Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 20/09/2026paramore joined my 1000 scrobble club would probably have happened way back in like 2006 if i'd had last.fm at the time 2121
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 14/09/2026the whole interview is great! i don't think i fully agree with his point about the computer being a conservative force in society but i find it super interesting 110
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 14/09/2026that sort of technological solutionism always reminds of this interview with joseph weizenbaum — creator of ELIZA, the first chatbot! — on the role of computers in education ebiquity.umbc.edu/paper/html/i... 2228
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 17/08/2026this inspired me to relisten to something real and i went to songmeanings.com to see what people thought of the more cryptic lyrics and dear lord seeing these timestamps was JARRING 100
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 13/08/2026i think the lesson here is to just make them keywords 😅 020
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 13/08/2026"you know how true and false are reserved words… can you imagine the havoc you could wreak on a project if you were able to redefine the words themselves to alter the fundamental nature of true and false? it would be absurd for javascript to allow this, and indeed it does not…" go allows it 🫠 9617
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 13/08/2026when exactly are you supposed to declare bankruptcy? 😅 020
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 09/08/2026nah it's super simple. here's a snippet of a signals library i wrote myself. one generic and the setter/getter can even be inferred! 100
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 06/08/2026i mean why stop *there*? what if i only want a little smidge of dark mode? 0120
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 04/08/2026i said nothing in this guy's post was true. then he said i was AI so i replied with a video of my local-first conf talk. then he said that was a body double and that toni and jay are *also* both portrayed by body doubles so i told him to join us back in reality and that's when he blocked me 3112
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 01/08/2026did anyone spot spongebob and patrick hiding out on my slides 1180
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 29/07/2026tired: using fewer em dashes to not sound like AI wired: using fewer em dashes because you felt called out by this meme 2171
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 17/07/2026one nice lil upgrade for bluesky's standard.site embed cards would be to look up the relevant site.standard.graph.subscription record when displaying the embed card e.g. the card still prompts me to subscribe to @dholms.at's leaflets even though i already am 081
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 17/07/2026some out-of-context sneak peeks from my local-first conf talk (obviously i have Opinions about each of these) 2111
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 15/07/2026definitions abound but i like this sort of anti-definition from @martin.kleppmann.com 1141
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 03/06/2026turns out it's significantly less than the level of financial stability required to buy a new toyota camry 000
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 03/06/2026sometimes i think about this quora answer on the downsides of being rich www.quora.com/Is-getting-r... 130
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 01/06/2026if you only integrated your blog with @standard.site to get the link cards on bluesky, try signing into one of the atmosphere blogging apps here we have… 1. @leaflet.pub automagically discovering my blog and all my posts 2. @pckt.blog letting you subscribe and showing my posts in its in-app feed 2412
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 28/05/2026for one, bluesky just added these special embeds for pages linked to such a record 020
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 14/05/2026currently building a follow-up version designed by an agency so i figured i'd post about this one while it's still live also the 404 page is fun 150
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 14/05/2026pretty proud of this homepage i threw together for my company. i tried to come up with something very obviously not designed by AI and came up with this low-poly 3D aesthetic inspired by @jhey.dev and @anatudor.bsky.social. 100% CSS, no javascript at all! phaze.app 4500
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 03/05/2026two upcoming javascript proposals i'm really excited about: - module declarations will let you define multiple javascript modules inline within a single file (github.com/tc39/proposa...) - module expressions will let you create workers without requiring a separate file (github.com/tc39/proposa...) 511418
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 27/04/2026looking forward to these upcoming recental commits lol 150
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 21/04/2026the only depressing thing here is a nine year old using a tool whose primary function is to replace their imagination 1100
Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 19/04/2026except their reply to me conflates that with the more recent outage 100