iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 01/10/2026

Very difficult to walk anywhere efficiently when the buildings and sky keep doing this.

Golden sunlight illuminates ornate brick rooftops along an Amsterdam canal beneath a sweeping blue-grey, cloud-filled sky. A cyclist crosses a brick-paved intersection in the foreground, with pedestrians nearby. On the right, a tall corner building has white trim, arched upper windows, black wrought-iron balconies and a turreted roof. Trees, moored boats and parked bicycles line the canal on the left. A small bridge and narrow gabled houses stand in the distance.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 30/09/2026

X is such trash. You make one astrology post after years of nothing and every bot named "Luna" starts following.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 29/09/2026

Pride flag was here first. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

A rainbow stretches down from a cloudy sky over a canal lined with houseboats, leafy trees, and narrow brick buildings. Warm sunlight illuminates the buildings and treetops, while the boats and rainbow reflect in the calm water. A rainbow Pride flag flies above a large houseboat in the right foreground.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 28/09/2026

Mars entering Leo with a Pluto opposition on Oct 3 moves from confidence to questions of leverage, force and control. Watch your 6, folks.

Astrology chart of 3 October 2026 at 12:39 Amsterdam time showing Mars in Leo partile opposition Pluton in Aquarius.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 27/09/2026

Amsterdam: where cars are pulled over by horses.

Two police officers on horseback, one on a white horse and one on a dark horse, issue a ticket to the driver of a blue SUV they have pulled over on a cobbled Amsterdam street. Gabled canal houses and parked bicycles are behind them. Bold white text on black reads: “Amsterdam: Where cars are pulled over by horses.”

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Cosmic Plumbing Pro Astrology Software @cosmic.plumbing · 26/09/2026

New update is here. Biggest change is improvement to Perspective editing. Now if you try and exit the edit screen without saving, we will warn you so you don't lose your work. cosmic.plumbing/download

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 26/09/2026

Is this a UX compliance thing? German retailers empty your online basket after 30 minutes? It's happened to me twice now. Apparently my imaginary cart is taking up valuable imaginary floor space.

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Gangsta Cart Stunt

Alt: Gangsta Cart Stunt, different broken shopping carts laying in stores and parking lots.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 25/09/2026

ngl i love designing a homepage

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 18/09/2026

Want a tough UX problem? Try UX’ing astrology. The requirements doc is insane, ambiguous, and like a thousand years old.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 18/09/2026

Cosmic is now fully shipped! Thank you so much to everyone that helped through the (long) pre-release phase. Astrologers: Unlimited charts synced across all your devices (yes, even mobile) for free. cosmic.plumbing

Cosmic Astrology shown in light and dark mode; on web and app; and across mobile, tablet, and desktop.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 28/08/2026

This YouTube series seems tailor-made to me: a transgender immigrant tells me about witchy occult practices while puppets dramatize the historical scenes. youtu.be/8n9lkYD1vz0?...

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Cassie Workman is Witchy AF | OFFICIAL TRAILER

YouTube video by Etch

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 11/07/2026

Wearing pearls on leg day: yes or no?

A man wearing pearls whilst doing a barbell squat

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 11/07/2026

I would KILL for those pants. I may have to get them custom made now.

An AI image of one man as a space wizard and the other as a space pirate with amazing pants on.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 11/07/2026

Getting a scammer to emoji reply to your pun is next level.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 07/07/2026

Yay. Cheaters shouldn’t win.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 01/07/2026

That time when I ran and made an IUD.

A map with an outline of a running route (which looks like an inter-uterine device) with the words “Today’s route sponsored by highly effective contraception”

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 30/06/2026

Leading the ranger panty revolution

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 24/06/2026

Jet lag is temporary. Being aggressively charmed by the Netherlands is forever. 🇳🇱

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 24/06/2026

You can tell he has gay daddies because he has two squeaky balls.

A lab pitbull dog mix laying on a rug with two squeak ball toys next to him.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 08/06/2026

💋 happy 23rd anniversary, honeybear.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 08/06/2026

23 years with this guy @tres.cosmic.plumbing. I can't imagine a better partner.

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Cosmic Plumbing Pro Astrology Software @cosmic.plumbing · 27/05/2026

Yesssss. We love to see it. Be like Heather. Use Cosmic to find elections without breaking flow.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 27/05/2026

Yes, the astrology software is coming along quite nicely.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 21/02/2026

We had a lovely time streaming this episode live through Bluesky, even though we didn't get a single comment. That's alright. We will get a live viewer one of these days. In the meantime, find out what my least favorite letter is. Hint: it has to do with toxic masculinity. 👇🏾

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 02/12/2025

For future crypto scams in my DMs, I would prefer the less-optimized Canadian-style Thursday message. Thanks.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 29/09/2025

Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 26/09/2025

My comment to the FTC regarding gender-affirming care to minors. In short, let's protect our most vulnerable.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 26/09/2025

This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA

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Cosmic Plumbing Pro Astrology Software @cosmic.plumbing · 24/09/2025

Astrology brain levels: ✨ Self-acceptance 🧱 Traditional foundations 🏗️ Systematic reconstruction 🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 25/09/2025

From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline 📺 ➡️ ⚖️

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 24/09/2025

Me: building professional astrology tools. Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’ Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 24/09/2025

Feeling the eclipse in our hips

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 22/09/2025

Come help us make the world’s newest and best astrology software!

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 18/09/2025

Didn’t expect my spine to get shredded from working out 👀

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 16/09/2025

Black Lilith has entered the chat 🖤🌙

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 15/09/2025

Optimizing only for conversions? That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust. Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm. 👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. www.ooux.com/resources/episode079 #UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 14/09/2025

Who's up for a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings? 💜

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 12/09/2025

I'm really proud of myself for finally making some marketing collateral that I really like.

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 10/09/2025

I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.

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Tres @tres.cosmic.plumbing · 10/09/2025

If you thought last week's demo was a banger, wait until you see our demo this coming Saturday! We are doing something no one else has done in astrology software. See you then!

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103: Aspect Ratio

YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 09/09/2025

I am so there today. ☿🌞🛕

Inbox showing zero messages with a party horn saying "Inbox zero!"

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 06/09/2025

I always feel like we are about 70-75% done with our engineering and design tickets each week. Slowly but surely getting to finished software! 🔮

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 06/09/2025

This astrology software is looking and working really niiiiice these days. 💜

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 26/08/2025

Think design deserves a seat at the business table? Here's the truth: they saved a place for you, but you need to take your seat. Learn how I got into the business strategy conversations as a UX designer on the UX Level Up podcast. #ux #design #designleadership podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...

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077 - (ORCA Series #10) - From Inheriting Strategy to Shaping It - Relationship Prioritization with Jake Zukowski

Podcast Episode · The UX Level-Up · 08/25/2025 · 41m

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 06/07/2025

Americans, what is your act of patriotism you will be showing this year? #patriot #patriotism #independenceday #july4th

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Jake Zukowski @jake.cosmic.plumbing · 04/07/2025

I think he was freaked out by the fireworks. Happy 4th?

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