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JakeMakesMusic

@jakemakesmusic.bsky.social
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Software engineer, streamer, musician, occasional YouTuber, and no longer living in a hotel in some kind of weird Lost in Translation type situation. Currently working on an unnamed game.

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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's fun when a real stupid idea kinda works out. Turns out fast bluegrass works really well with classic jungle. Bout to make the most niche track ever.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Seeing that apple is doing a neuromancer adaptation makes me wonder if we'll ever get book of the new sun as a TV series. If it got the dunk n egg treatment, I'd be very happy. #booksky
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The invisible girl episode of Buffy is so fuckin stupid. Why does she have super strength? Where did the FBI come from? Wtf were the writers smoking when they wrote the ending? It's been decades, and this shit still keeps me up at night.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
UK chefs saying French words with a full French accent but then still pronouncing the t in fillet will never not be funny to me
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Got some new music for y'all youtu.be/y96o8--sxz8
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Deadh34d - Flotsam
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Things I learned setting up a fish tank for my kid: - driftwood floats (in hindsight, this seems obvious) - my 5 gal tank is actually 10 gal - don't waste 3 hours trying to boil 5 gal of water on the stove when you own a turkey fryer
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love food, but I *loathe* chef-y bullshit. Just let a good dish be a good dish, quit trying to fuckin elevate simple things. I just want fish and chips, I don't need fuckin mahi mahi with lime dusted fries and a fuckin citrus crema. Cod. Nice glassy fries. Tartar sauce.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Used pretty cheap grits, so they could've been better, but the shrimp, sausage, and gravy fuckin BANGED. Also I realize this is far too few scallions if you're Cajun, or far too many if you're a normal person.
Shrimp n grits
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Me, trying to watch an in-network baseball game without cable
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Everybody else has suggested square space etc, so I'll say that if you really want to do it yourself, checkout bootstrap. DM me if you have questions or anything if you want.
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New Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 25/03/2026
Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:
Oshry's Comments 1/2Oshry's Comments 2/2Szymanski's comments 1/2Szymanski's comments 2/2
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why's the adobe ad behind the umpire look photoshopped? Did netflix super impose an adobe ad over another ad? The batter looks like a force ghost from episode 6. #openingDay #mlb
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gambled on Crimson Desert today, and hot damn, I think this shit is my jam. It's *good* so far. Like, serious risk to my job productivity good.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Serving size: 2/3rds of a spear. Vlassic, what fuckin psychopath decided that? Are you supposed to just throw the ass-end of the pickle back in the jar???
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Posts with replies disabled are always the hottest takes too. It's like rage-baiting without the courage to commit to it.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Holy shit what a start to the season. The first 10 laps had more action than all of last year, this shit rips. #formula1 #godDamnItFerrariHowdYouFuckThatUp
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bro was afraid of the UV spectrum, you might be right.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Checking out Blood West and yappin' about catfish www.twitch.tv/JakeMakesMusic
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yeah, I'm kind of annoyed that they didn't at least also include red and green in the GBA emulator that comes with NSO. Like, they finally release something I would actually want to use my NSO sub for, and they don't even include it in that collection. Just a "fuck you, give us another $20."
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is one of the best covers of this song ever by possibly the best tech death band to ever exist. youtu.be/fhRWH_blPKk?...
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Necrophagist - Intro + Crystal Mountain [Death cover] (Live 2002)
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hell yeah man, congrats. That's a fine lookin wallet.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just doing a little idle dance like a Jet Set Radio character when I don't have anything to do
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The band that does migration? Fuck yeah, those guys rule
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hard agree on this, BUT Lego are fun too. Then again, if Tamiya would just make some modern fucking F1 kits, I probably wouldn't be buying Lego anymore 🤔
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Me, who's been playing Diablo since 1997
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oh shit, congrats!
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What's the adult equivalent of a go kart? I need one.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can't believe @civvie11.bsky.social has covered BioMenace *and* Gunman Chronicles, those are probably two of the most obscure games I could think of. Wonder if he'll do Project IGI one of these days.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally got around to Godzilla Minus One today, and holy shit I was not prepared for that. Why didn't anybody warn me that a fuckin Godzilla movie was gonna make me wanna cry???
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Took my wife out for sushi, cheesecake, and kart racing like a proper gentleman
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
They added some really incredible QoL changes and new end game content. As somebody who wasted, like, entire years of my teenage life on Diablo 2, I'm stoked lmao.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I was *deep* into new Diablo 2 content while the state of play was going on. Apparently I missed a new Castlevania AND a new Legacy of Kain? What else got announced tonight? Body Harvest 2?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's killing me that I have actual work to do today. There's a new character in Diablo 2 for the first time in 26 years, and I just want to call out, go live, and be a disgusting little loot goblin.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Let me just grab my ti foil real quick, but it would explain the massive increase in sports betting advertisement the past few years...
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My dad wanted to name me either Butch or Bubba. Thankfully, my mom won that argument.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!" - People who are really bad at determining the size of objects at a distance
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I didn't realize how many people were paying for Discord Nitro until today. Anyway, were moving back to AIM, yeah?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I made the mistake of adding a "Dead Air" sound alert when I was just starting out, and my chat now uses it to fuck with me any time I try to lock in.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What a fuckin throwback. I'd say I haven't thought about Gunman Chronicles in years, but I literally ranted about it for like twenty minutes the other day.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is my favorite one I saw recently. It's so fuckin stupid lol.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Guess you'll be drinking alone from now on
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bout 3 or 4 years ago, I had these crabcakes in Edisto. These weren't your run of the mill small thick cakes, these things were the size of a plate of Waffle House hashbrowns, and they were fuckin *thin* so they got real nice and crispy. I would kill my neighbor for one of them things right now.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Internet gaming journalism is a joke
A screenshot of an article with the headline "Dark Souls Meets Elden Ring in Free PC Game You Can Keep Forever"
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bout to enter my "ADD-fueled hyper-focused obsession with pipe making" arc. Anybody got a good drill press recommendation?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Live, and playing Banjo Kazooie for the first time in like two and a half decades.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Gonna be checking out the new Banjo Kazooie recomp on stream in... About an hour?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fuuuuck, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good. They have absolutely nailed it so far.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I've never really had a problem with the wolves, even early game. Parry, smack, wolf's dead.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The show is fun I guess, but this shit is just corposlop Marvel for rednecks
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A typical episode of Landman: -Oil sure is great, isn't it? -Yep, grab my DeWalt™ tools out of my Ford F250 Super™, would ya -Is it next to the cooler of Dr. Pepper™ and Michelob Ultra™? -Yeah, let's get this done and then go get a Whopper™ from Burger King™
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