a start to the season. The first 10 laps had more action than all of last year, this shit rips. #formula1 #godDamnItFerrariHowdYouFuckThatUp 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Bro was afraid of the UV spectrum, you might be right. 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Checking out Blood West and yappin' about catfish www.twitch.tv/JakeMakesMusic 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yeah, I'm kind of annoyed that they didn't at least also include red and green in the GBA emulator that comes with NSO. Like, they finally release something I would actually want to use my NSO sub for, and they don't even include it in that collection. Just a "fuck you, give us another $20." 110 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is one of the best covers of this song ever by possibly the best tech death band to ever exist. youtu.be/fhRWH_blPKk?...youtu.beNecrophagist - Intro + Crystal Mountain [Death cover] (Live 2002)YouTube video by Ian Gillan 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Hell yeah man, congrats. That's a fine lookin wallet. 110 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Just doing a little idle dance like a Jet Set Radio character when I don't have anything to do 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The band that does migration? Fuck yeah, those guys rule 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Hard agree on this, BUT Lego are fun too. Then again, if Tamiya would just make some modern fucking F1 kits, I probably wouldn't be buying Lego anymore 🤔 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Me, who's been playing Diablo since 1997media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a desk with a computer and a phoneALT: a man is standing in front of a desk with a computer and a phone 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026What's the adult equivalent of a go kart? I need one. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Can't believe @civvie11.bsky.social has covered BioMenace *and* Gunman Chronicles, those are probably two of the most obscure games I could think of. Wonder if he'll do Project IGI one of these days. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Finally got around to Godzilla Minus One today, and holy shit I was not prepared for that. Why didn't anybody warn me that a fuckin Godzilla movie was gonna make me wanna cry??? 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Took my wife out for sushi, cheesecake, and kart racing like a proper gentleman 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026They added some really incredible QoL changes and new end game content. As somebody who wasted, like, entire years of my teenage life on Diablo 2, I'm stoked lmao. 110 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I was *deep* into new Diablo 2 content while the state of play was going on. Apparently I missed a new Castlevania AND a new Legacy of Kain? What else got announced tonight? Body Harvest 2? 110 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It's killing me that I have actual work to do today. There's a new character in Diablo 2 for the first time in 26 years, and I just want to call out, go live, and be a disgusting little loot goblin. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Let me just grab my ti foil real quick, but it would explain the massive increase in sports betting advertisement the past few years... 020 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My dad wanted to name me either Butch or Bubba. Thankfully, my mom won that argument. 020 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!" - People who are really bad at determining the size of objects at a distance 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I didn't realize how many people were paying for Discord Nitro until today. Anyway, were moving back to AIM, yeah? 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I made the mistake of adding a "Dead Air" sound alert when I was just starting out, and my chat now uses it to fuck with me any time I try to lock in. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026What a fuckin throwback. I'd say I haven't thought about Gunman Chronicles in years, but I literally ranted about it for like twenty minutes the other day. 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is my favorite one I saw recently. It's so fuckin stupid lol. 110 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Guess you'll be drinking alone from now on 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Bout 3 or 4 years ago, I had these crabcakes in Edisto. These weren't your run of the mill small thick cakes, these things were the size of a plate of Waffle House hashbrowns, and they were fuckin *thin* so they got real nice and crispy. I would kill my neighbor for one of them things right now. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Bout to enter my "ADD-fueled hyper-focused obsession with pipe making" arc. Anybody got a good drill press recommendation? 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Live, and playing Banjo Kazooie for the first time in like two and a half decades. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Gonna be checking out the new Banjo Kazooie recomp on stream in... About an hour? 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Fuuuuck, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good. They have absolutely nailed it so far. 010 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I've never really had a problem with the wolves, even early game. Parry, smack, wolf's dead. 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The show is fun I guess, but this shit is just corposlop Marvel for rednecks 000 0
JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026A typical episode of Landman: -Oil sure is great, isn't it? -Yep, grab my DeWalt™ tools out of my Ford F250 Super™, would ya -Is it next to the cooler of Dr. Pepper™ and Michelob Ultra™? -Yeah, let's get this done and then go get a Whopper™ from Burger King™ 100 0