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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 9h
it's spooky name time, folks. chop chop!
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway I have become this meme so hi
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kylie Minogue singing Locomotion at the AFL Grand Final. ICON.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn't have stanning macklemore on my 2026 bingo card but here we are
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ExitAriel @exitariel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know how they say write whatever weird, niche thing makes you happy? Well. Songs for Beginners 🟢firstprince 1960s folk rockers AU 🟢aka Graham Nash loves Joni Mitchell, but make it FP 🟢25k 🟢mature 🟢written for the Brownstone's Trope Trade event archiveofourown.org/works/91899001
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you're in this country, you pay your respects to John Farnham. Jonas Brothers get it.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LCD Soundsystem and Kylie Minogue opening for Harry Styles is completely bonkers in the best way and I am so jealous of anyone going to those shows
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
someone recorded a podfic of fate loves the fearless I'm gonna cry archiveofourown.org/works/92165386
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[Podfic] fate loves the fearless - Shmaylor - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Put this on your weekend reading list
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stephanie | caterpills @caterpills.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy 2 year completion anniversary to this sucker. 💕 I intended to have a little something done for today as a celebratory thing but you'll just have to wait a little longer for Henry's POV.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
first day of spriiiiiiiiiiing 🌸
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
August wrap-up of all the important things
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have so much respect and admiration for Olivia. She's doing all this at TWENTY THREE and her album is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I agree that people are not giving the Kathleen Hanna to Olivia Rodrigo pipeline enough attention
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
my periodic reminder that your artistic work — your writing, music, dance, whatever it is — is crucially important for you and for the people who receive it, in ways you might never personally experience or grasp. you gotta trust me, please keep going
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People from overseas always think it's our spiders and snakes that are scary, but the truth is that nothing terrifies Australians more than a magpie in swooping season. This motherfucker has taken up residence in my front yard.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Co-star telling me to add to cart, thank you.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I fear not enough people have found henry's hat in the insta post
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find you a man who says goodbye like John Donne
Dull sublunary lovers' love
   (Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
   Those things which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
   That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assured of the mind,
   Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one,
   Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
   Like gold to airy thinness beat.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
forever is a feeling archiveofourown.org/works/91108486 ❤️ 12k words | rated M Henry needs some guidance on how to extend his visa to stay in the country. “Marry me.” Alex is half-joking. Only half. Henry laughs, and then. Then he tilts his head, thinks about it for a second, and says, “Okay.”
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🩸 miharaikula 🩸 @miharaikko.rwrb.social · 21/08/2026
your taste is on my tongue 🫶🏻 Chapter 2/2 ✨ rated E • 22.6K words 📚 Taste tests and food dates end up leading to something else. 😏 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/906945...
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Absolutely nothing better than hot chips with an obscene amount of chicken salt when you're in a shitty mood.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we had ice cream cake at work today, and a woman in my team (who must be in her 50s) said it's the first time she's ever had ice cream cake. a life fucking half lived.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
happy new phoebe bridgers day to all who celebrate
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
nevermind he's ugly again
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's census day in Australia and we need to do some research into what has happened to people's brains over the last few years cause there's a new level of collective idiocy I didn't know was possible.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 10/08/2026
v1.130 is live! Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.
A screenshot demonstrating how to hide reposts from an individual user: Go to their profile, tap the three-dot icon at top right, and select "Hide reposts in feeds" from the drop-down menu.
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the brownstone server @thebrownstone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Introduction and Prompts | Discord | Twitter | Bluesky | Collection We hope you are all ears, because we are back with some exciting news! It’s that time of year again… the return…
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the brownstone server @thebrownstone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We hope you are all ears, because we are back with some exciting news! It’s that time of year again… the returning FIRSTPRINCE WEEK! Spanning the week of September 27th through October 3rd, our fourth annual firstprince week prompts will be all idioms!
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Lena/Raumdeuterin 👑💙 @estr19.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🌊 pants optional ✍️ @ninzied.bsky.social 📏 11.4K 📊 E 📋 neighbors AU, laundry room meet-cute 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70034146 🏷️ #RWRB #RWRBMovie #FirstPrince #RWRBficrec #FirstPrinceFic #RWRBfic
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NEW PB
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
what in the clarks school shoes is going on here
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 02/08/2026
simply love a sentence that improves exponentially word by word
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My July reading round-up is zero books but my July crochet round-up is 90% of a cardigan
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If the Devil's in the details Then God is in the gap in your teeth You are doing the Lord's work Every time you smile at me I don't believe in anything anymore Except you and me supremacy
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It is 2005. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2012. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2018. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations.. It is 2025. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2026. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allega--
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did I run a marathon or did I have to facilitate a low stakes internal meeting? Who can tell.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/07/2026
"Writers have been using me long before AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actually cold, and worn year-round by screenwriters. I am not new here. I am not novel. I’m the cigarette you keep saying you’ll quit."
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The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations
“Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actua...
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Stacy King @stacyking.com · 24/07/2026
The framing of this as "crashing" frustrates me, because this was absolutely a stunt arranged through & with the support of Comic Con, probably to avoid the protests & pushback if people had known about it in advance. It's not a fun perk for fans, it's stealth marketing of a domestic abuser.
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finally, a Teams outage during my working hours. Hallelujah.
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sara | chamel @chamel-writes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Big warning: DanielRPK has posted a HUGE plot spoiler for rwrw on his patreon and it’s starting to leak out other places. Apparently it’s very clearly posted on tumblr (maybe in the tag?). So if you are avoiding spoilers watch out!!!!
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
EASTERN ROSELLAS EASTERN ROSELLAS
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My husband 3D printed and hand-painted a Rocky figurine for my birthday and is there any better gift? There is not.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
here's a cake I made (fic, it's a fic), please help yourselves ♡ 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/89051941 #rwrbsky #rwrbfic
Title: with a little help from my friends

Written by: everwitch


Summary:

Before Henry meets Alex, he meets June. It's a rare instance of friendship at first sight; June is completely wonderful, as are her closest chums. Henry soon finds himself wishing he was truly a part of their group. That'd have been lovely. They seem very good to one another.

He's therefore pleased, if a little intimidated, when Nora ends the night by posing the question: "So how do we keep Henry forever?"

(The answer will come as no surprise to anybody.)
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jaff-a'-lantern @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
just finished this and can't think about anything else so i'm gonna go find some highlighters
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