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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe)

@jafedorko.bsky.social
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Renaissance Man (depending on your definition of renaissance). I also have A Substack From A Guy Named Joe and produce a podcast (who doesn't?!) called DB COMEDY PRESENTS THE ELECTABLES. I was banned from Twitter for offending racists years ago ...

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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 9h
After catalouging the curious moves being made with Trump, I got a little ranty about That TIME interview, Ukraine, Cornell, and crumbling heroes ... but with snark, so READ IT ANYWAY! Then do the likes and subscribes and recommends and tips! Thanks for the new support, and always looking for more!!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 4, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: INGLORIOUS (?) DECAY
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drive-Time Update! Voting has begun and I talk about why that's important amid reports on Pete Hegseth's speech, the Tennessee death penatlty debacle, happy snark about GOP sweating and continuing to pile on Eric Schmitt! Read, recommend, subscribe, tip, THANKS to new subscribers, LET'S KEEP GOING!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR OCTOBER 1, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: 32 DAYS - AND RIGHT DAMN NOW!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The birthday celebrations may have gotten a bit out of hand, but I'M BACK with a quick round of updates involving Trump's dumb TV ad, epic GOP self-clowning, AI panic, and a brewing sports scandal across the pond. Plus the usuals! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip! Good to be back! Thanks for reading!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 29, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: POST-BIRTHDAY THREE PARAGRAPHS
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... and they're still not profitable ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last update of this year on the globe for me! Today's Update document the ways our current leader wants to exert dominance and all the ways he and his party are failing (with one exception) and cultural updates to look forward to too. You know what to do to help me grow this enterprise! THANKS!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: DEFIANCE FOR DUMMIES
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know about Trump's ban of different news sites ... but in this Update, I talk about them as part of an overarching theory of how one of pop culture's most notorious concepts is being proven at Donnie's expense. Let me know what'cha think - then like, recommend, subscribe, tip, etc. Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: TRUMP AND THE STREISAND EFFECT
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a Camp David weekend for Trump, thus we have news on his reporter bans, his latest AI idea, his most recent proposal to scar DC - plus SUPER-SPICY DISH! Plus the regular stuff, so read and like, subscribe and tip, spread the word, and thanks!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 20, 2026
TODAY'S UPDATE: THE DESPERATION OF THE FAILURE
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a Three-Paragraph Thursday! Cleaning out the notebook by going wide with glory days gone rotten, institutional danger, October 17, a cretin naked Krevlev, another Ed Sheeran Macklemore take, and MORE! Give it attention and let others in on it with likes and subscriptions and tips!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 17, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: MAGIC TRIADS!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Busy day, but our leader is Not Happy with how courts and polls are going and that whole AI-will-kill-us-all (or not) thing, and he's lashing out big time. With 50 days until the final day of the midterms, catch up with it all in today's Update - then like, tell friends, subscribe and tip! Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: 50 DAYS …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Early start for today, but Dear Leader's been having some rough ones, so here are the deets with tons of late summer/early fall snark! Then like and subscribe and recommend and tip - and get a friend or two to do the same! Snark goes better with friends! (Thanks to all for your continued attention!)
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 13, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: WHILE HE WAS DRONEFARTING ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That Trump Republican Convention Thingy is going on. I read the summaries so you would only need to do it in one place! Then some 9/11 notes and a few notes about other things for your enjoyment as we head into the weekend! Like and subscribe, tip and recommend, help this Substack grow! Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: WEIRDOPALOOZA
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A lone-subject Soapbox post, built around the "official" start of the political midterm season. Everyone else speculates about the state of the national election, so here's mine - but with me you get silly-cool trivia and a song, too! Read, like, recommend, subscribe (still free!), tip, and thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 7, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: THE NOVEMBER 3 TABLE-SET
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's sweltering in Chicago - so get cool with an Update that shows a pattern of a White House that sure doesn't act like they are working to win anything, with snark and more! Do the things with liking and subscribing and tipping and getting a friend to do the same - excellent with A/C! THANKS!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 1, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: FLOP SWEAT CITY
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He's on the AI generators again - over everything from Canada to his fever-dreamed greatness. It's catalogued in today's Update, which also includes the deportation of Milo Don't Ever Have to Spell His Last Name Again and The Surprise Movie of the Summer. Like! Subscribe! Tip! Recommend! THANK YOU!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 30, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: REALITY – WHAT A CONCEPT
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Recent passings got me thinking about why there has been such an outpouring ... and today's Substack puts those thoughts together. Please read! Plus notes on delusions and inanities and snark! Love to hear what you think - and do the likes and recommends and tips and subscriptions! Appreciate it!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 27, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: THE WEIGHT OF WAITING
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rule of Three … Rule of Three … Rule of Three …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
After an excursion to the birth home, I'm back! Canada's mad at us and Trump wants us to forget with burgers, people are mad at SCOTUS (cool) and Democrats (and?), lots of news bits featuring a superhero punching a Nazi - AND MORE! Read, like, subscribe, tip, tell friends, spread the word! (Thanks!)
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 25, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: SLOWER, DUMBER, HARDER, WEAKER
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today's Update covers primary news from Florida and beyond, some 2028 news, the latest from That Befuddled Guy Down The Block who likes to collar you with stories you don't want to hear, and OF COURSE the Natalie Harp story! Join the fun - then like, recommend, subscribe and tip! Always ... thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 20, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: Y’ALL DON’T HAVE TO KEEP TALKING, YOU KNOW …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got a LOT to say today - about "COMMUNISTS" and the people who don't know what that word means because of certain pseudo-friends they have, as well as What's Pha-REEK-Ing Out the Left and Right these days (amusing and controversial!). READ! LIKE! SUBSCRIBE! TIP! TELL FRIENDS! (Thanks!)
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 18, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: SO SENSITIVE!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's another Three-Paragraph Update - and, just for some fun, I simply invite you to give it a read! You'll still be entertained and edified (even if your teeth gnash a bit at an update or two). Anyway, read and like, recommend, subscribe, and tip! Thanks for your continued support and attention!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 13, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: THREE-PARAGRAPHS AWAY!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A-FREAKING-G-D-MEN!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is why these idiots get under my skin … if this was true in ANY way, shape, or form, wouldn’t we have sen mass deaths post-vaccinations years ago?!?! B
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Amid severe weather in Chicago, today's Update has a ... cinematic quality. We have wild stories of keeping the President (if nobody else) safe, more Oval Office theatre of the absurd, losing losers, child abusive punks, and alleged MAGA hotties (ICK!!). Like, subscribe, recommend, tip, stay safe!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 11, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: SSSSSSSH (FFFFFFAAAAAARRRRTTTT!) ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In today's Update, I hop on my Soapbox to try to explain why Trump and MAGA may run on high unemployment. Plus election analyses, good and bad news on Trump power, a good zinger to exit the updates, AND MORE! Read, like, subscribe, tip, tell friends, and as always, thanks for your attention.
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 9, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: THE REAPING WHIRLWIND BUILDS
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not getting excited about the Murkowski announcement on Blanche. No faith in Cassidy. Happy to be proven wrong, though …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Clearing out the notebook! MI post-game, Senate BS, fresh news on a maybe-still-alive-person?, hiLARious hairpieces, New Year's Day for many of us - AND MORE! Give it a read! Give it a like! Give it a recommend! Give it a tip and a subscription! And give it your attention - thanks as always!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 6, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: A CLEARIN' O' THE NOTEBOOK
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In this update, I expound on a theory that I will hand off to anyone with more credentials about the psychology of MAGA, tying together bad committee votes, doomed prosecutors, stupid non-crimes and thug politicians. See how well I make my case - then like, recommend, subscribe and tip! THANKS!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 4, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: WHY I COULD NEVER BE A TRUMPER … OR …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today's update is less about Him and more about things people who like Him try to do like Him (which is a lot the last couple of days) and how they are not Him. Plus bonus baseball kvetching (IYKYK) and the regular features - so read, like, recommend, subscribe, and tip in some combination. Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR AUGUST 2, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: HE CAN DO IT – WHY CAN’T I?!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Three-Paragraph Special today as we spray to all fields, including the Attorney General, heroes and pond scum in the same Congressional hearings, elections, FIFA, and the Grammys by way of angry Korean supergroups - AND MORE! Do the things, subscribe and tip, HELP ME BUILD ON THE MOMENTUM! (thx!)
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 30, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is a very sloppy Update - because it's all about everyone that's melting. And it's a LOT! And while some are concerning, most deserve to be catalogued and mocked. So more or less enjoy, let friends know (like and recommend) and support if you can (subscription and tips)! Thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 28, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: MELT!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Today is an update worthy of a lazy Sunday, with pieces about Trump's epic bomb at an event that should die, Epstein Files news of import, and election updates for this and the next cycle - and more! Read, like, subscribe, tip, recommend, and then relax while you can. (THANKS as always!)
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 26, 2026
TODAY’S HEADLINE BOMBING AND SUCKING
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've had an influx of new subscribers and followers the last few days, so to celebrate, here's a three-paragraph Update! Featuring another Grampy embarrass-fest, Ukraine, AI, dunking on the Ketamine Kid, and The Final Decision?. Keep the momentum with likes, subscriptions, tips, and recs. THANKS!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR JULY 24, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: THREE PARAGRAPHS FOR ALL MY NEWBIES
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
... CANADIANS?!?!?!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today's update includes a recap of the Trump World Cup cringe and more ways he (and his crew) are disliked, how his party will try to counter it, a birth announcement, and lots of fun trivia! You know what to do - please do it, spread it, subscribe or tip, and thanks for the attention (as always)!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 21, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: EVERYONE HATES DONNIE
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today's update includes reports on the latest Trump gargle-fest, Senate updates, Iran and Ukraine updates, and updates to explain why your local MAGAt may be a tad cranky. Read, then do the things - and if you tried to tip and couldn't, try again. There was a link issue I just repaired. THANKS!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 19, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: HOPE AMID THE CHAOS
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today's Update sprays to a lot of fields - Trump election nonsense that none of us will watch, bad lettuce, tiny nads in the Pentagon, a guy we can still kick around, a celebration of mutli-level political/sports/music pettiness - this one is fun! Enjoy and tip and subscribe, please (and thank you)!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR JULY 16, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: WHAT WE WILL NOT BE WATCHING TONIGHT (AND OTHER SUNDRIES)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Today we have a bit of tone mix - eye-rolling over the McConnell photo, anger at ICE's latest atrocities, BIG SNARK about Trump's threats to the election and why that may be more on point than hair-on-fire panic. Circulate and like amongst your feeds, subscribe - and thanks, as always!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 14, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: REALITY BITES (THE DEPENDS)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
With the breaking news about Lindsay Graham, today's Update is me working to unify all the aspects of the death - his 'legacy,' who succeeds him, what happens with what he was doing in Congress, and other connected sundries. Please read, circulate, like, subscribe, tip, recommend - and thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 12, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: WAIT – WHAT?!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
More mega-embarrassments from Trump this week, and this Update documents them with typical snark - and after that, updates about exiting scumbags, mythical conversations, and a political endorsement you DO NOT WANT TO MISS! Then tell your friends and boost this lil' Substack - with my thanks!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR JULY 9, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BATCH O'CRINGE
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yesterday was a bad day for Senate candidates, European political baddies, possibly expired Senators, and soccer teams and the nimrods who cheat for them. Survey it all in today's update - then help me grow with likes, recommends, free or paid subscriptions and/or tips! (THANKS!)
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 7, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: IMPLOSIONS R US
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
With the holiday weekend almost over, a post-mortem on what could have been, what was hoped to be, and what actually happened on this 250th Declaration birthday is in order. Review the good, the bad, the absurd and the karmic justice, then like and share and recommend and tip! Happy Rest of the 4th!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JULY 5, 2026
TODAY’S HEADLINE: FIASCO 250
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
... hey! There's a holiday this week you may have heard about, so today's got a bunch of updates with a new fun rhetorical device for you to enjoy! Give it a gander and LIKE! SUBSCRIBE! RECOMMEND! TIP! (Yes, supporting me is DAMN patriotic!) Thanks - and have an Independence Day, y'all!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR JULY 3, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS (IN A PATRIOTIC TONE)!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A man whose goal is to actively try to make his penis as small as the leader he follows ... yipes ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When you got nothing else to run on and have to support a racist who uses religion for cheap political points, you have to do what Daddy does because what else you got?
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Here's your quick and snarky summary of The Year In SCOTUS - and yes, there was some good along with allll the bad. We will also talk about MAGA House flailing and the ongoing Trump State Fair Debacle p and MORE! Like, subscribe, tip, recommend on this Anniversary of mine (read to find out)! THANKS!
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JOE'S UPDATE FOR JUNE 30, 2026
TODAY'S EPISODE: HERE COME DA JUDGE(S)!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Here we go again - Lefties whining more about the birthright citizenship vote instead of trumpeting a WIN. How many times do WE pick apart a win to the point that WE make it sound like a loss? Alinsky 101 - TAKE THE W and BUILD on it. You get more people on your side with WINS than bitching. JFC...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So what's on today's Update? Empty anniversary celebrations and doomed non-peace agreements, icky assistants and teetering despots, flying soccer balls and gonna-need-them-NOW weather - and MORE! Go ahead - read, like, tell friends, subscribe, and tip! They'll appreciate it - and so will I!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JUNE 28, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: TURNING UP THE HEAT
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's like having Screech be your bodyguard ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today, a fun attempt to use one day's worth of Trump nuttery to prove a thesis provided by the always-entertaining podcaster Bob Cesca (free plug on my part) - and a sidebar about the NYC DNC Pha-REEK!-Out! Plus the usuals! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip - and comment on my work! As always, thanks!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JUNE 25, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: THE SECOND TERM CURSE (AND OTHER SUNDRIES)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A few updates, which are useful (election updates), will make you sigh (the President is back), will aggravate you (the reflective pool mess), will be enormous fun (crazy soccer fans) and maybe even inspire you (Olivia Rodrigo)! Read and like and tell friends and subscribe and tip! THANKS!
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JOE’S UPDATE FOR JUNE 23, 2026
TODAY’S EPISODE: DEFINE “ALIVE”
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