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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 18h
I am shocked to find out Roger Clemens is a piece of shit. Just shocked
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sick of seeing these cry baby cops all the fucking time while I’m trying to watch hockey
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been re-listening to the wonderful Spontaneanation podcast and am just now finishing the last episode. Did Busy Philip’s leave a final question? If so, any chance you could reveal said question @pftompkins.bsky.social?
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love watching Sunday football for Chris Collinsworth’s weird son
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just finished filling out my absentee ballot; and for the first time in a long time I feel real, genuine pride for being able to cast my vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social go get ‘em Doctor
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still thinking about this
Justin Verlander warming up for his last career start
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure, I went to a baseball game yesterday and cried several times! A fun side note to such a historic game was the great Mark Evan Jackson throwing out the first pitch!
Comedian Mark Evan Jackson throwing out the first pitch at the Detroit Tigers game on 9/26/26
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whalefall!!!!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Explaining to my girlfriend that I can’t get a haircut because I’m flexing on my bald friends
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got an email asking us to pick a meal from Panera for when we go into the office for a meeting next week and I’m very disappointed they no longer offer that lemonade that could kill you
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both depressing and inspiring at the same time, I’m always stoked when a new Hell World pops up in my inbox. Highly recommend checking this out and supporting good work!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve found the whale’s blowhole, I’m finally going home!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The the Whalefall trailer has a line where the guy says either “there’s the blowhole” or “there’s the butthole” and either one is kind of perfect
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only thing I want to talk about is the movie Whalefall for the foreseeable future
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My first thought when I see Trump banning media from the White House is “wow this must be the most pathetic man alive,” but then I remember there all these people who voted for him whom must be at least as pathetic. Anyway they suck are the politics are bad and they are bad people
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft laughing and mumbling “more like Mackle-less,” to himself as he struggles to unbutton his pants in an Orlando massage parlor
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where exactly do “bat boys” come from? Do the baseball teams own these children? Are they orphans?
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Lisa Gilroy may be the funniest person alive
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Face the Nation and this Spencer Cox guy is a little slime ball who looks perpetually on the verge of tears while spewing dumb bullshit out of his mouth.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seeing this 60 Minutes teaser and my god is Bari Weiss an embarrassing individual. It’s not a marvel movie, you fucking loser
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truly shameful for any news organization to run this op-Ed. We are no longer under any obligation to pretend Charlie Kirk brought anything other than hurt and pain into this world www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
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Opinion | Erika Kirk: What I’ve Learned About Grief
It is there, always, but so is the beautiful gift of life.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did the biggest fucking losers in the world make up a new mnemonic device for the Great Lakes? What do those piles of shit who call it Lake America use instead of HOMES? Of course I’m kidding not a single one of them knows what a mnemonic device is.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Javy Baez is the coolest baseball player alive
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ending my prayers to Jesus and the the fellas, “and please lord bring a new @cbbworld.bsky.social theme song by @alyankovic.bsky.social into the world, amen,” every night before I go to bed.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They removed Reggie’s theme song!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How a Billionaire Shaped Trump’s Homelessness Policy www.nytimes.com/2026/08/22/u...
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How the Billionaire Joe Lonsdale Shaped Trump’s Homelessness Policy
As Republicans have embraced tough measures to clear the streets, no group has led the way more than the Cicero Institute, founded by the venture capitalist Joe Lonsdale.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know Henry Kissinger does a while ago but I still got a bit excited today when I saw a news alert about a Kissinger dying
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Perhaps my biggest regret in life is not making more jokes about Charlie Kirk’s murder online. Would have loved to be fired for that
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Damn this anti Al Sayed commercial they running makes him looks like such a badass great strategy making him look cool as hell
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just keep getting madder and and madder that my favorite baseball team is in a playoff race and they traded the best pitcher in the league away. How much fun this could have been.
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Must be nice for Mariners fans to see a MLB level catcher playing. Don’t forget, fire Scott Harris!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The people willing to defend management and ownership in sports is pretty gross
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I get it, Scott Harris & Chris Illitch are using the old “Major League” scheme to try and motivate the team
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve been thinking about it a bit more, and my Tiger take has evolved. Sure, I still want Scott Harris far away from this team, but I’d also like Chris Illitch to take a hike too. Kick rocks assholes!
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You know you made good decisions as a GM when you have to give an interview to say “my trades were good, actually” the day after the trade deadline. I’m not posting anything other than fire Scott Harris post until that bum gets far fucking away from my favorite team
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The tigers have really shit the bed something horrible the last two trade deadlines
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don’t let the Tigers get hot Troy Melton new best pitcher in baseball anyway
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fire Scott Harris
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Mr. Illitch; I will eat 3 hot and ready pizzas a day for tbe rest of my life if you pay Tarik Skubal whatever it takes to stay a Tiger. For the sake of transparency; three pizzas a day will significantly shorten my life-span. Thank you, Jake
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My LeBron hot take; he’s going to score 102 points in a game and sleep with 1000 women in a Philly uniform to become the greatest Sixer of all time
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I just now learned about Jimothy and I do not like him. Sorry your sick and all but if you’re gonna walk in a way that may give me nightmares you’re gonna have to stay in the woods my man
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New York Times reporting on the war like it’s a fucking NFL game. “Pentagon announces completion of 12th consecutive attack” What that fuck are you talking about
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone please make a GIF of Tarik Skubal smiling and saying “nice” in that Cure auto insurance commercial
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. Want a fucking loser this guy is.
New York Times headline that reads 
“Hegseth Plans to Screen All Troops, Including Women, for Low Testosterone” 
A sub headline that reads “Pete Hegseth, as defense secretary, has sought to cultivate an image as a manosphere-friendly leader.”
The picture below is of a shit bag racist fuck
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just found out there’s some Dingus named Briar Bear running for office in Michigan. Get the fuck out of here with your Disney ass name you doofus
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have listened to @pftompkins.bsky.social do the Al. A Peterson recap about 7 times now, and I’m not sure if someone needs to change some rules or anything but that performance should win a freakin’ Oscar. Brilliant stuff from @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m sorry to all the soccer fans out there but it’s also very funny to think that Trump did this in a last ditch effort to save his relationship with his son
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dynamic pricing is a scam, and I am running for president on a platform of making it illegal then also doing a lot a cool good socialism shit too if I have time
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fuck @mlb.com for these “time for a cap” commercials. I’ll always support labor over management. Absolutely amazing how cucked this country is for billionaires and owners. You mad players make so much money? That’s you’re beloved capitalism, you losers
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Correct Opinion Haver @jakebasner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ll miss ya, Beef Stew. Hope they treat you well in Memphis
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