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The Walking Punchline™️

@jaisonatalives.blacksky.app
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35+ 💙💜🩷 💚 Anime 💚 Zelda/ACNH 💚 Janelle Monáe 💚 My mutt 💚 Very Black. Very unserious. Just here to think out loud with an audience but I don't bite.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Then getting this last night was the icing on the cake
Text message thread:

Person on left: also, you were right, the sonic discord, did got shut down

Me: I knew it!! 😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I did not make this but I just wanted you to have the upgraded version of this meme to express your sentiment 🤣 my brain defaults to this every time I see this frame now 😭
Patrick Star taking off his underwear with a shimmer bokeh effect and wearing a green thong
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Runner up:
(IG comments)

lenstorm: Did she just talk him through it? 😩😩😂😂😂

jon_sanders_93: Why she talking him through it like that?!! 😂😂😂😂

hollyrazberry: She so patient talking you through that plate 😂😂😂😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
(IG comment)

lovely_essence: that's the last time they give someone a meal on air 😂😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I'm sorry but this is all I see
Black and green box of spearmint rain flavored 5 gum
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Yep. Did a big cleanout via a buy nothing group that was way more time consuming and exhausting than I anticipated. From people not sticking to agreed-on times, to the ghosters, to following up with people next in line for unclaimed things, to placing them or handing off, it was a lot!!
Small whiteboard leaning against a steering wheel with a list of names, times, and items to be given away with most of them crossed off
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
wouldn't put it past em
tweet by the official nutter butter account that says "n is for the way you nut at me"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It's not much but 🌈
Beginning of a rainbow starting to form against a cloudy sky. Trees and foliage can be seen in the bottom and right of the photo
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
If this ain't a Black woman's dog 💀 the canine epitome of "move, I got it... I gotta do EVERYTHING" was the firm look at the end even necessary??
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
alright
Photo of David Lynch (with a slightly furrowed expression) from the waist up in a tuxedo against a black background. He's holding a box of Native American Spirit cigarettes (at his side) with a cigarette between his fingers in the same hand. With his other hand he's pointing towards the viewer with his fingertip very close to the camera. A tiny screenshot of the "hide post for me" button is superimposed on his fingertip.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
regularly scheduled existential crisis oh and walking the mutt
my small scruffy black dog fixated on a squirrel out of frame
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Post a random video on your phone with context
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
second one bout to roll up like
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
attaching the pic might help but whatever lol 🤦🏿
Megan THEE Stallion standing next to a black SUV wearing a jack o lantern head that has a very long wavy blonde ponytail. She also has on a cropped denim-colored Gia jacket and matching pants
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Alright.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
😭
They ain't never made eye contact in their lives
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
you can pick a different person to watch every time
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
breathing fire and I LOVE IT
holding a green can of Reed's brand Ginger Beer with extra ginger
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
[LAUGH REACT]
FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS

BORROWERS CAN GET 1% RATE CUT IF THEY ENROLL IN AUTO PAY BY SEPT. 30
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Points were made
comintoyoulive
September 19

maybe it is unprofessional to show up to an interview with an iced coffee. i think ghosting candidates is unprofessional. i think posting fake jobs is too. i think recruiters posting about why they rejected a candidate on linkedin is unprofessional as hell. i think hiring managers having their cameras off in virtual interviews is as well. "they already have the job they can be unprofessional" yeah

but thats bullshit. lol i hate it here

so many companies rolled back dei so black ppl arent even being hired and being fired en mass and vall wanna blame an iced coffee. sure.

i think making ppl interview with ai is unprofessional. i think recruiters saying "email me anytime" and ignoring those emails is unprofessional. i think refusing to train a candidate is unprofessional. i think multiple interviews is a sign of poor management and guess what. unprofessional. everyone stfu. you werent hiring anyway so why do you care if someone bought their drink to the interview
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
this will always be my FAVORITE acknowledgement of said phenomenon lol
Tweet by user @longwall26:

Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

(The above post is quoting another from user twitter @YouGov) the post reads:

One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
...soo I switched apps back and realized this was all brought on by a damn shitpost 😂
Screencaps posted on tumblr of a crossover episode between futurama and adventure time with Jake asking "what time is it" and bender answering "time for you to shut up"

User uglyrad commented: "this is John DiMaggio telling John DiMaggio to shut up"

the joke is that they have the same voice actor
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Got the last one!!! I had to ask for the display!
three part collage of a yellow bucket hat with a red band featuring the main character and imagery from the hit anime One Piece
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
In other news, my door key is cooler than yours
close up of my house key which has a handle/grip styled after The Master Sword from top tier game series The Legend of Zelda. The key ring has an inscription that says the iconic line: "it's dangerous to go alone... take this!"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Also filed under: true whimsy
screenshots of my music player showing when I was listening to the songs Planets: Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity by Gustav Holst and Amparito Roca by Jaime Texador
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
shut the fuck up
dessert shop advertising sign that says "pumpkin... it's baaack!"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
ANYway I was reminded of this by my soundtrack of choice for this morning's commute. now THIS is whimsy lol ✨ Some days I go entirely lyric free
Screenshot of my music player showing that I'm listening to the Megamind soundtrack, currently on the track "Ollo"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I been crying at this for 20 minutes
Scene from the anime Attack on Titan with the beast titan approaching in the distance but a horse's face image taken with a .5 zoom or fisheye lens has been edited where you'd expect to see Erwin's horse
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
the coincidence of watching this episode last night 🥲 (side note, I want the other sighing emoji back... these little swaps they randomly make completely change the expression and mood 🙄)
Image: Picture of the tv playing the anime Chainsmoker Cat with the main character sitting on the beach at night looking at the ocean there is a lone ship in the distance.

Text: summer's over
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Just a few bonuses from the walk 🪴🌼🌸🌿
pink flower in the midst of green shrubberysmall clusters of pink and yellow flowers as part of a larger bushpretty flower the color of turmeric on a bushclusters of yellow trumpet shaped flowers growing in some outdoor plants
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
(it was over nine fucking dollars BUT) worth it, glad I went 😋 sat there and just took in the scenery, soaking up the heat
whipped-cream topped milkshake with caramel drizzle inside the clear cup sitting on a metal outdoor cafe table

the softened background contains foliage, a parking lot, mountains, and a somewhat cloudy but bright sky
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
I can help with this! Blue juice is all in a self contained system that gets dumped and serviced on the ground between trips. It is never jettisoned or released in flight. You're safe! Source: was a ramp rat for a few years
an aircraft lavatory service cart (blue steel frame, translucent white tanks that contain blue liquid, a large plastic accordion tube) parked beside a white Bombadier Challenger 350 that has a green and blue stripe running along the sides with the registration N575MW
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
🗓️👀
Okay, was anybody going to tell me that it's the 21st of September

Or was I just supposed to remember
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
not my line stolen in the wild 😭
My tv showing anime with the subtitle: "I'd have lost to this... to this walking punchline."
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
😋
red, yellow, and green ombre colored can of Dope Buzz 20mg THC infused honey spritzer drink
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
I know it's instrument assisted but he's still pretty good, even just taking the time to do this when it's not required is the creativity we need to keep alive
collage of the pilot Picasso's latest skywriting drawings taken from the flightradar24 tracking app
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
In other news there's a guy who goes by The Pilot Picasso who is keeping sky writing alive with very creative flight paths his latest masterpiece was mona lisa
image: screenshot of the flightradar24 subreddit showing a post of their app with a flight path depicting the mona lisa being drawn by aircraft N1810R

caption text by user u/DWD_Jonnywalker: someone is drawing the mona lisa

link is included under the post: https://www.flightradar24.com/N1810R/41b8a8f8
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
was just sent this when when I tell you I NEED DAT???
A black bag of special edition "The Flavor of Fear" sweet phantom heat cheetos puffs
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
his feet landing like this so far off the edge has ALWAYS sent me to the moon 😭
Genuwine silly ass feet dangling off the end of the stretcher during his stage skit on 106th & Park
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
bitch I'm a cow
selfie of me, a Black woman in a red tee with almost shoulder-length locs and round gold glasses, wearing a cow print cowboy hat

I'm walking outside at a festival
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
this calls for emoji kitchen
emoji kitchen mashup of the cowboy and smiling kitty
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
you get it
The Ed, Edd, & Eddy trio with various kente patterned kufis edited onto their heads. Two bucket style, one as a durag
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Meg PLEASE 💀
Megan THEE Stallion shrieking in absolute horror at a Chucky doll that unexpectedly started talking while in her hands
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
that shriek was 100% genuine 😭
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
pennifer decided our snack of the evening is a triple dipper of salt & vinegar chips, chicharron, and hot chips at first when I sat down I thought "damn this is a lot more than I thought" but I definitely just reached at an empty plate 💀 now where they all go??
Top down view of a paper plate holding piles of cape cod salt and vinegar chips, lays flamin hot chips, and pork rind chicharrones
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I guess a tax is in order
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I almost missed the "yes in a gay way" 😂 (spotted on an unplanned walk)
Utility box attached to a power pole with some sharpie writing that reads:

- I (heart) corn cobs
-yes in a gay way

-ACAB

-a drawing of a tombstone with RIPig

-the new name of the risen king jesus
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
WAIT 😭 we can't take yall NOWHERE
youtube comment by user DefinitelyActive with 2.7k likes:

The chat flooding with scissors at the premiere screen was so funny it nearly made me hopeful for the yuri ✂️
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
This is actually some heat. It's getting up there with Apothecary Diaries. I punched the air when today's episode ended lol that cliffhanger will torture me all week!
Image: show header for the anime "Though I am an Inept Villainess" showing two elaborately dressed court maidens standing back to back. One is wearing bright yellow and white garments with an annoyed expression while the other wearing black and red looks very joyful.

Text: 14+ • Dub | Sub • Fantasy, drama, romance

Average rating: 4.9/5 (19.5k votes)

Show description: Just as His Highness's favored butterfly Reirin is beloved by the prince, jealous "court sewer rat" Keigetsu uses magic to swap their bodies-and their destinies. With a looming execution, Reirin embraces her new, healthy body, while Keigetsu learns Reirin's life isn't what it seems as she's pulled into an inner-court conspiracy.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
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omg babe you're so good at making everyone feel loved now quick do it for yourself
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