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JakeMakesMusic

@jakemakesmusic.bsky.social
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Software engineer, streamer, musician, occasional YouTuber, and no longer living in a hotel in some kind of weird Lost in Translation type situation. Currently working on an unnamed game.

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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's fun when a real stupid idea kinda works out. Turns out fast bluegrass works really well with classic jungle. Bout to make the most niche track ever.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Seeing that apple is doing a neuromancer adaptation makes me wonder if we'll ever get book of the new sun as a TV series. If it got the dunk n egg treatment, I'd be very happy. #booksky
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The invisible girl episode of Buffy is so fuckin stupid. Why does she have super strength? Where did the FBI come from? Wtf were the writers smoking when they wrote the ending? It's been decades, and this shit still keeps me up at night.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
UK chefs saying French words with a full French accent but then still pronouncing the t in fillet will never not be funny to me
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Got some new music for y'all youtu.be/y96o8--sxz8
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Deadh34d - Flotsam
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Things I learned setting up a fish tank for my kid: - driftwood floats (in hindsight, this seems obvious) - my 5 gal tank is actually 10 gal - don't waste 3 hours trying to boil 5 gal of water on the stove when you own a turkey fryer
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love food, but I *loathe* chef-y bullshit. Just let a good dish be a good dish, quit trying to fuckin elevate simple things. I just want fish and chips, I don't need fuckin mahi mahi with lime dusted fries and a fuckin citrus crema. Cod. Nice glassy fries. Tartar sauce.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Used pretty cheap grits, so they could've been better, but the shrimp, sausage, and gravy fuckin BANGED. Also I realize this is far too few scallions if you're Cajun, or far too many if you're a normal person.
Shrimp n grits
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Me, trying to watch an in-network baseball game without cable
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New Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 25/03/2026
Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:
Oshry's Comments 1/2Oshry's Comments 2/2Szymanski's comments 1/2Szymanski's comments 2/2
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why's the adobe ad behind the umpire look photoshopped? Did netflix super impose an adobe ad over another ad? The batter looks like a force ghost from episode 6. #openingDay #mlb
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gambled on Crimson Desert today, and hot damn, I think this shit is my jam. It's *good* so far. Like, serious risk to my job productivity good.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Serving size: 2/3rds of a spear. Vlassic, what fuckin psychopath decided that? Are you supposed to just throw the ass-end of the pickle back in the jar???
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Holy shit what a start to the season. The first 10 laps had more action than all of last year, this shit rips. #formula1 #godDamnItFerrariHowdYouFuckThatUp
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Checking out Blood West and yappin' about catfish www.twitch.tv/JakeMakesMusic
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just doing a little idle dance like a Jet Set Radio character when I don't have anything to do
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hard agree on this, BUT Lego are fun too. Then again, if Tamiya would just make some modern fucking F1 kits, I probably wouldn't be buying Lego anymore 🤔
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What's the adult equivalent of a go kart? I need one.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can't believe @civvie11.bsky.social has covered BioMenace *and* Gunman Chronicles, those are probably two of the most obscure games I could think of. Wonder if he'll do Project IGI one of these days.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally got around to Godzilla Minus One today, and holy shit I was not prepared for that. Why didn't anybody warn me that a fuckin Godzilla movie was gonna make me wanna cry???
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Took my wife out for sushi, cheesecake, and kart racing like a proper gentleman
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's killing me that I have actual work to do today. There's a new character in Diablo 2 for the first time in 26 years, and I just want to call out, go live, and be a disgusting little loot goblin.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!" - People who are really bad at determining the size of objects at a distance
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I didn't realize how many people were paying for Discord Nitro until today. Anyway, were moving back to AIM, yeah?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bout 3 or 4 years ago, I had these crabcakes in Edisto. These weren't your run of the mill small thick cakes, these things were the size of a plate of Waffle House hashbrowns, and they were fuckin *thin* so they got real nice and crispy. I would kill my neighbor for one of them things right now.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Internet gaming journalism is a joke
A screenshot of an article with the headline "Dark Souls Meets Elden Ring in Free PC Game You Can Keep Forever"
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bout to enter my "ADD-fueled hyper-focused obsession with pipe making" arc. Anybody got a good drill press recommendation?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Live, and playing Banjo Kazooie for the first time in like two and a half decades.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Gonna be checking out the new Banjo Kazooie recomp on stream in... About an hour?
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fuuuuck, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good. They have absolutely nailed it so far.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A typical episode of Landman: -Oil sure is great, isn't it? -Yep, grab my DeWalt™ tools out of my Ford F250 Super™, would ya -Is it next to the cooler of Dr. Pepper™ and Michelob Ultra™? -Yeah, let's get this done and then go get a Whopper™ from Burger King™
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
First episode of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was fantastic. They really nailed the vibe of the novella. And the not so subtle gag with the theme song was amazing. Guess we know George's thoughts on HotD reusing the GoT theme song lol.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Snake from yesterday finished, and Meryl and Gray Fox finished now too. I think. I may go back and touch them up some, not super happy with the skin tone coverage on Meryl or the white coverage on Gray Fox. #minipainting
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
@samplaysgames.bsky.social still WiP, but how'm I doing? #minipainting #whatAThrill
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Feels good when you start a new track and within a few minutes you already know it's fuckin COOKIN. Next sample flip competition isn't ready for this shit.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Think of the most random of random movies you can possibly think of. Got one? Now locate and post a GIF or vid from it. 🎥⁉️🖤
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I don't know if it's BeamNG or the RLS career mod, but somebody did an infuriatingly good job making the NPC drivers' behavior realistic. 10/10, sitting in my office with road rage.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Uploading a new video YouTube makes me really appreciate the 6-10 weirdos who almost never miss a stream and genuinely enjoy the content I make. Like, I found my needles in a haystack. Cause looking at YT metrics, my content is *not* enjoyed by most people lol. #smallStreamers
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Gourmet food hacks www.twitch.tv/jakemakesmus...
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have such mixed feelings about the Fallout TV show. One the one hand, it's awesome to see the atmosphere, the vibe, brought to life on screen. So many things are good. But on the other, we're getting the bastardization of lore that was already bastardized 15 years ago.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Finishing these fellas live on stream right now twitch.tv/JakeMakesMusic #minipainting #smallstreamers #iDontHaveAHashtagJokeToday
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Painting some minis on stream tonight, live NOW! Come hang out and tell me that I'm using the wrong color twitch.tv/JakeMakesMusic #minipainting #yallShouldKnowThatImColorblind
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Both of these pictures are dog shit, but the first batch of genome soldiers are vaguely table-ready. Next up is the soldiers in patrol stance. #minipainting
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
First mini of 2026 done, a Cacodemon-themed Beholder Demon (plus a brewmaster cleric named Lidkath). Next on the list is the Metal Gear Solid boardgame. #minipainting
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
@owlsarmoryminis.bsky.social spent some more time on those Zaku IIs today. Pretty happy with how they're coming along. I need some glue so I can add some foliage and flocking to the bases though, these are a little too plain imo.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I was gonna link the Gambler, but I reckon a hundred other people have already beaten me to it.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Being neurotically perfectionist about making sure every color on my minis is exactly right but also being colorblind is a special kind of hell #minipainting
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I need the 2026 season to start. I'm currently work shopping an F1 tabletop game.
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JakeMakesMusic @jakemakesmusic.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This feels very mid-2000s internet to me for reasons I can't explain, but it is definitely the funniest shit I've seen all week
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