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Jake Bjorke

@jakebjorke.bsky.social
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Engineer, tinkerer Minneapolis

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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 17h
Arike’s whole thing is making dagger end of game threes why was she not even in the action to the ball with 12 seconds left?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 17h
So Valkyries Wings is just going to be chaos?!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Kayla gassed or is she hurt?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate the new WNBA and NBA television agreement. I need to check a bunch of apps to find out where to watch stuff and you’re required to have 100000 subscriptions. Even in the playoffs, what a joke.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roy apparently isn’t done fucking the Lynx from 2024
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lynx needed a good fuck you game.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great win by the U.S., glad Phee got some real reps in. Lynx need it for a playoff push.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kayla dragging Lynx to a win.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nia Coffey has been so good tonight.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m so glad Napheesa is back, she is putting up numbers and doesn’t look fully comfortable yet. This final stretch and the two week break are going to be fun.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What a play by Olivia!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Kayla not being voted an all star is wild.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Courtney coming up big on D!!!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No Dorka tonight?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We got Grady doing a Lynx game tonight?!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Liberty are HUGE how are the Lynx getting all these offensive rebounds. Keep this energy.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Olivia Miles!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am glad to see Diamond get some minutes in CT. Still pissed she blocked Courtney’s shot!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The introduction to this article was fantastic.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching Aliyah Boston just launch elbows at folks annoys me.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
These podcast ads are getting too much. You are dropped in the middle of a sentence?!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And a big fucking block
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Olivia Miles having a rough night but sticking with it
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m so happy Kosu is getting real run
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m so happy for KAT
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Olivia Miles is the only reason the Lynx are kind of in this, good lord.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Apple Maps adding ads feels dirty. Let tools be tools.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lynx get a single rebound challenge.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I hope Rickea is ok.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This Aces dream game is wild!
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Amazon Prime really has given up on 2 day delivery now? It’s now you can get it in 30 minutes, in two weeks. Or my new favorite , we are going to send you an email the day before it’s supposed to come and move it out a week and hope for the best.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wemby took a cheap shot last night. I don’t love Wolves fans online talking about if it was a little different Naz would be in the hospital. Feels very Brooklyn 99 Charles Boyle after getting shot in the ass and saying “if the bullets were 2 inches to the left and 3 feet higher I would be dead”
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is it just me or is Roy ref number 42 hurt? Been limping and medium out of position all night?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We are so back.
Half court view of Lynx Dream WNBA opening night.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Time for the wolves to wake up. Just no spark tonight.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just finished the wolves game. Going to actually make a series? Can not wait even though it means a few short sleep nights in the next two weeks.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Most annoying part of the NBA playoffs is I need to check the NBA app to find out what app the games are on every night. We have gone round the bend just put them back on regular TV this is miserable.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Great timing for Amazon to have an outage!
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BikeMN @bikemn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is a personal invitation to any elected official in the State of Minnesota to join us on an e-bike ride. We are more than happy to explain the legal definition, handling specifics, & policy best practices around these miraculous & overwhelmingly safe mobility devices. - @cityzenmn.bsky.social
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, SHOUT OUT ALL THE TRANS HOMIES ON HERE, I will always do my best to make y'all feel welcome on this particular corner of the internet and IRL if I ever run into you
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Arod at the White House has me thinking maybe it’s time to drop our Lynx season tickets. WTF is this, and soon you’re going to ask for City/State help for a new arena. Not OK at all.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don’t get the 10k LOC a day folks. That is so much code, so many tokens. It has to be expensive right? Are you making little prototypes or shipping stuff?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
These checkerboard courts need to be done. They look terrible on TV. Maybe I’m just losing it.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Turned the NBA on for the first time in 2 weeks, life has been a lot lately, and in the 20 minutes I’ve been watching there has been maybe 3 minutes of game time. What the hell is going on ESPN?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Is it just me or does Unrivaled need to turn the lights up at the ends of the court?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Julius Randle seems to be struggling to defend in the paint today. No idea what is going on here.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Watching the warriors with those Rakuten patches hit a little different if you know how these companies operate. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB3...
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Exposing Honey's Evil Business Model
YouTube video by MegaLag
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
ESPN NBA broadcasts seem like the video quality is a lot worse than most places right?
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
That fucking drone on the twolves game was driving me nuts.
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Jake Bjorke @jakebjorke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I swear every proposal from thr WNBA gets worse? Are they just stacking shit up so that the players have to negotiate stuff down that there is no world where this would fly? They realize that they all can just play overseas and have a great life/career right?
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