iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting a phone call from Nelnet while I'm on vacation should be illegal

jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Binging on all of this wholesome world cup content is healing me today. I wish I was back in Boston to join the Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Starting my #gamedev journey by making an incremental game about worm farming. Surely the audience for this is absolutely massive.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Just once I want a mysterious man in an alleyway to go 'PSST' and beckon me into an alleyway only to open his trenchcoat and reveal a range of strange dangly wares he'd like to sell me.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Yo wanna come over? Me and the boys are staring deeply into the abyss rn and its staring right back at us

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Practicing my German accent so if ICE comes to my door I can say "nein, zere es no juden icht den houz. Tell ze fuhrer ve hav no juden here. Ve luv ze reich" until they shoot me

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Halloween is so fun, how can we start more traditions like trick or treating. Seems impossible in the modern age to start something like that. I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I'm over here feeling like butter scraped over too much bread rn and u couldn't care less

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

"Spit it out! Now, Doug!" But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Now instead of getting mad at the small screen I get mad at the big screen

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

WOW thank you for sharing Chris 🙏🙏 he is RISEN and he likes FEET

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I work in Comms and this was one of the first things I picked up on after diving into your interviews. Ultimately not a big deal but pro example of turning it into something fun

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

To you this may seem like a bed sheet that I've sewn into the shape of Charles Barkley and stuffed with socks. But to me, that's Chuck. And he's my best friend

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Pumping Mamdani content into my veins for doses of hopium.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Oh to be such a confident, out of touch moron and be so blissfully unaware of it. Must be nice.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Breaking: the two biggest losers you know are fighting and it's awesome

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

when's the last time you just wriggled around

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Give all Dems a small red handheld sign that says "LIE" that they silently flash it in unison when he lies. He won't be able to handle it.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If me and my friends met a billionaire we would smash them with hammers I can tell you that much

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

And the democrats still struggle to find a message that resonates

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Starting a new trend called Haircuts and Hot Dogs where I go get a haircut and then pick up some hot dogs for lunch

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

US to Brazil as we slowly collapse

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Just when I think I can't like Bill any more, he goes and says this

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

It's always two bitches just telling each other Yaaaasssssss

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Not to be dramatic but I would die for her

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Does he know what it means when regulations "miss the mark"?

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

The news: hey what's up here are 10 awful things that happened today My job: we need a list of 10 amazing things you've delivered this week The constant ads: here are 10 things you need to BUY RIGHT NOW go into DEBT My monkey brain that's designed to eat berries in trees and nap in the sunshine:

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Nice thanks I think I'll pick it up this weekend to see what it's all about!

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Would you recommend Balatro for someone who doesn't understand or enjoy, and is bad at Poker?

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

That's good! They definitely need some fresh thinking. Honestly it can be boiled down to something as simple as: "have you tried talking like a real person"

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Totally agreed they need help with their social media strategy but hopefully that doesn't mean it would be a lift & shift of Wendy's tweets to Dem accounts. The solution isn't another Wendy's "we're not like the other brands" gimmick bent on crafting roast posts.

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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I only listen to the experts