This is spot on. All of the children using Chrome books at school seem, to ME anyway, to be dumb as little rocks.
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![[Black and white image of an attractive woman reading a newpaper at a news-stand, while two men, one young, one older, look on. Of course they are, it's Ida Lupino, for crying out loud.]
Older news-stand proprietor: Lady, every day you come in here, scan the headlines and put the paper back. I can't make a living running no library!
Woman: Well, if you must know, I'm looking for an obituary.
Younger news-stand proprietor: See, for that, you'd have to buy the whole newspaper. Obits are always in the back section.
Woman: Not the one *I'm* looking for.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buke6ob4tlr7yxhplfp436kc/bafkreicba7pdxqf4vvkjcnjtocf3i5jp5445q2o7hv36zzyqntn5zp66gq)
![[Black and white image of a blonde woman (Gloria Grahame) seated on a massage table, wearing only a sheet, addressing an older woman in a uniform.]
Gloria: Ah, goddammit ... I'm stuck with "The Malmö Mangler" again.
Masseuse: Americans! So coddled you are, but so tense! Is no picnic for me, either, trying to keep your trapezius from fusing to your spine altogether.
Gloria: Look, instead of beating *me* to a pulp, shouldn't you be turning a reindeer into meatballs or something?
Masseuse: Hey, what I do on the weekends is *my* business! Now let's get cracking.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buke6ob4tlr7yxhplfp436kc/bafkreidubxrldpwu4syytbuftqz2zbcbjopktlzcwwnsj3a4stxg2by5ra)