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The Cat Food Bandit

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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@& Tacos para todos - gratis hoy !!!

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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
Hmm...It missed the facts he has virtually wrecked the economy and has stolen billions of dollars by nefarious means.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 7h
This dog has more compassion than the entire Republican party and all of its supporters.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 18h
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 19h
Now, "Whiskey Pete" Kegsbreath is chopping another 20% of senior generals from the armed forces. I guess the sniveling schmuck missed the history class that detailed how Stalin did the same thing and paid dearly for it when wartime came. All part of the martial law ploy shit for brains is planning.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe Sen. Eric Schmitt's shenanigans this past Tuesday may go down in history as the 21st-century version of Sen. Joe "Tail Gunner Joe" McCarthy's famous self-destruct in the '50s. www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158...
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37K views · 1.3K reactions | In the spring of 1954, the Army-McCarthy hearings gripped the nation, coming to an unforgettable head on June 9th, when Army counsel Joe Welch asked Senator Joseph McCarthy what many Americans were wondering: "Have you no sense of decency?" | American Experience | PBS
In the spring of 1954, the Army-McCarthy hearings gripped the nation, coming to an unforgettable head on June 9th, when Army counsel Joe Welch asked Senator Joseph McCarthy what many Americans were...
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tuesday - Jack Smith made fools of the Republican Senate, I enrolled in Universal health care in my adopted country, spent an hour in the sun, and Roger McNamee explained why AI will fail, it will not kill us all, and is being developed by a bunch of misfits. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_M...
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Roger McNamee - Wikipedia
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good news, all the farmers who haven't committed suicide after losing their farms to the conglomerates can now become steel workers. Excuse me, but where is it going, and can all these poor people be close enough to transform? More half-baked ideas from the moron in chief.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a Monday, hopefully this will make you smile.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What could go wrong? We make many millions of dollars and Xi gets to see all our military equipment secrets so when he does start to take Taiwan they will eat our lunch on the battlefield. Get this idiot out of office NOW!!!!
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another cartoon
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a wonderful way to start the day 🤣🤣🤣
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A peek at the fakata country Trumpazo is begging people to immigrate from. It has the highest murder rate of any country, so it will fit right in. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
At least 27 dead after two mass shootings in South Africa, police say
Seventeen people killed near Johannesburg in suspected ‘illegal goldmining turf war’, as 10 killed in separate incident at barbecue venue near Cape Town
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I think the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real but a myth created by people to control and suck money from the populace.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case you missed it, Trumpazo has been engaged in an ongoing conspiracy to interfere with state elections. This is another crime the fuktard has/is perpetrating.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He is destroying America because it is what he does. He hates everything because of the summer he spent in a crappy NY courtroom. His thirst for revenge is bottomless. He sat there dreaming of revenge every day. Look at that mug.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are all grifting their asses off because no one can stop them. Thanks for electing the crime boss to the White House, you f'ing abject morons. uk.news.yahoo.com/don-jr-ambas...
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Don Jr.'s Ambassador Ex, 57, Caught in Fresh Scandal
Donald Trump Jr.’s former fiancée has a mystery shadow. In her capacity as U.S. Ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle has been working on securing deals with European countries to buy American liqu...
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The madness continues unabated. He defies court orders and installs Mike Lindell (My Bankrupt Pillow) as his preferred News reporter. You know, the guy sued for lying about everything. Someone called him a low-rent virus. 😂 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump criticizes press coverage again after replacing CNN with LindellTV
Trump barred CNN from Air Force One Saturday and replaced the outlet with LindellTV for his trip to Knoxville, Tennessee, to attend a college football game
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect! Please share.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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kevin464.bsky.social @kevin464.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I LONG for those days... Days when Presidents were interested in the entire Nation.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game Over He just defied the rule of law (again). www.axios.com/2026/09/24/w...
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White House defies court order, doesn't reinstate access for banned reporters
CNN is set to be the television pool for President Xi Jinping's visit to the White House on Thursday evening.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy dog shit, the sick fuck is channeling Michael Jackson in that outfit.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I think his mind is gone and doesn't remember what he said and sometimes I think he is the most two faced piece of shit in the world. The latter seems truer.
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uh oh...does this mean the war criminal Netanyahu and his idiot accomplice, Trumpelstiltskin, are going to flatten New York City now? www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Netanyahu expected to attack Mamdani in UN general assembly speech – latest updates
New York mayor has been a vocal critic of the Israeli PM who is addressing the UN later today
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is doomed to go badly for someone. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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White House rolling out red carpet for historic Xi Jinping visit
Trump and Xi are expected to discuss a range of issues from trade to AI during the latter's multi-day visit to Washington.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My cat, Grover, has been following the United Nations General Assembly. He saw this so far....... Trumplestiltskin threatened to send an entire country to hell and then said lets make a deal. Iran said he can eat shit and die but will consider a deal. Complete walkout on war criminal Netanyahu.
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Cool White Cat Dance - Have a Great Day!
ALT: Cool White Cat Dance - Have a Great Day!
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is sad. The orange pustule is romancing Xi for help in the upcoming elections. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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White House rolling out red carpet for historic Xi Jinping visit
Trump and Xi are expected to discuss a range of issues from trade to AI during the latter's multi-day visit to Washington.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Considering the state of MLB, and my distaste for it these days, this looks like a very viable alternative. If they ever have sportsbook ads flashing on the backstop it will be hasta la vista for them too.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
History in the making. A country comes to the UN to denounce the unprovoked fascist attack on its country by the USA. We will be pariahs in the world's view and seen as no better than any other despotic regime currently running amok. Thanks, you orange piece of shit. thehill.com/homenews/ap/...
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Iran’s president delivers wartime address at UN: We have been ‘victims of terrorism’
UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Iran’s president said Wednesday that his people have been “victims of terrorism” by the United States, delivering a rare wartime speech at U.N. General Assembly a day after Pr…
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The nominees for "Liar of the Year" are.........
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump TV is bullshit like everything else with him. Recycled videos of the pustule bloviating about his delusional accomplishments. What a putz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GiN...
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President Trump Participates in a Shield of the Americas Event
YouTube video by The White House
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the peckerwood says "fake news" you can be sure it is true.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you what really happened, confront them with an even more outlandish theory and accuse them of trying to cover up the truth… 
Conversation between two ladies "the moon landing was faked!"
"Pfft, you believe in the moon?"
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surprised? Not. 😅 As a bonus, his f'ing approval ratings finally broke the 30% mark and hit 29%. This is big; 30% represented the abject morons, and even those rats are jumping ship now. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tv-imm...
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Trump TV Immediately Flops in Embarrassing Numbers Disaster
Nobody is paying attention to the self-declared “king of ratings.”
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Night night, sweet dreamies 🧡🐾 It’s okay to feel a little bit blue sometimes. You don’t have to explain it. You don’t have to fix it. And you certainly don’t have to pretend you’re fine when you’re not. Some days are simply heavier than others. Sleep well.
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kevin464.bsky.social @kevin464.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We all need a monkey until this Shit Show is over.
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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
F'ing Mike Walz comes out from under his rock to approve his master's move of denying the First Amendment rights to the free press. Or.... How to tell us you are a scumbag without saying you are a scumbag. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/20/m...
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Trump’s UN ambassador defends press ban as news outlets prepare legal challenges | CNN Business
First Amendment groups on Sunday rallied around the three news outlets banned by President Donald Trump, while one of the president’s appointees tried to defend the restriction.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah yes, fake news.
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The Cat Food Bandit @jak-deth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now he is starting to fortify DC against an uprising he knows is coming. This crapola will guard the entrance from Virginia to DC. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-t...
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Trump says he agreed to convert triumphal arch into "top grade Military Complex"
President Trump said that he has agreed to convert plans for a massive triumphal arch into a "top grade Military Complex," equipped with snipers and drone storage.
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump NEVER keeps his promises...
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More cartoons. I think these are from the Democratic Underground.
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