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The Cat Food Bandit

@jak-deth.bsky.social
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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@& Tacos para todos - gratis hoy !!!

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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 3h
If you're lucky, Bedbug, you could get adjoing cells.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 3h
It is possible Hegseth is so bat shit crazy he is the only one not grifting a fortune.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 3h
It will always be Lake AI.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 3h
There was one successful experiment.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 4h
The crime family and affiliates.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 6h
The only debate about climate change that is remotely intelligent is whether it is cyclical or induced by man. The change is here you f'ing nitwits.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 6h
They destroyed a country and killed 78 thousand people, Himmler would be proud of them.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 6h
Good. His hate rallies are becoming a joke.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 6h
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
I know it, not think it.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 17h
But of course. The most vile human on the planet, who is guilty of rape and pedophilia, sympathizing with rapists is just another normal news day in America now.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Letitia James will nail their asses to a wall and they deserve it.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
On TrumpTV?
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Lake AI
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Who said Ponzi Scheme?
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
AI is a steaming pile of BS. All it is are super fast computers running flow charts. The misfits promoting the bullshit are in for a rude awakening as are all the companies jumping on the bandwagon.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
It really is a small world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rTZ...
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IT'S A SMALL WORLD After All Lyrics
YouTube video by STAR Kids Music
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks, James Bowman, for showing us once again what a ball licking moron you are.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Now that he mentions it, other than helping to win WW II and WW I, a moon landing, and the creation of USAID there isn't much more to brag on. Rubio... err...little Marco is a dick sucking toady who isn't worth an ounce of spit.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
I like this one the best: his first assignation with the hooker, sent to him by Epstein in 1998, taken at the Kit Kat Club in Manhattan. Hey, Don, shouldn't you be at home with Marla and your new baby Tiffany? Is it just me, or does she look sleazy as heck?
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
The sick fuck will not spend a dime of "his" money, ever. It's one of many sicknesses he has.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
What the hell is going on in the world? Three illegal wars of aggression- people dying for what?
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
150 billion is a lot of dough for a company that has created little more than vaporware.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
She has grifted 28 million dollars during her shite career in the Senate. Time to take the trash out.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
Hippie cookies, Peter Max would approve. 😀
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
What a clever cat, he likes to eat healthy. =^..^=
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
His mental deterioration is picking up speed exponentially. When will enough be enough with the sick fuck?
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
In their prime, they made me hide under my seat because of their horror movies. Today, their movies seem cheesy, but they are still classics.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
Ronnie Raygun planted the seeds that have matured after forty-one years. He is the midwife who brought this fakata shit into being. Fuck him too; send him back to Death Valley with his beloved Twenty Mule Team show hawking Borax laundry soap.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One day I will figure out how a piece of shit like muskrat became the world's richest man.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a news flash for you, asshole, those who start wars do not get Nobel Peace Prizes, they get jail time or shot.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know where he can put his book, and it ain't on my coffee table.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When his head tilts to the right, as it always does when he is lying or bullshitting, it is what we call a "tell".
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A perfect 10 for belly flops. 😅
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am in Southern California and the trees look like they are dying here from lack of rain. Climate change, whether it be from a natural cycle or induced by man, cannot be denied. Anyone who does deny it is a fool.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would call that a bonus to taking over Congress.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Dad, the tuna is this way."
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mar a Lardo lips ewww
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think they slowed down so he wouldn't be lapped.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The mingebag has one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel. He is all but gone as speaker so he will try to pull anything to stop it.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they made it that far.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was going to say the craftsman built his own toolbox. Today they run to Harbor Freight to buy them.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not sure if they are buying less from us or we are buying more from them. Either way, the trumpster has his little fingerprints all over the figures.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This on top of her dragging Christos Marafatsos to official meetings in Greece so he could push them to buy natural gas from his company, the Aktor Group. She learned a lot from her time spent with the Trump crime family.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He sold his out of date stock to Trump, Lutnick told us in the birthday card.
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