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JaguarMaster

@jaguarmaster.bsky.social
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm ready to kill myself. I want to leap in front of a semi. Overdose on my meds. Crash my vehicle into a telephone pole. Drink bleach. Stab myself in the heart. Take a gun to my head and pull the trigger. I hope you're happy, @eclipsehighroller.bsky.social for doing this to me, you maggot.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to sort and fit all our board games into one of those storage ottomans is surprisingly therapeutic.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gee, I wonder why? Could it be because today's parents only call when they want something? Treat their kids as slaves? Never do anything out of the goodness of their hearts? Joke about being the result of a broken condom? Because that's exactly what mine did to me. Fuck them.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We all have that one boss in video games that drives us up the wall. The one where you plan, build up your characters, look up strategies and videos; all so you can stand an ice cube's chance in hell against it, only for us to throw our controllers when it all goes to shit. ...GALDERAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So... nine games that defined me as a gamer... I have really good memories of all these, which I can go into detail.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville is a fucking dotard. Were it not for furries, you wouldn't have things like the internet. Thank a furry today. Thanks, @stormwolf731.bsky.social!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For me, it has to be One Must Fall: 2097. It's the origin of my user name. This is the Jaguar, in its debut form on the left. The design on the right is from the sequel game OMF: Battlegrounds. Both are badass in their own right, but I like the feral design of the Battlegrounds version, myself.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
STOP SUPPORTING THIS GAME ALREADY. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...
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Epic Games confirms Fortnite characters, skins and environments are now being made with AI tools
Epic Games confirms that new Fortnite characters, skins, and environments are now being made with heavy AI assistance.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just had my audition. It was a simple meet and greet. I got to share about how I'm part of a virtual game show group, and the contestant coordinator seemed really surprised by it. Hopefully that's a good sign!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My audition for Wheel of Fortune is tomorrow... but I don't feel like I'll do well in it. My fear of failure is making me consider canceling....
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wound up in the ER on Sunday due to events on Saturday caused by someone who I can't stand. My parents never bothered to call to see how I was doing. They don't care about me at all besides what labor they can get out of me. No more. No more apologies or second chances.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I checked my email a little bit ago and got the surprise of my life. I've been selected to partake in a virtual audition for Wheel of Fortune in the next week! I can't believe this is happening. My grandmother would be proud of me, I think....
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can safely say I've played all but one of the mainline Zelda games... the exception being Triforce Heroes.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My birthday dinner and dessert. Absolutely amazing.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay, Nintendo, I'll admit, you have me curious with some of these games. I just hope Metroid Ravenous won't be as unforgiving as Dread was. That game broke me. #nintendodirect
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, I've managed to survive another year on this planet we call Earth. I am now officially 44. Old cat is old.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Relevant today. Next time is in 2037. Get your meme in now!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
David Zaslav is an absolute fool. He thought he could bury a completed movie for a $30K tax write off without Looney Tunes fans going ballistic? WRONG! Go see Coyote vs. Acme. I don't care how you do it, just do it! #coyotevsacme
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Wile E. Coyote Bored
ALT: Wile E. Coyote Bored
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Biceptember. You know what that means. Enjoy this pic that was done for me a while back by @kazwolther.bsky.social to celebrate!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
gofund.me/1a58acee0 A close friend of mine asked me to amplify this for him. If you have any money to spare, please consider doing so. In this economy, it's needed more than ever.
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Donate to Assist Kat in Clearing Overdue Bills, organized by Casey Altamura
My name is Kat Altamura. I am a 38-year-old network engineer in Worcester, MA. I… Casey Altamura needs your support for Assist Kat in Clearing Overdue Bills
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let's see how many times we can punch J.K. Rowling in the fucking face.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dear Death: You keep taking the wrong 80-year-olds. Focus on the orange shit stain in the White House. You'll be hailed a hero to the majority of the world. Sincerely, JaguarMaster (And if any of you support said shit stain, GTFO my feed.)
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm curious... who would people ship me with?
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P. Dolly Parton. You were one of the greats.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty Every LGBTQ person on Earth: J.K. Rowling is entirely full of shit.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good boy. I hope you're ready to see what this cat is packing. We're about to have a lot of fun. 🎨: @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@stormwolf731.bsky.social isn't the only one who auditioned for Wheel of Fortune today. I did as well! Here's hoping either of us get selected for a second interview down the road!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
afspwalks.donordrive.com/participants... Please consider donating to this cause. Suicide is a serious topic, and efforts to prevent it are always good in my book.
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Please support the Morris County Walk this fall to help #stopsuicide
Please support the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to help save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide. Donate or register to walk!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Between the appeal going south, getting in a fight with my boyfriend, not being able to find anyone to play board games with, someone calling all my games "entry level" like a fucking elitist, and now having to deal with an earache thanks to someone obnoxious, I'm ready to explode.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you have to cheat to win at a game show that isn't even real, then you have some serious problems and need evaluation. Trying to be slick about it won't help. You will be caught and you will be punished. End of discussion.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I wish I could find people in my area to meet up with for a board game night once a week. It's hard when the nearest store has open play, but everyone else is more interested in D&D, Pathfinder, or Warhammer....
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Damn you, dad. Damn you for putting this inner saboteur voice in my head. I'm sick of hearing it tell me "either play to win or don't play at all" when I don't do well in a game. It's because of you that I'm too competitive for my own good. Make it stop. Please. Someone make it stop.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay, I'm curious: Based on this picture by @pandabeto.bsky.social, what class do you think is most appropriate for me?
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Quote this with a film that released in the year you were born.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" *Goes into disturbing detail about the 90s console wars*
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
May Lindsey Graham rot in Hell. Say it loud and proud, Yugi.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I. MUST. HAVE. THIS!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My new personal best! I know it's a pittance compared to some scores, but I'm still proud of it! #StarFox
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
c.org/zNBXC5w7nH Again, I don't normally get political, but this fucking MAGAt needs to be 86ed as soon as possible. If you live in any part of Indiana, you owe it to yourself to prevent this from happening.
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Sign the Petition
Stop Mike Braun from tolling free I-70
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Bamwuff @bamwuff.dog · 22/06/2026
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEJd... This is more than a song. It's an anthem to all those who aren't perfect in the eyes of the "normal" world. As someone who has seen the movie, I resonate with these people. I would've stood by them. Fight for who you are. This is you. Never forget that.
youtube.com
The Greatest Showman Cast - This Is Me (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Atlantic Records
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Even when you're at your cutest, always remember your pride! 🎨: @hickeybickeyboo.bsky.social
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As Pride Month continues, never forget that we have to continue the fight for those who can't. These colors won't run. 🎨: tsumeleomon.bsky.social
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yet another reason I'm glad I don't play Fortnite in any way, shape, or form. Seriously, if you STILL play it after this and the Harry Potter shit, GTFO my feed. Fuck J K Rowling and fuck AI. I'll be glad when both of those bubbles pop!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No matter what colors you fly, always be proud of who you are. A fantastic commission I got from @teresadrawsthings.bsky.social displaying my OC with his colors. They're not by choice; they're part of who he is.
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HusBund🥕 [VFUR!] @husbund.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This. THIS! A thousand times this! This is why we have to fight, for those who can't!
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month, everyone. No matter what colors you fly, never let anyone tell you they're the wrong ones.
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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today marks 13 years since I lost the most influential person in my life. Tonight, I host a memorial episode of Wheel of Fortune in her honor. Watch over me, grandma. Please help make tonight go right.
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