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@jaimietaco.bsky.social
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Desert rat/part-time human.

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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS Random guy, thinking: "...I like my khakis 😔"
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to see the monologue he writes for the "A friend with weed is a friend indeed" scene from Leprechaun In The Hood
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No, Bozo did the dub"
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahahaha holy shit
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also feels like a stark reminder to not panic in year 1 of a QBs career if he's kind of not great. These things take time.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tucker Carlson
ALT: Tucker Carlson
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was thinking he was a big Blair Witch fan
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, look really hard at the tattoos and try to make them make sense
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't spend much time on social media, I only have bluesky and deleted FB and IG years ago and have never had tiktok. I didnt call you a bitch, I didn't cuss at you, I didnt say anything mean. This should all be normal convo back n forth shit if you have friends and talk normally, I'd hope.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Completely fair.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't think I've been hostile, just don't like the artist or song you're riding for. It's ok man. Not everything is a cause.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I'll defer to you guys as the experts. I just can't stand this modern country push that's very very very clearly a corporate push but I'm wrong so I guess I can stand it and it's not corporately pushed, thanks.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol I pissed people off for thinking all country is just corporate pushed garbage. Sorry guys, I didn't know we fervently defended shitty music like this on this app, my bad.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh I just think all country is industry planted. It's corporate music now, and all the new bars and spots popping up are all country bars because it's been decided that Yellowstone and country is the music for fucking posers now.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It sucks and I only like some country music, so it's probably not for me but I still think Langley is an industry plant.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Superstar call if ever I saw one
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've only ever heard snippets when we've been in a store or somewhere and I see my wife rolling her eyes and I ask if that means Ella Langley is playing, since she can't stand her or that song. But if you played it for me I wouldn't know what it was on its own.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just depends, there are several "-arr" apps that you can install to help with management. Look up Sonarr and Radarr - you can tie them to your torrent client and then either add Seerr for queue mgmt or nzb360, and add media to your server via phone with a single tap. Just built a NAS, dm if you need
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Plex subreddit helps, but honestly if you have an older PC lying around somewhere just install Plex and point it to your library, and then go on your TV and install Plex and start watching. That part is super simple - when you start wanting to run automations etc it gets more involved.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Adam Sandler's 'Love Stinks' in The Wedding Singer
ALT: Adam Sandler's 'Love Stinks' in The Wedding Singer
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They all do. Everyone flees to Phoenix so no one is from Phoenix.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amount of Seattle people that abandoned their beautiful city to go live in Phoenix and cheer for their gross team is....it's gross!
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has been a really bad defensive game plan by Rallis. The amount of 1-on-1 moments JSN has had with safeties, linebackers and third rate CBs is staggering.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Egg on pizza can be s-tier when pulled off right, like your example. Some places get a little too cute with it though, for instance this abomination that has Brussels sprouts and bacon jam on it that I'll never recover from:
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alternating Dragon just didn't have the same ring to it
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Cards fan I do think the game was much, much more up in the air so long as the Cards kept kicking field goals and so long as McConkey kept cooking the secondary. Then the injury, and then another touchdown and that was that.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was always partial to "No one that speaks German can be an evil man!"
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought Millie was fantastic & brought heart and determination to the role, & I hope she continues to be our Supergirl for a long time. That being said I had some serious issues with the editing/pacing & the narrative beats seeming to be missing large chunks of story. Solid for me but not great.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch Car Ride
ALT: Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch Car Ride
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kenny has consistently done one thing really well (amongst several things he's succeeded at): being a good dude.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The best genre stuff (sci-fi, comedy, horror) all take a level of self-awareness and maybe a smidge of prescience to reflect society either as it is or as it will be. Robocop nailed it. Idiocracy nailed it. Lots more.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shelly's hair alone is worth a conversation. Also the casualness of Jason with that speargun will always make me laugh, bro looks like he forgot the oven was on or something.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He's got a burst, that's for sure.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Holy shit lmao keep going. This is too good.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's so awesome in 70mm. I can practically taste the cyclops cheese!
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Michelin courts the snoot and rewards it. It's their brand and it's not one AZ tends to thrive in. That they throw table scraps to an occasional BBQ joint or noodle slinger as a paltry acquiescence to the notion that amazing food isn't always served on white linen doesn't really refute that point.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw someone on Reddit ask what the opposite of "iron sharpens iron" is and I feel it applies here
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These are like Madden 64 uniforms when they couldn't get the NFL license
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Speaking of dry heat
Chandler Arizona being 108F
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same with White Castle.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let me ask you a question: do you believe it can always get worse? Because it did.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a documentary, it really happened. I know the alien will smith punched, he said it's cool.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hell of a catch
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cardinals luck strikes again
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I won't be the guy posting the key and peele skit but like...
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Country is the new hot corporate-pushed bs genre and it's not just in music. All this yeehaw shit on broadcast TV, all clothing stores having to stock Carhartt and flannel for these cowboy cosplayers and even the country bar is mainstream now- 3 major venues on the Vegas Strip are country star bars
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess his cornball ass cameo in Inglorious Basterds led him to believe he was part of prestige cinema because he did a bad British accent but this time in a Tarantino movie in front of Fassbender.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Been a Cards fan since they moved to the Valley. I can tell you right now there is no scenario in which they're anything better than stunningly subpar. This is the worst franchise in professional sports.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He always will be. He is the desert. He is the Saguaro.
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