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The Walking Punchline™️

@jaisonatalives.blacksky.app
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35+ 💙💜🩷 💚 Anime 💚 Zelda/ACNH 💚 Janelle Monáe 💚 My mutt 💚 Very Black. Very unserious. Just here to think out loud with an audience but I don't bite.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 4s
If it's a sweet day, cinnamon sugar. If it's a savory day, either white cheddar popcorn seasoning ~or~ hot sauce
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 9m
of course verizon has replaced all their chat agents with a slop bot that talks in circles which forces you to call them only to be faced with another... then they have the shit try to talk to you all friendly and familiar. WE DON'T WANT THIS.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 2h
Yeah
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 3h
Yall gotta stop letting these sensationalized headlines get you, especially when the ONLY sources are the clock app, youtube, and IG 🥴 (or worse, a slop image with that bold font, you know the one)
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 15h
Especially when you factor in adhd Waiting Mode™️ there was a small element of torture lol. When I realized my brain just wouldn't detach from the next meetup to allow me to do stuff in between, I gave up and just sat in my car at the front of the complex and worked out of the parking lot all day 😭
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 15h
Yep. Did a big cleanout via a buy nothing group that was way more time consuming and exhausting than I anticipated. From people not sticking to agreed-on times, to the ghosters, to following up with people next in line for unclaimed things, to placing them or handing off, it was a lot!!
Small whiteboard leaning against a steering wheel with a list of names, times, and items to be given away with most of them crossed off
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 15h
wouldn't put it past em
tweet by the official nutter butter account that says "n is for the way you nut at me"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 17h
Dang, I figure it may be difficult on the apple ecosystem 🤔 I think it's on pc too but I haven't looked in a while
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 19h
It's not much but 🌈
Beginning of a rainbow starting to form against a cloudy sky. Trees and foliage can be seen in the bottom and right of the photo
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
That will be the final push it takes for me to finally learn how to set up revanced
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
this enshittified autocorrect gonna keep trying to squeeze me in this sterile ass box where no slang or expressions exist and I'm gonna keep changing it every time I know I keep saying it but I'm *this* close to turning the shit off and just letting the typos run wild and free
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Like dang okay my bad! 💀
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
If this ain't a Black woman's dog 💀 the canine epitome of "move, I got it... I gotta do EVERYTHING" was the firm look at the end even necessary??
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
I've even tried to ball them up the way he does but he'll take one step onto it and go "uh-uh" before immediately digging it all up and redoing it 😭
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
I know not to even try and make the dog's blankets all nice in his crate anymore. He immediately jumps into a full scale renovation of all my hard work 😂 So I just put them in the corner folded and he takes it from there... apparently I don't properly layer or wad them to his tastes 🙃
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
alright
Photo of David Lynch (with a slightly furrowed expression) from the waist up in a tuxedo against a black background. He's holding a box of Native American Spirit cigarettes (at his side) with a cigarette between his fingers in the same hand. With his other hand he's pointing towards the viewer with his fingertip very close to the camera. A tiny screenshot of the "hide post for me" button is superimposed on his fingertip.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Not a fan of gray, gloomy days in the slightest but albums like this give them a little ray of light
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A Scandinavian Thing - YouTube
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
When I'm listening to this album, the transition from the previous track to this one builds so much anticipation I get goosebumps in that few short seconds. This song has always given me so much happy chemicals it's almost scary
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
to this DAY
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Wondaland
YouTube video by Janelle Monáe - Topic
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
regularly scheduled existential crisis oh and walking the mutt
my small scruffy black dog fixated on a squirrel out of frame
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I really don't understand how my glasses are already dirty
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
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Barb @blwestrate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I swear I’ve blocked at least 4 Julies this week.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
How did you take control of your life?
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Miss Bladder I am not playing these games with you 😒 we have gone THREE TIMES since waking and you tryna tingle again
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Will Smith shouts NO! in I Am Legend
Alt: Will Smith shouts NO! in I Am Legend
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
How many is that now??
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
But what it really comes down to is love demands a level of responsibility that like doesn’t require. Many men make the mistake of living in a cycle of like to avoid the work required to experience the joy of love.
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Having a woman that loves you and giving that up because you want to find more women that like you is the dumbest thing ever. You already won dawg.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I- 😭 My brain auto added circus music to the background 💀
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
the tinnitus just does not want me to be great 🫩
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Rigby with Boombox in Regular Show
Alt: Rigby with boombox in Regular Show outside hotel where Skips and Mordecai are trying to sleep
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Post a random video on your phone with context
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
second one bout to roll up like
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
This bitch don't listen 🫨 but from the time it took me to click the notification to block her ass the account was already suspended
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
🫡
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I just looped it twice 😭
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
attaching the pic might help but whatever lol 🤦🏿
Megan THEE Stallion standing next to a black SUV wearing a jack o lantern head that has a very long wavy blonde ponytail. She also has on a cropped denim-colored Gia jacket and matching pants
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Okay Meg posted her new pumpkin head pics, NOWWW October/spooky season can officially begin 😂
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Where would I be mentally without music?
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Samuel L Jackson Angry Glitch Meme
ALT: Samuel L Jackson Angry Glitch Meme
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
this is why there's always a flood of "man it just dont feel like [insert holiday] today" because people let corporations trick them into overblowing the hype way too early and dragging it the hell out, just to sell more stuff
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
yeth
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
hell until after thanksgiving if we being real
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I’m alright, I’m just crying cuz I wasn’t born into a rich family
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
You've made your mom so proud!!! 🕊️
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Lil Nas X - World's Greatest! (Official Video)
YouTube video by LilNasXVEVO
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Welcome back Lil Nas X 🥺 the video is beautiful
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
ANYWAY. Shit!
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
BITCH I SAID NOT NOW
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Alright.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
First of more to come I'm sure, with this arrest announcement... how you react to it says a lot
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
🙁
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Man Says Blocked
Alt: Black man in a red durag looks at his phone, makes a disgusted expression, then presses the block button
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
They must've been out everywhere 😒 very rudely startled me awake this morning too, right outside the window
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