Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 8hIn high school, we used to call Camaros "pud shorteners" because the guys who bought them were always - ALWAYS - overcompensating. This is the ultimate pud shortener, for a Schmoo who already has a blackhead dick ... 030
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comAngry JD Vance Lollipop MemeALT: Angry JD Vance Lollipop Meme 2110
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It's been a dramatic last couple of days - from the Trump/Musk/Zelenskyy drama to events around the campaign trail. This Update tells the stories, venting and snarking as we do. Read, like, subscribe, recommend, and tip! The weekend is near - NO KINGS all about the voting this Saturday - so thanks!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 15, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: THE BAD GUYS MAKE THEIR MOVES 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I love this album, and the Hopkins story deepens it for me ... 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The main songwriter for the Gin Blossoms, Doug Hopkins, was an alcoholic and got thrown out of the band just before this album came out. He died in 1993 and aside from one song, they never came close to this album - which are mostly his songs, including this one and "Hey, Jealousy." 120
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026One of the greatest what-if bands in rock ... 110
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026More like splatting Trump's dirty Depends and Ketamine Boy's smoked joint stubs on the scale ... 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Trump's gonna pardon those rapists, isn't he? 160
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Today is a BIG election update - and you will see a theme that the campaign is not going well for MAGA and Trump, with a ton of stories to try to make the point (so you can vote and get your friends to vote and protect the vote). So DIG IN, then like and recommend, subscribe and tip,! Thanks!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 13, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: 21 DAYS 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Kimberly Guilfoyle's going to be available soon ... 090
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Called it. Trump only fires chicks ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026But that outfit makes her ready to audition for a cruise ship chorus! 290
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's Apple. The third-party apps will be coming sooner rather than later ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Except it’s happening ten years on, with crowds getting smaller and protests at these rallies increasing … MAGA is teetering and they are lashing out because it is all they have … 1130
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That turd will be SO homeless if anything happens to his boss Pooty-Poo ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Have to say it took me to Saturday to finally hear it ... damn, that's one of the saddest breakup songs I've heard in a LONG time ... so good ... 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A late Sunday update, sifting through how to interpret Trump's decision to buy diesel from Russia, his latest mouth noises, Pete Hegseth's barbarism, his new spokes blonde, baseball's championship series (and more!). Give it a read and do all of the things! Thanks to the new tippers and subscribers!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 11, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: GOVERNMENT BY DISINHIBITION 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Good. People HATE them and they darn well will remember them … 030
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My man looks like an egomaniac who think inventing software that helped Grandmas buy Beanie babies made him a God … 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today's Update has a TON of election stuff - from unexpected guests greeting Trump to an old friend making his moves, and an extended riff on old dopes trying new tricks. Give it a look and like, subscribe, recommend, tip, all the things! Read and then enjoy the weekend, willya?!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 8, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: CRACKS IN THE FOUNDATION 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's all for the TikTok and Insta ... 100
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For athletes it is. They set up the two or three finalists’ hats and the hat that’s picked is the school choice! 140
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We have a drive-time update that keeps you in the loop about President Loopy and his latest insanity. Plus updates about campaign money, Watergate?!, media shenanigans from the mega to the comedy club, a soccer goodbye, AND MORE! Like and subscribe, recommend and tip. Always accepted with gratitude!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATES FOR OCTOBER 6, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: AS THE LEVEES BREAK 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Vanky calls me Superman!" ("My name is Natalie - but that's okay (giggle swoon!") 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We all should love us some Graham Parker! 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh, they'll find out ... they'll find out ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026After catalouging the curious moves being made with Trump, I got a little ranty about That TIME interview, Ukraine, Cornell, and crumbling heroes ... but with snark, so READ IT ANYWAY! Then do the likes and subscribes and recommends and tips! Thanks for the new support, and always looking for more!!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 4, 2026TODAY'S EPISODE: INGLORIOUS (?) DECAY 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe he’ll blow up one of the aneyurisms that are floating around in his carcass … 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is there worry in the White House that all these Trump rallies in his condition will hasten the day when IT happens - or do they not care because that’s the only idea they have (and some may want IT to happen before Election Day?) 040
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sarcasm is not always picked up online. (Especially before the first cup of coffee.) 020
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh FFS - even when they get a win the Progressive Purity Police will still crap on it … 160
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Man expecting to win Best Mullet at Nasty’s Grill for that extra pail of Coors Lights … 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Drive-Time Update! Voting has begun and I talk about why that's important amid reports on Pete Hegseth's speech, the Tennessee death penatlty debacle, happy snark about GOP sweating and continuing to pile on Eric Schmitt! Read, recommend, subscribe, tip, THANKS to new subscribers, LET'S KEEP GOING!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 1, 2026TODAY'S EPISODE: 32 DAYS - AND RIGHT DAMN NOW! 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every person with a fading parent or grandparent knows that gaze … tick tock … 1141
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The birthday celebrations may have gotten a bit out of hand, but I'M BACK with a quick round of updates involving Trump's dumb TV ad, epic GOP self-clowning, AI panic, and a brewing sports scandal across the pond. Plus the usuals! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip! Good to be back! Thanks for reading!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 29, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: POST-BIRTHDAY THREE PARAGRAPHS 001
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026... and they're still not profitable ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's nice Trump reminds everyone! His party will be SO grateful! 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OK … seriously … just how physically sick IS Trump? The hands, the wincing, the mood swings - it’s more frequent and worse by the appearance … 1151
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Even better was the inevitable Trump post saying I AM YOURS FOREVER BEE-YOTCH (MWAH MWAH MWAH SERPENT TOUNGUE WAGGLE) (grope for Byron’s sex parts) … 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody except anyone who has to deal with Rahm’s brother Ari at the networks … this is the ultimate in not reading the room … but watching that malevolent elf get humiliated will be special … 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ironically, his member is called “f*kknuckle” over how it is as big as his wee tiny fistie knuckles … 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That could drive his approval numbers under 20% if he did ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The last update of this year on the globe for me! Today's Update document the ways our current leader wants to exert dominance and all the ways he and his party are failing (with one exception) and cultural updates to look forward to too. You know what to do to help me grow this enterprise! THANKS!josephfedorko.substack.comJOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 24, 2026TODAY’S EPISODE: DEFIANCE FOR DUMMIES 010
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026More interestingly, "Melania" isn't exactly straightening him out ... 000
Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026... and "Melania" is just letting him ... 000