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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 2h

I hope that someday I get to watch this little bitch’s trial on a livestream. The most insecure man alive, and that’s saying something cause he works for Trump. Bunch of fucking losers

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, I went to a baseball game yesterday and cried several times! A fun side note to such a historic game was the great Mark Evan Jackson throwing out the first pitch!

Comedian Mark Evan Jackson throwing out the first pitch at the Detroit Tigers game on 9/26/26

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. Want a fucking loser this guy is.

New York Times headline that reads
“Hegseth Plans to Screen All Troops, Including Women, for Low Testosterone”
A sub headline that reads “Pete Hegseth, as defense secretary, has sought to cultivate an image as a manosphere-friendly leader.”
The picture below is of a shit bag racist fuck

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Well, well, well, Scoop Troop. Seems like your boy Jake got some exciting news from his Apple TV home screem today @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Seems really bad that the dumb fucks gave this ability, and also proves the whole idea behind cryptocurrency is just complete bullshit

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I would be lost without it in my work chat though

Recent discussions - Chris stated he was quickly going to the bathroom.

I am running to the bathroom quickly

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Wish I had taken better pictures, but I saw Todd something like 15 times and was never disappointed. Even the time he walked off stage after two songs in Saginaw, it was exciting. The dude ruled.

The late, great Todd Snider playing a show in (most likely) Knoxville, TN

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Did not expect the 4 words to be “George Bush did 9/11” but if it works it works, who am to argue with Time magazine?

An article from Time with a headline that reads “These 4 Words can Defuse Any Awkward Situation” & sub headline reading “Awkward was thrives in silence-but humor disarms it.

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Just thought you’d all like to see this fucking dork the NYT interviewed about Charlie Kirk’s murder

Some fucking loser the New York Times interviewed for some reason

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Walked across the Mackinaw Bridge today

Me looking crazy in clothes way too big for me walking across the Mackinaw Bridge

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

My nephew wanted to show me his new school and I did not know this was real until today

Gaga Ball rules attached to outside wall of Gaga Ball um, court? Field?

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

You did miss Eric Hosmer dressed like an old timey bartender on the pregame show. Don’t worry, I took a picture of that

Retired MLB player Eric Hosmer dresses like an old timey bartender

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

If they let bigoted assholes like this dumb mother fucker into Heaven, I’ve got no interest in going there

A picture of some dumb old asshole with his hands on his lap, eyes closed, and head tilted down. Headline reads “‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’; Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Hate missing a Skubal start but figured I’d see what this was all about

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

When they say this website has the juice, they’re not kidding

A man accusing another man of speech that “terrorizes” Jewish people, then when asked if he himself is Jewish replies “No, but I have directed Fiddler at a local theater black box. Which is mostly the same thing.”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

My nephew asked for matchbox cars for his birthday, do you guys think a 5 year old is more into NCIS or Yellowstone?

Two toy cars for sale, one for NCIS and one for Yellowstone

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Jack White tells the Tigers announcers that’s he’s planning on attending both games of the Tigers/Rockies double header tomorrow. Jason - “Don’t you have a show tomorrow night? What time does that start?” Jack - “When I get up there.”

Andy Dirks, Jack White, and Jason Benitti in the booth calling the Detroit Tigers game

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

File this report under “shit, no fucking.”

CNN article with headline “Medicaid expansions save lives, study finds”
Underneath it reads “a new study finds that state-based Medicaid expansions reduce people’s risk of death.”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I was in a Ewok puppet show this last weekend

The cast of the brilliant off broadway play, “Ewok Music Video”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Great, is this going to cost me an extra 10% too?

An add for an incoming podcast hosted, apparently, by the King of England called The King’s Music Room. There is a quote for Chuck that reads “throughout my life music has meant a great deal to me.”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Just saw an article about a Minneapolis pizza chain banning Isaiah Stewart from their restaurants, but dude will never have to pay for another meal in his life in Michigan just by walking off the court like this

Isaiah Stewart walking off the court after being ejected, pointing to the word “Detroit” on jersey and saying it out loud

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Everything’s computer… including Jake???

A screenshot of the Wordle Bot Comparing (no spoilers!) our guess while saying “Sensational. We are one.”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

My great grandpa and me have the same name and he died by getting kicked in the head by a cow and honestly I hope the same for me

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Sorry for the big spoiler but they finally explained EVERYTHING in Severance tonight with this one scene

A screen cap from Severance where some dude says, “the work is mysterious and important.”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

This Aquaman cartoon took a turn I was not expecting

A still from the old Aquaman cartoon in which Aqualad says, “check, bug daddy” to Aquaman

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

We don’t talk about Muttley enough. Absolute legend.

A picture of Muttley, the giggling dog from Wacky Races

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I think of this scene whenever I have to see the ridiculous over the time patriotism of NFL games. It sucks!

Michael Buffer announcing they will forgo the national anthem because it sucks

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Keeping an eye on this account; if it becomes popular I’ll rebrand to a Subway Jared truther account in a fucking heartbeat

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

“Do some dog shit” is funny, but holy shit I would retire from football immediately if my arm looked like this

Gross football player arm with a quote that says “do some dog shit”

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Pretty sure this dog winked at me when I took his picture

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

*Required by the lasagna meat sauce standard

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Fuck you @linkedin.com don’t recommend these fucking losers to me

Shitty website suggesting I follow shitty people

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Cover of “Weird” Al Yankovic’s classic album Bay Hair Day

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I guess I kind of see the resemble from the released photos

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I wonder what made them change their minds?

A CNN article about how BCBC halted proposed plan to limit amount of anesthesia used during surgeries

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Was going to make a post threatening all the asshole misgendering Congresswoman McBride, I googled her to make sure I spelled her name right, and then found out she went to the below school and now all I can think about is if they did exams as verbal call & response

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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I got kicked off of Twitter years ago (told Howard Shultz to eat shit a time too many) but some of you used to follow me there and that was fun; below is my most famous tweet and Kid Rock read it on @jimmykimmel.bsky.social show. I was way ahead of the curve on the Kid Rock hate.

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