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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe)

@jafedorko.bsky.social
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Renaissance Man (depending on your definition of renaissance). I also have A Substack From A Guy Named Joe and produce a podcast (who doesn't?!) called DB COMEDY PRESENTS THE ELECTABLES. I was banned from Twitter for offending racists years ago ...

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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 8h
In high school, we used to call Camaros "pud shorteners" because the guys who bought them were always - ALWAYS - overcompensating. This is the ultimate pud shortener, for a Schmoo who already has a blackhead dick ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Angry JD Vance Lollipop Meme
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's been a dramatic last couple of days - from the Trump/Musk/Zelenskyy drama to events around the campaign trail. This Update tells the stories, venting and snarking as we do. Read, like, subscribe, recommend, and tip! The weekend is near - NO KINGS all about the voting this Saturday - so thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 15, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: THE BAD GUYS MAKE THEIR MOVES
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love this album, and the Hopkins story deepens it for me ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The main songwriter for the Gin Blossoms, Doug Hopkins, was an alcoholic and got thrown out of the band just before this album came out. He died in 1993 and aside from one song, they never came close to this album - which are mostly his songs, including this one and "Hey, Jealousy."
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One of the greatest what-if bands in rock ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
More like splatting Trump's dirty Depends and Ketamine Boy's smoked joint stubs on the scale ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump's gonna pardon those rapists, isn't he?
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today is a BIG election update - and you will see a theme that the campaign is not going well for MAGA and Trump, with a ton of stories to try to make the point (so you can vote and get your friends to vote and protect the vote). So DIG IN, then like and recommend, subscribe and tip,! Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 13, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: 21 DAYS
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kimberly Guilfoyle's going to be available soon ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Called it. Trump only fires chicks ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But that outfit makes her ready to audition for a cruise ship chorus!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's Apple. The third-party apps will be coming sooner rather than later ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Except it’s happening ten years on, with crowds getting smaller and protests at these rallies increasing … MAGA is teetering and they are lashing out because it is all they have …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That turd will be SO homeless if anything happens to his boss Pooty-Poo ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have to say it took me to Saturday to finally hear it ... damn, that's one of the saddest breakup songs I've heard in a LONG time ... so good ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A late Sunday update, sifting through how to interpret Trump's decision to buy diesel from Russia, his latest mouth noises, Pete Hegseth's barbarism, his new spokes blonde, baseball's championship series (and more!). Give it a read and do all of the things! Thanks to the new tippers and subscribers!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 11, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: GOVERNMENT BY DISINHIBITION
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good. People HATE them and they darn well will remember them …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like an egomaniac who think inventing software that helped Grandmas buy Beanie babies made him a God …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today's Update has a TON of election stuff - from unexpected guests greeting Trump to an old friend making his moves, and an extended riff on old dopes trying new tricks. Give it a look and like, subscribe, recommend, tip, all the things! Read and then enjoy the weekend, willya?!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 8, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: CRACKS IN THE FOUNDATION
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's all for the TikTok and Insta ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For athletes it is. They set up the two or three finalists’ hats and the hat that’s picked is the school choice!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have a drive-time update that keeps you in the loop about President Loopy and his latest insanity. Plus updates about campaign money, Watergate?!, media shenanigans from the mega to the comedy club, a soccer goodbye, AND MORE! Like and subscribe, recommend and tip. Always accepted with gratitude!
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JOE’S UPDATES FOR OCTOBER 6, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: AS THE LEVEES BREAK
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Vanky calls me Superman!" ("My name is Natalie - but that's okay (giggle swoon!")
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
… who?
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We all should love us some Graham Parker!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, they'll find out ... they'll find out ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After catalouging the curious moves being made with Trump, I got a little ranty about That TIME interview, Ukraine, Cornell, and crumbling heroes ... but with snark, so READ IT ANYWAY! Then do the likes and subscribes and recommends and tips! Thanks for the new support, and always looking for more!!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 4, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: INGLORIOUS (?) DECAY
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe he’ll blow up one of the aneyurisms that are floating around in his carcass …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there worry in the White House that all these Trump rallies in his condition will hasten the day when IT happens - or do they not care because that’s the only idea they have (and some may want IT to happen before Election Day?)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
… who?
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“YOU’RE NOT 14!!”
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sarcasm is not always picked up online. (Especially before the first cup of coffee.)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh FFS - even when they get a win the Progressive Purity Police will still crap on it …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Man expecting to win Best Mullet at Nasty’s Grill for that extra pail of Coors Lights …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drive-Time Update! Voting has begun and I talk about why that's important amid reports on Pete Hegseth's speech, the Tennessee death penatlty debacle, happy snark about GOP sweating and continuing to pile on Eric Schmitt! Read, recommend, subscribe, tip, THANKS to new subscribers, LET'S KEEP GOING!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 1, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: 32 DAYS - AND RIGHT DAMN NOW!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every person with a fading parent or grandparent knows that gaze … tick tock …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
… at 9 in the morning no less …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The birthday celebrations may have gotten a bit out of hand, but I'M BACK with a quick round of updates involving Trump's dumb TV ad, epic GOP self-clowning, AI panic, and a brewing sports scandal across the pond. Plus the usuals! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip! Good to be back! Thanks for reading!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 29, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: POST-BIRTHDAY THREE PARAGRAPHS
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... and they're still not profitable ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's nice Trump reminds everyone! His party will be SO grateful!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OK … seriously … just how physically sick IS Trump? The hands, the wincing, the mood swings - it’s more frequent and worse by the appearance …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even better was the inevitable Trump post saying I AM YOURS FOREVER BEE-YOTCH (MWAH MWAH MWAH SERPENT TOUNGUE WAGGLE) (grope for Byron’s sex parts) …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody except anyone who has to deal with Rahm’s brother Ari at the networks … this is the ultimate in not reading the room … but watching that malevolent elf get humiliated will be special …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s not CM Punk …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ironically, his member is called “f*kknuckle” over how it is as big as his wee tiny fistie knuckles …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That could drive his approval numbers under 20% if he did ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last update of this year on the globe for me! Today's Update document the ways our current leader wants to exert dominance and all the ways he and his party are failing (with one exception) and cultural updates to look forward to too. You know what to do to help me grow this enterprise! THANKS!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: DEFIANCE FOR DUMMIES
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More interestingly, "Melania" isn't exactly straightening him out ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
... and "Melania" is just letting him ...
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